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Why was Natalie Portman never with a good man?
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:11 PM Author: Territorial address Isn't she the "perfect woman"?
Rich, prestigious (Harvard grad, assume smart), beautiful, talented and famous.
Wouldn't you think she'd find a Chad? But no.
First, she was linked to Gael Garcia Bernal, were in a relationship and he cheated on her with some Argentinian actress. This ended their relationship.
Then, probably in despair, she got herself knocked up at 29 (just before the limit, 30!) by a ballet dancer she seduced. Said ballet dancer was in a LTR, he actually LIVED with his gf. Natalie did not care, she had been cheated on once, it was her turn to get her own man even if through cheating too.
She fulfilled the societal requirements: Marriage (even if forced by pregnancy) + kids, but that didn't last long. Her husband cheated on her and she ended up where she originally was. Single.
Can someone explain beautiful, rich, successful women who can't find a decent SO to settle with, literally ever?
Similar example: Alessandra Ambrosio. Considered one of the hottest women alive, rich and famous. Didn't cheat, but got knocked up, never married the guy, had 2 kids, separated and remains alone. |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:39 PM Author: bateful locale possibly gay but are keeping up appearances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046053) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:12 AM Author: naked aggressive masturbator hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046869) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 9:24 AM Author: aphrodisiac heaven cumskin women aren't gay in the sense men are, it's 100% a choice for them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046983) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: bateful locale all women are born gay and learn to love men, or something like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047328) |
Date: November 11th, 2023 8:12 PM Author: Buff mind-boggling sanctuary Her dream man that she can’t have is a pumo who posts on xo who shrewdly avoids dating the Short (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47045954) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:42 AM Author: boyish zippy friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046546) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Coral trip state actresses seem like terrible option for a partner for a man who has those kinds of options. they're always away from home, meeting strange men who try to fuck them (and probably succeed now and then), they tend to be relentless strivers, tend to have weird mental illnesses, etc. it actually sounds awful to be a man in that kind of 'partnership.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47045975) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:22 PM Author: Territorial address Ok but we see a ton of them who do it successfully.
Natalie doesn't seem the mentally ill type (like Britney Spears) or the bimbo type (like Scarlett Johansson.)
She seems more like the Jennifer Connelly type, who's been married for years, has kids and appears to be in a good place in terms of marriage. |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:45 PM Author: Fragrant hairy legs goddamnit NATALIE, STFU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046076) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:36 AM Author: Territorial address You sound mad. If I were Natalie, would I say I got myself knocked up at 29 out of despair? Are you one of the posters who fucks escorts on the reg? Can't find an explanation for the amount of pent up rage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046532) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:58 AM Author: razzle queen of the night Wow never heard of someone saying a slightly disparaging thing about themselves as "evidence" they aren't that person. Nice try with your advanced mental warfare tactics, Natalie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046929) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:10 PM Author: Territorial address You're right, I'm Natalie. Been posting here since I was a student at Harvard, always wanted to date a xo'er but your moniker indicates you're gay. Would you want to date me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047384) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:22 PM Author: Smoky irradiated orchestra pit goal in life Slut genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47045988) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:24 PM Author: Territorial address Wtf. She's always been a goodie two shoes. She refused a ton of movies that weren't up to her standards or had too much sexual content (with the exception of her first role and most likely because she could not refuse her very first role as she was a nobody at that point.)
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:26 PM Author: impressive wagecucks twinkling uncleanness I just saw her ride a BBC in the movie Annihilation the other day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046002) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:31 PM Author: Territorial address Link? I watched that movie, didn't see an sex scenes that I can recall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046030) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:38 PM Author: impressive wagecucks twinkling uncleanness Link to what, the movie? It wasn’t raunchy but there was definitely a sex scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046050) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:41 PM Author: Territorial address Lol, why are you changing the subject? This is the only scene in the movie and it's your average scene, the most you see is her back: https://exporntoons.net/watch/-77200510_456263438
We're talking about why she was never with a worthy man if she appears to be a worthy woman. |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:44 PM Author: impressive wagecucks twinkling uncleanness I didn’t change the subject, you said she doesn’t do Films with sexual content and I interjected with a refutal. In any case, I don’t know what you mean by “worthy” and whether people end up with someone “worthy” or not is completely up to random chance. Sometimes things happen and sometimes they don’t afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046069) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:48 PM Author: Territorial address I was replying to the 'slut genes' comment. It doesn't seem to be the case, she's never been known to be a slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046082) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:41 PM Author: Alcoholic sweet tailpipe crotch Didn't have big tits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046063) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:43 PM Author: Territorial address Keira Knightley has the same small tits, has been happily married for 10 years.
Claire Danes has also A-cups, married for 13 years. 3 kids. |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:44 PM Author: Alcoholic sweet tailpipe crotch Well then I don't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046071) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:47 PM Author: Purple excitant philosopher-king Claire Danes was also the central female figure in a large Hollywood scandal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047481) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 10:58 PM Author: multi-colored karate How is this related to the OP? After the scandal she settled down and has been married ever since, JFC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049337) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:09 PM Author: chartreuse field Keira isnt a jew
hth |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:15 PM Author: multi-colored karate Sounds like nobody claimed she's a Jew. He argued Natalie didn't find a good husband due to having small tits. Keira has small tits and found a SO.
We have a lot of reading comp retards on the board lately. |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:44 PM Author: Fragrant hairy legs sup natalie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046072) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:49 PM Author: Territorial address Sup, should I date an xo'er? I am Jewish and I know most of you are too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046084) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 3:37 PM Author: Alcoholic sweet tailpipe crotch ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047937) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:49 PM Author: nudist bull headed legal warrant chad miserable frigid jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046085) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 8:53 PM Author: Territorial address Why the hate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046091) |
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Date: November 11th, 2023 10:50 PM Author: multi-colored karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046327) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:40 AM Author: Alcoholic sweet tailpipe crotch Sup, Natalie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046539) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:43 AM Author: boyish zippy friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046550) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:43 AM Author: sticky haunted graveyard tanning salon is this that hard? she must be insufferable in private. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046551) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:03 AM Author: Territorial address Most American women are insufferable in private. Of course, if you're rich, famous and prestigious, that makes matters a bit worse. But what man wouldn't want to be at least around a rich, prestigious and good-looking woman after she had his kids? Either he wanted a side-piece (younger woman around) or he was indeed fed up with Natalie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046602) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:52 AM Author: Blue cuckold Heh. She doesn’t like to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046586) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Territorial address How do you deduce this? Don't couples get sick of fucking regardless of whether wives (or husbands) like fucking or not? Most wife-fucking threads get 'ewww' comments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046607) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:48 AM Author: pea-brained razzle-dazzle market hominid Well, you're definitely a female. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046641) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:59 AM Author: Territorial address And you're definitely a gay man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046654) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 10:59 PM Author: pea-brained razzle-dazzle market hominid Nyet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049338) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:54 AM Author: Stirring office She’s not very attractive in person
Also “prestige” and all the rest are not attractive in a woman. Men don’t care about that shit. |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:59 AM Author: nudist bull headed legal warrant chad have you seen her in person? can you describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046656) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:06 AM Author: Stirring office Normal, maybe pleasant even, but definitely not hot. Not the kind of chick you do a double take for and check her out. Just kind of average, a bit above average maybe, slightly bookish. Granted she was in her early-mid 30s. Seemed like her head was oddly elongated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046665) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:11 AM Author: Territorial address Where did you see her? Was she wearing makeup? In most of her candid paparazzi pics she's makeup free.
https://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/4129483/natalie-portman-august-2018-los-feliz-02/
https://hollywoodlife.com/2021/08/18/natalie-portman-makeup-free-denim-shorts-hike-photo/ |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:15 AM Author: Stirring office Saw her at a coffee shop. She was not heavily made up. Maybe lightly made up or makeup free. Not too different from your first link as I recall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046670) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:19 AM Author: Territorial address NYC or LA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046673) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Buff mind-boggling sanctuary Her Skull is expanding imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046867) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:23 AM Author: racy carmine set she fucked Jean Reno on the set of The Professional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046882) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: multi-colored karate Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047326) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:26 PM Author: racy carmine set ?
it’s common knowledge |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Buff mind-boggling sanctuary She fucked moby iirc. Loser magnet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046925) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 8:59 AM Author: razzle queen of the night Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046931) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:36 PM Author: primrose cracking rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047446) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:37 PM Author: High-end ticket booth hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047447) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Diverse menage faggotry Op is either gay or a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47046999) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 9:31 AM Author: razzle queen of the night Op is obviously a woman and if that isn't your first thought I'm afraid you are as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047005) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:48 AM Author: multi-colored karate And so are you. This thread is mostly women and Natalie herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047320) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:35 PM Author: razzle queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047443) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:50 AM Author: bateful locale JUST bcs she's beautiful does not mean she's smart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047332) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:00 PM Author: Territorial address How did your tiny brain arrive at that conclusion?
The OP says it's assumed she's smart because she went to Harvard. She was also a top student at Harvard. If you don't need to be above average in intelligence for that, then I'm not sure what you need. |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:02 PM Author: Blue cuckold She’s book smart but zero chance she’s emotionally intelligent. She’s an attractive Jewish child star. She’s been on a pedestal since she was like 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047365) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:04 PM Author: Territorial address How do you know she's been on a pedestal since "like 5"? We know she's been on a pedestal since she did Leon (around 12-13 years old). Before that she was your average Jewish kid. She got attention because of her looks and was spotted by a talent scout. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047370) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:06 PM Author: slimy marvelous rigor garrison Can’t believe this is a thread or that there are so many responses that don’t get it
Portman is an Uber shitlib . She revels in it , delights in it
She goes to WEF forums and interviews horrible people like yuval harari .
She is a literal demon in a skinsuit . Her insides are all rotten, she sees reality as completely inverted and she thinks this makes her superior. There is nothing redeemable about her at all |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 1:07 PM Author: ivory juggernaut shortened version: she’s a NY Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047554) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 5:41 PM Author: multi-colored karate Long Island Jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47048326) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:07 PM Author: fishy doobsian alpha nowag surprised nobody has said this: some women just have terrible taste in men. it's sort of attractive, in the sense that it gives random losers chances they don't deserve at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047375) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:14 PM Author: Territorial address The weird thing is that the two men she's been involved with have both cheated on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047398) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 5:00 PM Author: fishy doobsian alpha nowag agreed. which means she selects for dark triad sociopaths who cheat constantly, and/or that she's frigid + tough to get along with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47048177) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:37 PM Author: primrose cracking rehab Op is a kike, probably one of the same hooknose hymies who used to spam about “Gal gadot” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047449) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 12:53 PM Author: Territorial address A kike, a woman, a gay man, Natalie herself.
We'll never truly know. |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 10:59 PM Author: curious institution gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049340) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:08 PM Author: Glittery Magenta Resort Circlehead simply because Portman at all times looks and acts like a typical ice cold Mossad agent and thus also lacks even a trace of charm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047714) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:11 PM Author: chartreuse field Are you asking why a Hollywood child actress Jew doesn't have a living family relationship with a husband?
Really? |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 2:14 PM Author: multi-colored karate Gal Gadot doesn't help your case here, neither do any of the Jewish actresses who are happily married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47047728) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: nudist bull headed legal warrant chad except for not being a hollywood child actress your example responds to this perfectly
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Date: November 12th, 2023 5:39 PM Author: multi-colored karate Jennifer Connelly was a child actress. She's Jewish. She also did some demeaning sex scenes throughout her career. Married for 20 years, 3 kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47048315) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 6:40 PM Author: nudist bull headed legal warrant chad Maybe the Catholic father and being sent to a Christian school saved her from her normal fate
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:00 PM Author: pea-brained razzle-dazzle market hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049343) |
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Date: November 12th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: racy carmine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049457) |
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Date: November 13th, 2023 12:31 AM Author: comical translucent public bath indirect expression I'm going to go out on a limb and say that she probably fell in love with a couple of assholes, and by the time she realized that they were assholes, it was too late. The fact that acting is not very conducive to dating/forming relationships probably didn't help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049658) |
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Date: November 13th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Blue cuckold CANT FIND A BETTER MAAAAAAAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5442961&forum_id=2#47049661) |