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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
house-broken thriller water buffalo orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
wonderful umber partner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
flickering flushed den
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
brass magical church building
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Plum Very Tactful Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
swollen internal respiration
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cerebral Temple Nibblets
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
citrine motley fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
brilliant low-t affirmative action
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Transparent legend
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
carmine histrionic whorehouse
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
shaky lake death wish
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
abusive cream stag film indirect expression
  06/30/25
cr
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
brilliant low-t affirmative action
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
carmine histrionic whorehouse
  06/30/25
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Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
abusive cream stag film indirect expression
  06/30/25
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Charismatic french roommate
  07/01/25
*bussy
Pearly Aromatic Boiling Water
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
swollen internal respiration
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
hairraiser mauve piazza
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
well-lubricated associate
  06/30/25
fuck
Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
hairraiser mauve piazza
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
house-broken thriller water buffalo orchestra pit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
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High-end red dilemma
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Aphrodisiac brunch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
translucent gunner ticket booth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Pale casino
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
translucent gunner ticket booth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
translucent gunner ticket booth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Autistic salmon newt
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sooty Marvelous Abode Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
spruce supple windowlicker
  06/30/25
tcr
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
just jump
internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
...
clear spot roast beef
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
180 Hunting Ground Home
  06/30/25
wow
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Misanthropic vibrant school cafeteria
  06/30/25
JFC man
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
citrine motley fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
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carmine histrionic whorehouse
  06/30/25
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irradiated magenta center
  06/30/25
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cracking hall giraffe
  06/30/25
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Sooty Marvelous Abode Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
spruce supple windowlicker
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Aphrodisiac brunch
  06/30/25
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galvanic disturbing bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Charismatic french roommate
  07/01/25
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sable glittery generalized bond stage
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Geriatric Chocolate Jewess
  07/01/25
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Orchid mentally impaired corner
  07/01/25
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flickering flushed den
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Plum Very Tactful Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
bro
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
...
spruce supple windowlicker
  06/30/25
lol
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
...
exhilarant amethyst step-uncle's house tattoo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
amber place of business
  06/30/25
jfc
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
brilliant low-t affirmative action
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
irradiated magenta center
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cracking hall giraffe
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
amber place of business
  07/01/25
...
Pale casino
  07/01/25
...
cracking hall giraffe
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Orchid mentally impaired corner
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
scarlet faggot firefighter hairy legs
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
pearl dog poop rehab
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Obsidian parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
...
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/01/25
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laughsome shivering school alpha
  07/01/25
lol
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
...
internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
diverse green principal's office travel guidebook
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Stirring domesticated senate
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Irate mad-dog skullcap house
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Crimson rebellious market
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
nudist sinister persian
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
laughsome shivering school alpha
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Coral racy elastic band
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/01/25
...
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Charismatic french roommate
  07/01/25
😟
white location ceo
  07/01/25
...
navy legal warrant national
  07/01/25
holy shit
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
laughsome shivering school alpha
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
heady cobalt university trump supporter
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Orchid mentally impaired corner
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
swollen internal respiration
  07/01/25
...
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Orchid mentally impaired corner
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Orchid mentally impaired corner
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
180 Hunting Ground Home
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
swollen internal respiration
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Odious locale telephone
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Charismatic french roommate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bat shit crazy tanning salon stain
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/06/25
...
180 Hunting Ground Home
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
titillating peach parlor
  07/06/25
...
cracking hall giraffe
  07/06/25
lol
Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge
  07/07/25
wow
pearl dog poop rehab
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: house-broken thriller water buffalo orchestra pit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: wonderful umber partner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: flickering flushed den

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: brass magical church building

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Plum Very Tactful Gay Wizard

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: swollen internal respiration

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Temple Nibblets

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: citrine motley fortuitous meteor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: brilliant low-t affirmative action

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Transparent legend

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: carmine histrionic whorehouse

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: shaky lake death wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: abusive cream stag film indirect expression

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: brilliant low-t affirmative action

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: carmine histrionic whorehouse

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abusive cream stag film indirect expression

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charismatic french roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Pearly Aromatic Boiling Water

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: swollen internal respiration

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hairraiser mauve piazza

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hairraiser mauve piazza

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: house-broken thriller water buffalo orchestra pit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: High-end red dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: translucent gunner ticket booth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pale casino

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: translucent gunner ticket booth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: translucent gunner ticket booth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Autistic salmon newt

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty Marvelous Abode Organic Girlfriend

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: spruce supple windowlicker

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: clear spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: 180 Hunting Ground Home

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic vibrant school cafeteria

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: citrine motley fortuitous meteor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carmine histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: irradiated magenta center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cracking hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sooty Marvelous Abode Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: spruce supple windowlicker

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: galvanic disturbing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Charismatic french roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sable glittery generalized bond stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Geriatric Chocolate Jewess

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Orchid mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: flickering flushed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Plum Very Tactful Gay Wizard

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: spruce supple windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exhilarant amethyst step-uncle's house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: amber place of business

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: brilliant low-t affirmative action

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: irradiated magenta center

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cracking hall giraffe

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: amber place of business

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Pale casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cracking hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Orchid mentally impaired corner

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: scarlet faggot firefighter hairy legs

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored patrolman police squad

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour love of her life

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome shivering school alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy black pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: diverse green principal's office travel guidebook

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Stirring domesticated senate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Irate mad-dog skullcap house

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Crimson rebellious market

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: nudist sinister persian

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome shivering school alpha

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Coral racy elastic band

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Charismatic french roommate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: white location ceo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: navy legal warrant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome shivering school alpha

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: heady cobalt university trump supporter

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Orchid mentally impaired corner

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: swollen internal respiration

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Orchid mentally impaired corner

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Orchid mentally impaired corner

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: 180 Hunting Ground Home

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: swollen internal respiration

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Odious locale telephone

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Charismatic french roommate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy tanning salon stain

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: 180 Hunting Ground Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: titillating peach parlor

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cracking hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Light Adventurous Psychic Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: pearl dog poop rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)