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Zurich you're one exceptionally weird faggot
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842453) |
Date: April 13th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) Stop inflating his ego (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842462) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:49 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842470) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) why?i'm just a recovering drug/sex addict who loves the marine fish hobby, warhammer 40k, and labor law.
pretty run of the mill stuff. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Why did you have a meltdown and do a bunch of blow and fuck hookers? Were you just like my life is boring, fuck it? And then you got clean and went back to your wife like nothing happened? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842473) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i have always had addiction issues and an obsessive nature. it has served me well in my career but not in personal life.
we had our first kid in 2015 and my wife got frigid and we didnt fuck for a long time. in september 2015, i lateraled to biglaw and started traveling a lot, which upped my drinking a lot. i also felt justified in fucking prostitutes bc of my wife not sleeping with me.
in 2017 i got a consistent coke hookup and learned in sept that i was being promoted to partner in biglaw. it wasn't a prestigious firm but it was biglaw. this gave me a god complex (after all, i started out working for a solo. there is no scenario where i should have wound up in biglaw).
everything just snowballed from there and i unraveled. i beat up my side piece (who was living with me and wasn't a sidepiece any longer) and went to jail. i then got sober. after that i realized what id done and got my life back together.
wife and i have sex a lot. all i really had to do was tell her back in 2015 that she needed to come correct with the pussy or the gravy train was done, but i didn't.
i'd be lying if i said i didn't have lots of fun from 2015-2021. glad it's over tho. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:07 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker Can’t tell what’s flame and what’s real but I like you as a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842499) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) that;s all true. the only stuff i lied about was gay and tranny shit, with one exception, i did blow a guy off craigslist in the early 2000s because i was curious. i didn't like it. no homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842504) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Traditional Latin ass Did he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842670) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Why did you beat up your side chick?
How come you didn't get disbarred for beating up a woman? |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) beat up is an overstatement. i hit her once. i was piss drunk and we got into a fight and she was ignoring me and telling me to go away so i smacked her. she called the cops.
she just didn't cooperate with the state and they dropped the charge. i was arrested but the case got thrown out and expunged. you can probably do all kinds of shit and not be disbarred. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Why did you smack her? Of all the crazy shit you've done this is by far the worst. I've never hit a woman dog even when completely blasted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842544) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i dunno, she just made me really mad. pretty much everything about me then was out of character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842549) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class If I ever committed a capital crime and was looking for an accomplice after the fact you would be my first call. I want you to know that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842563) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i am honored.
i want to be clear that i am a chill nice guy now and have been since june 2021.
actually the thing that led to me going sober was i went insane on my gf and absolutely destroyed my apartment, broken glass everywhere, i launched furniture out onto the sidewalk and a major road (colesville ave in silver spring). she had to eventually call the cops and they came and found that i'd cut myself all up. they had to take me to the psych ward.
gf had to tell my wife bc the kids were supposed to stay with us that weekend. wife told me that i was to present evidence that i'd entered a program and was actively going through the program, or else the kids wouldn't ever come over again. if it weren't for that, i'd have dried out for a few weeks and gone right back.
once i sobered up and did the rehab, i focused on work and my fish tank hobby and the rest is history. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class You seem like the type of guy whom if you got a call from Senator Bob Menedez and he said hey I've got a dead hooker in a hotel room, your first reaction would be, "Okay, let's think this through... Stay calm, we're gonna be okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842580) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) unfortunately my brain does work that way. i talked my way out of a ton of shit.
my wife made me realize that i am a narcissist when we split up. i think that realization has been very beneficial because i can notice myself veering into that and stop it.
i am also sociopathic, hence the hiding of hooker bodies and stuff. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) your narcissism really shows when you and gunner poop on the board with another round of zany antics imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842589) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) you sound like a dumbass faggot. are you a dumbass faggot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842595) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class On a bort starved for content, two men, one, possibly Indian, stand alone in their ability to rehash decades old Spaceporn trolling and make it anew.
These are their Stories |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842601) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Why are you a narcissist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842597) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) not sure what makes one that way. my mom is a narcissist, so maybe i learned it from her.
i feel like recognizing and admitting it is helpful because you can catch and stop it. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class What's one on the telltale signs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842611) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) automatically making stuff about yourself (eg, wife is sick and you start talking about how you feel sick), unrealistic sense of self importance (my biglaw god complex), being overly sensitive to criticism.
everyone has these to some degree, but they are huge issues for some people. used to be for me. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Well you seem to have some self reflection at least.
I had a friend once, I don't talk to him anymore but he was a habitual liar. Apparently he once told a bunch of our friend group that he had cancer but it was all made up. It was the same thing where like he knew someone who had cancer and felt left out so he just started telling people he did.
I didn't find out about this until after we weren't friends anymore. But he never told me about the cancer thing I think because he knew I wouldn't be bamboozled. I also think it was some sort of purity test for him to see who his real friends were. To see who would go all the way and be behind him. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) like i said, awareness helps a lot. i don't do all that wacky bullshit anymore.
making up cancer is insane. also narcissistic. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class Yeah and also his whole attitude was about how if you're really my friend you'll accept my fake cancer journey. But people who don't really support me I'm not even going tell them.
Be never had cancer lol. But I guess his 'top allies' were willing to give him attention for it. A lot of people in my life don't bother to try and scam me because they know I'm suspicious as hell about flagrant bullshit.
So people come up to me years later and tell me do you remember so and so? Yeah they had a whole fake cancer saga. But they didn't tell you because it would have ruined it. Lol
It's always fascinating how insecure a lot of people are. Especially those who inherit money, I find. This guy was a mini RSF. He came into money and it made him really weird.
It's like imagine winning the sperm lotto. But you're so insecure that you have to lie about having cancer. Those who are given the most are often the weakest of character. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:49 AM Author: The Glory of the Written Word exceptionally weird faggots are the best kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842471) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., no exceptions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842511) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: nasdaq Is spaceporn still harassing you off board? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842585) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) no, i made peace with him in december. i have a friend with cancer and SP poasted something kind about him.
that got me thinking about how bad SP must feel about people attacking him for things that are out of his control. at the end of the day, i think he just wants people to understand and be kind to him. it isn't his fault that he's got a medical condition. i shouldn't have harassed him the way i did, but i made what i thought was a fairly innocuous joke (the squirrel thing) and he outed me. i have a tendency to go scorched earth over very small slights, so that set off two years of a nasty feud.
i don't talk shit about him anymore and have suggested that people leave him alone. i really don't think he should poast here because the place is incompatible with his personality, but whatever. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i feel bad for spaceporn and every time he comes back i try to commit to not trolling him. but what always makes me relapse is him being an aggressive asshole to everyone else. i imagine his victim complex stems from his medical issues, but that's not an excuse when he's a middle aged man holding down a white collar job.
and it's xoxo. why come to a place like this if you can't handle being made fun of? this place isn't good for him and mock/defame/threatening him accelerates him reentering his dormant phase. plus afaik only that one psychopath has ever fucked with him IRL. he outed you and all you did was some light ribbing online which is completely in line with what xoxo is all about. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) also, he never harassed me off board. he threatened to and i used to make shit up about him calling my office managing partner, etc. but he never did any of that. i am also certain he never contacted bar counsel, which he at least implied he did a few times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842630) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) zurich is a chill dude and normie presenting.
a lot of people are like this. i am too. part of the appeal of xo is to anonymously discuss shit and present parts of yourself you don't show the whole world. |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i think xo is divided fairly evenly between normal people who let their degenerate flag fly here and people who are absolute loser freaks (ie, asian virgins).
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) cr. and you can tell the second half by how seriously they take their reputation here. the people using xo as a separate fantasy life tend to take their reputation with the same seriousness as one might IRL. why would i care what a bunch anonymous strangers think about me? they don't know me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842959) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class The twist is that everyone here literally knows you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48844144) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Oh, you trade? (🧐) you're missing an entire category of people who at some point passed as normal but have spent literal decades at this point poasting from a diaper and never venturing outside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48842988) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i said "a lot of people". there are certainly a sizeable portion of loserfucks as zurich pointed out and i agreed with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48843002) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Lower Lower Middle Class I'm sure that he's hinged irl. I was just giving him shit. I think crack whores to fish tanks is a great character arc. We should all be so lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48844146) |
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained)) i've thought about writing a book. "crack whores to fish tanks" would be a good title
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:00 AM Author: blow off some steam He’s just a gay jew role playing as a nigger there’s a thousand middle aged kike psychos doing the exact same thing in his state alone probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5709839&forum_id=2#48844688) |