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Rate my non-profit fundraiser sushi event! (CSLG)
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:11 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother As many of you know, besides being an injury law god, I am a reserve deputy Sheriff with full law enforcement powers under federal law and the ability to conceal carry via HR218.
I am also on the board of a non-profit that raises money to prevent crimes against children and the trafficking of children and women. We help small departments all over the country get training, equipment, and media attention to help them protect these small communities. Having small children, this is something I take seriously, brothers.
Today we held our first fundraiser event at a 15 million dollar house in Beverly Hills. I of course provided all the sushi since I am a restaurant owner (all as a donation of course because I care about helping the community). We had toro, wagyu beef, and a bunch of other high quality fish for all to try. It was very generous of me. We also had an open bar, guys making cigars, and some celebrities.
We had a little speech at the end and me and my good friends Erik Estrada and Dean Cain all spoke. I thanked Mercury, Geico, and State Farm for being able to pay everyone very well so we could raise money for the children.
Was a 180 event and Kenny came to support it (we even had a pumo show up too). It feels amazing to work my way up the ranks of society through my intelligence, hard work, and social skills. Now I'm starting to hang out with 9 and 10 figure guys. Already working on moving into bigger real estate projects like 50-100 unit buildings.
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:51 AM Author: Gay wonderful tanning salon Are you using GPT-3 too? The style suggests we're in some sort of feedback loop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524592) |
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Date: November 25th, 2022 11:08 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother GPT-3 can't copy my 180 style, brother. There is no substitute for the shitlawguru. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45545197) |
Date: November 20th, 2022 9:14 PM Author: swashbuckling bossy french chef black woman Number one rule of event planning, is to never ever ever choose a venue that's too big for your event. Empty space ruins an otherwise great event 100% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522945) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother The guy on my board worth like 500 million let us use his house (one of many). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522948) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: swashbuckling bossy french chef black woman You choose one specific area that fits the amount of people you're going to have there, and you do everything you can to limit the event to that specific area. Which should be mildly crowded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522953) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:17 PM Author: swashbuckling bossy french chef black woman Otherwise, looks 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522958) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 11:13 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother TY, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523396) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Blue Toaster 180, and good luck finding your way up the invisible ladder of American status.
What's Dean Cain's deal — an Uncle Chan? Isn't he Japanese? (seems like a smart guy.) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother I was just trolling, brother. I couldn't care less about status. Going to retire in 18 months and just hang out with my kids and fuck my wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522954) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:20 PM Author: hideous heady skinny woman >Going to [...] just hang out with my kids and fuck my wife.
(bizzaro Spaceporn) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:23 PM Author: azure violent marketing idea i'm also looking forward to fucking his wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522976) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:27 PM Author: Blue Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522988) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:28 PM Author: Blue Toaster Yes, yes, you're a true-blue Cincinnatus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522990) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma how much did the sushi cost u oop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522963) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:23 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Nothing too crazy. A few thousand dollars. We basically just donated it at cost. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522974) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma boomer jew in the jeans lol
https://i.imgur.com/uHou1k3.jpeg |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:23 PM Author: azure violent marketing idea is that bbw CSLG's sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522975) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:36 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother My sister wasn't there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523014) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:27 PM Author: Blue Toaster Also I must commend you for this: "I of course provided all the sushi since I am a restaurant owner (all as a donation of course because I care about helping the community). We had toro, wagyu beef, and a bunch of other high quality fish for all to try. It was very generous of me."
Using pass through of S-corp charitable giving deductions or similar as a tax avoidance move, are we? Savvy.
Either way, "it was very generous of me" is an all time classic cslg line. |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma obviously it's a write off -- but is it a triple-writeoff? will he write it off both as a marketing/business expense for the restaurant, and a marketing expense for promoting his law firm, and a personal charitable deduction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45522995) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:34 PM Author: Blue Toaster It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man with very high income will be desperate to avoid tax.
The name of the game here is to re-route deductions and credits from the restaurant money-pit to his personal high income (or his partnership, etc.) I presume it'll all be done by the book & with nothing untoward.
(Similarly, there are various ways he could plan to maximize his wealth or that of his estate w/ the trusts for his kids, which are holding real property, like an intentionally-defective grantor trust.) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:37 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Rate how the food looks, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523015) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:54 PM Author: Blue Toaster Not great. The fish quality seems so-so & you piled all that crap on it nobody wants to eat.
But, I'm a food snob. |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:00 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother By the end of thr event all the food was eaten, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523111) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:04 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma what kind of cheap-ass goyishe shit is this, not having enough food bc it was all eaten up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523136) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:09 PM Author: Blue Toaster "Goyishe"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523164) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:37 PM Author: Big-titted den Pretty sure that's DBG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537203) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:09 PM Author: Blue Toaster I'm sure many a grazing cow filled her two bellies with all the pounds of yard waste and roughage you piled atop that poor midrange sushi. I'm glad for them, it's just not for me — I'm more of a Yasuda, or at least Blue Ribbon, kind of guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523162) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523191) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:29 PM Author: topaz whorehouse gaming laptop cr, quite frankly it looks disgusting. the house looks nice though. I assume that's not CSLG's house. He could never afford that and his would be much tackier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525061) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:35 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother I can afford like a 25-30 million dollar home on my income, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525095) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:38 PM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma yep. his brother -- his firm cfo -- is a cpa. presumably a similarly high iq jew, and can easily figure out how to help him go all this shit by the book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523020) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:54 PM Author: Blue Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523087) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:41 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Rate my 1 minute thank you!
https://imgur.com/a/4O8l44I |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 9:50 PM Author: Dashing chocolate new version trailer park Lol 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523067) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:31 PM Author: Red halford sex offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525073) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:25 PM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe 180 celebrity appearances from Dean Cain and Estrada (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523231) |
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Date: November 20th, 2022 10:26 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother TY, brother! Rate my personal injury joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45523238) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 7:58 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524002) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 8:13 AM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman Looks like a good event. Swanky venue. Good food. Great organization. Beautiful people. Question though—do you ever get tired of being a badass and having something awesome to do every weekend? |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother If I got tired of it I would take a break. Some weekends we do a day or two just hanging out at home with the kids doing nothing but playing board games. But I just really like doing things, so generally I don't get tired of all the activities we do.
Also, rate my 1 minute speech. |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 8:37 AM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman You commanded the room and made yourself 6’6” in that performance. I rate it a 2 because you were standing 2 meters tall! Also, on a more sentimental note, the speech made me incredibly envious of the life you have built for yourself. Beautiful venue, beautiful people, beautiful food . . . And all payed for by sleazy GEICO and State Farm. I am really really happy for you brother. You truly have maed it. Mazel Tov! |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 8:40 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother TY, brother. Please come to the next one. Also, let me know once you get the green light on Europe so we can plan our Rammstein trip for next year. We can live stream part of the trip on XO so the haters can see how much fun we are having together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524074) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:44 AM Author: arousing mustard tattoo you're such a faggot, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524562) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 9:36 AM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe Kenny looked a bit sloppy with his gray undershirt protruding. Very very disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524237) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:28 AM Author: judgmental goal in life How does this thread not have 200 posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524492) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:29 AM Author: demanding irradiated headpube puppy LOL @ nobody calling out the paper plates w/ mediocre looking fish on them topped with GOLD FLAKES. LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524497) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:43 AM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe The bigger issue is what appears to be an actual Jap or two working the sushi station. I expect nothing but Mongolians preparing cali shitlaw sushi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524556) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother The food was 180, brother. Everyone commented about how amazing it tasted. The next place we are going to open is a Mexican restaurant. I'll probably get a Puerto Rican chef for that. I know a good guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524601) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:33 AM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524788) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:34 AM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe You and TT should open an authentic Vietnamese Burger Bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524793) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:46 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother I would 100% invest. Tommy, email me, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524853) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 10:40 AM Author: judgmental goal in life The guy on right in top pic is dad of a retired NFL safety who is currently the DB coach for the Steelers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524541) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:11 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Lamar also played in the NFL too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524673) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:13 PM Author: judgmental goal in life He should seriously consider hosting a talk show
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClM4PImruP8/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother I honestly love Lamar. That dude is one of my favorite clients of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537150) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:53 AM Author: olive razzle-dazzle dilemma nobody's mentioned that this is not even a D-list LA charity function... this is like a Z-list one... way too many trashy ghetto ethnics in the photos. this isn't anywhere close to the LA elite scene. these people are posers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45524882) |
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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:16 AM Author: crimson boyish location death to those who insult dean cain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538322) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Gay wonderful tanning salon Did you invite Lenkov?
We haven't heard about him in a while. |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:26 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother We actually had a client get cross-complained against in a disputed case and we referred him the defense work since the carrier was paying. So now he is defending our client in a case where we are the plaintiff's lawyers. I'm going to set up an epic dinner to discuss case strategy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525049) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:32 PM Author: Gay wonderful tanning salon Do you have a bobblehead you can set somewhere in the background? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525082) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 1:23 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525407) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:32 PM Author: citrine infuriating area There are like 20 people there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525077) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 2:51 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Maybe like 80 people showed up, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525999) |
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Date: November 21st, 2022 12:32 PM Author: Red halford sex offender The guy in the Kings shirt looks suspicious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45525083) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 3:59 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother That is paralegal Danny, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45536211) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM Author: Mint Theater Stage Factory Reset Button lol @ Estrada and Cain... these guys are $7 figure (at best) has-beens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537149) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:27 PM Author: Hateful Odious Affirmative Action Brunch Lol at this failure of a thread. Pics of D-list former celebrities and sushi that’s been sitting out all day at some shit stucco McMansion. You’re really balling out of control. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537168) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:28 PM Author: Mint Theater Stage Factory Reset Button it's a pretty pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537173) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother Hey, brother, I'm just loving life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537191) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:35 PM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman !!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537196) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:43 PM Author: Hateful Odious Affirmative Action Brunch Are you? There seems to be something missing in you that you’re desperate for attention here. And you hide behind this “oh I’m just trolling brother!” facade that nobody believes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537223) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:51 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother I make like 2 posts a week and visit XO like 10-15 minutes a day max. Lots of days I don't even look at XO. I'm just really good at posting, brother. But in reality I'm barely ever here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537254) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:53 PM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman Me too, brother. I hardly ever poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537264) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:43 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother To do it right you need to put a comma before brother, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537714) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:45 PM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman Brother, I've fixed it, brother. Brother, you are such an inspiration. I am going to go slow dance to Goo Goo Dolls with my wife in the kitchen. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:46 PM Author: Motley awkward legend mother What is the origin of the moniker disco fries? My wife asked and I had no idea. I know what it means but how did you decide to pick it as a moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45537741) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:56 PM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman What a fascinating question. The answer is, it was a rainy summer night on the Upper West Side. I went out with my wife (we were not yet married) to meet her college friend at a bar that was up by Columbia, Broadway and W 125th. Friend also invited her boyfriend who showed up and we had drinks and a meal. The boyfriend had grown up in Florham Park and started reminiscing about the things that he loved about New Jersey (the boyfriend was also the child of lawyers and he lamented about how he couldn't work in an office - he was a bohemian type). At the end of the evening, the boyfriend went back home, and the three of us headed back downtown because the night was young and we were in our twenties and carefree. We stopped somewhere around W 80th and found an all night diner on Amsterdam. We went in and asked for "disco fries" off the menu. Then we sat under the cheap fluorescents and made fun of the boyfriend who lived off his trust fund and pretended to be an artist. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:54 PM Author: Blue Toaster Hey, weird! I used to live in Florham Park and I bet I know the place you ended up in! We may have been brushing past one another this whole time. Kismet
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:12 PM Author: mildly autistic rose giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538107) |
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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:06 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother 180 story! My moniker isnt nearly as creative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538537) |
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Date: November 24th, 2022 10:37 AM Author: at-the-ready beta patrolman 180 bro. You inspire me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45539265) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:02 PM Author: Marvelous unhinged ladyboy Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538072) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Pink vigorous station cuck How is that one nigger shorter than you? JFC. Also LJL at Kenny’s attempt to grow a mustache. Looks like lip pubes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538139) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:51 PM Author: charismatic salmon international law enforcement agency 180 af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45538246) |
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Date: November 24th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: Motley awkward legend mother TY, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239226&forum_id=2#45539238) |