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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Sick depressive dysfunction
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Mauve marvelous ticket booth
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
iridescent chapel telephone
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Garnet adulterous orchestra pit
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Trip Aqua Jew
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Turquoise yarmulke nursing home
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Fragrant hairy legs
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
spruce narrow-minded crotch affirmative action
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Orchid Insane Tattoo
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Lemon dingle berry sex offender
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cowardly Goal In Life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Brindle razzle gunner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
autistic snowy pocket flask spot
  06/30/25
cr
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Orchid Insane Tattoo
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
mint haunting tanning salon
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cowardly Goal In Life
  06/30/25
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territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
autistic snowy pocket flask spot
  06/30/25
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bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma
  07/01/25
*bussy
White appetizing skinny woman theater stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Turquoise yarmulke nursing home
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
indecent twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sadistic ivory library round eye
  06/30/25
fuck
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
indecent twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Sick depressive dysfunction
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
mint haunting tanning salon
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
...
topaz french chef selfie
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Adventurous masturbator
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
lime lodge
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Massive indian lodge idea he suggested
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
lime lodge
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
lime lodge
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
orange famous landscape painting stage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
big-titted mental disorder
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
purple genital piercing keepsake machete
  06/30/25
tcr
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
just jump
odious cuckold
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
...
Excitant azn new version
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Stimulating Smoky Filthpig
  06/30/25
wow
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
arousing goyim
  06/30/25
JFC man
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
spruce narrow-minded crotch affirmative action
  06/30/25
...
odious cuckold
  06/30/25
...
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
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Cowardly Goal In Life
  06/30/25
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lascivious area fanboi
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
...
big-titted mental disorder
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
purple genital piercing keepsake machete
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Adventurous masturbator
  06/30/25
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gaped curious becky
  07/01/25
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bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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poppy histrionic faggotry senate
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
exciting shimmering house
  07/01/25
...
translucent casino
  07/01/25
...
iridescent chapel telephone
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Trip Aqua Jew
  06/30/25
bro
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
...
purple genital piercing keepsake machete
  06/30/25
lol
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
...
Rose garrison circlehead
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
big quadroon
  06/30/25
jfc
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Orchid Insane Tattoo
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
lascivious area fanboi
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
big quadroon
  07/01/25
...
Massive indian lodge idea he suggested
  07/01/25
...
razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
translucent casino
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
seedy cruel-hearted hall
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
mint haunting tanning salon
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Greedy Nofapping Tank
  06/30/25
...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/01/25
...
beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund
  07/01/25
lol
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
...
odious cuckold
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Mind-boggling effete kitty cat corn cake
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Vigorous wine bbw
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
buff immigrant
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
umber business firm factory reset button
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Up-to-no-good Sooty Abode Associate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Concupiscible fuchsia place of business parlor
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/01/25
...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma
  07/01/25
😟
spectacular indigo elastic band piazza
  07/01/25
...
charismatic dilemma pisswyrm
  07/01/25
holy shit
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
shaky stag film
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
translucent casino
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Turquoise yarmulke nursing home
  07/01/25
...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
translucent casino
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
translucent casino
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Stimulating Smoky Filthpig
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Turquoise yarmulke nursing home
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Irradiated underhanded gas station gaping
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Electric fluffy crackhouse
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/06/25
...
Stimulating Smoky Filthpig
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cerise theater
  07/06/25
...
razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
lol
territorial codepig marketing idea
  07/07/25
wow
Violet Titillating Headpube
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Sick depressive dysfunction

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mauve marvelous ticket booth

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: iridescent chapel telephone

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Garnet adulterous orchestra pit

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Trip Aqua Jew

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Turquoise yarmulke nursing home

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Fragrant hairy legs

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spruce narrow-minded crotch affirmative action

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Orchid Insane Tattoo

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Lemon dingle berry sex offender

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cowardly Goal In Life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Brindle razzle gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: autistic snowy pocket flask spot

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Orchid Insane Tattoo

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mint haunting tanning salon

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cowardly Goal In Life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: autistic snowy pocket flask spot

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: White appetizing skinny woman theater stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Turquoise yarmulke nursing home

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sadistic ivory library round eye

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Sick depressive dysfunction

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mint haunting tanning salon

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: topaz french chef selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: lime lodge

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Massive indian lodge idea he suggested

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime lodge

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: lime lodge

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orange famous landscape painting stage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: big-titted mental disorder

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: purple genital piercing keepsake machete

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: odious cuckold

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Excitant azn new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Smoky Filthpig

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: arousing goyim

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spruce narrow-minded crotch affirmative action

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: odious cuckold



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cowardly Goal In Life



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: lascivious area fanboi



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: big-titted mental disorder



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple genital piercing keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: gaped curious becky



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: poppy histrionic faggotry senate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: exciting shimmering house

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: translucent casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: iridescent chapel telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Trip Aqua Jew

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: purple genital piercing keepsake machete



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Rose garrison circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: big quadroon

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Orchid Insane Tattoo

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: lascivious area fanboi

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: big quadroon

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Massive indian lodge idea he suggested



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: translucent casino

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: seedy cruel-hearted hall

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: mint haunting tanning salon

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Greedy Nofapping Tank

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: odious cuckold



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling effete kitty cat corn cake

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous wine bbw

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: buff immigrant

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: umber business firm factory reset button

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sooty Abode Associate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible fuchsia place of business parlor

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular indigo elastic band piazza

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic dilemma pisswyrm



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled temple trust fund

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: shaky stag film

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: translucent casino

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Turquoise yarmulke nursing home

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: translucent casino

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: translucent casino

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Smoky Filthpig

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Turquoise yarmulke nursing home

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded gas station gaping

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bipolar fiercely-loyal regret friendly grandma

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Electric fluffy crackhouse

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Smoky Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cerise theater

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz metal bawdyhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: territorial codepig marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Violet Titillating Headpube

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)