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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: The JCM Volta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851058) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: you lose, bad thread How much THING DOING have you been forcing him to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851068) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:45 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851074) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: The JCM Volta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851084) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851099) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: The JCM Volta literally almost none
If we had gotten married when I was fuck, idk, an annoying 23 year old, I definitely would have made him THING-DO. AND THING-DO. And when we were done THING-DOING, we would have THING-DONE some more. But I'm middle-aged now and long ago figured out that it's all a fucking scam.
It also helps a lot that we have an insane amount of overlap in our personal and professional interests. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851101) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: you lose, bad thread An annoying 23 year old newlywed wife tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851152) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851154) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: The JCM Volta my tits were way perkier and my skin smooth and shiny, but like almost every other 23 y/o slimepit in the US, i was insufferable at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851157) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp slimepit in the US tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: The JCM Volta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851176) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Pics?
Describe your insufferableness. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: The JCM Volta i assure you i am fat and hideous. ;)
idk, i was a typical dumb 23 y/o cunt. was arrogant, thought i knew it all, thought i was too good for everything and everyone even though objectively at the time i was kind of a loser. valued all the wrong things. idk, i was just a fucking retard. i grew up a lot in my late 20s. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: you lose, bad thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851192) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III What about FRIEND HAVING. My wife won’t let me be a borderline hermit who only hangs out with our kids and my two bike friends. makes me MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851196) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: The JCM Volta what about friend-having?
maybe its because we were both FUCKING OLD when we got married but... i dont feel the need to drag him around to hang out with every person i'm friends with. i outgrew that phase more than a decade ago. he's met all of my friends that actually matter to me and vice versa.
generally speaking, we don't need to be stuck up each others asses 24/7. we have a few friends that we hang out with maybe once or twice a month and spend a fair amount of time with his sister and her husband whenever we can. but other than that we're both quite happy to do our own thing. he travels a fair amount for lessons/gigs/concerts (he's a musician- a real one, not a greasy hippie guitarist faggot) and my work schedule keeps me at home mostly, but i work a combo of days and nights. when we're both home we enjoy hanging out with each other and see friends when we can.
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ah, see, I’ve been married so long and done so much stuff through the lens of our kids’ activities and the local social circle (established and maintained by my wife) that I’m just sort of expected to be friends with this other pile of husbands/dads that I have very little interest in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851253) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: 345 (🧐) absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851255) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: The JCM Volta yeah, i think there are many, many positives to getting married young.
i think one of the positives of getting married when you are OLD AS FUCK is that you have naturally grown past all of the stages of social crap that you may have inadvertently gotten stuck in if you were a young married couple. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: i gave my cousin head i really hate this
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Consuela to be fair, you're in the "honeymoon period" and you don't have kids. it's more like cohabitation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851160) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp The honeymoon period of Autoadmit poasting (2004 - ?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851165) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Consuela they got married last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851168) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851169) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: The JCM Volta oh look, its consuela, the resident relationship and personality expert! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851178) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: Consuela xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851179) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851183) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) would you consider getting him a moniker so we can have another husband/wife poasting duo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851177) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851181) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: you lose, bad thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851189) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: The JCM Volta honestly? yeah i would consider it. i dont know how much he would actually poast, though.
when we first started dating, i explained xo and showed him a handful of threads.
thankfully he found peterman-threading highlights almost as funny as i did. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: So we looked at the data What is the point of two sterile people marrying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851180) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp Poast-moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851184) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: The JCM Volta well consuela, we genuinely love and like each other and enjoy each other's company.
i know this is a foreign concept to you, but try to understand. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Consuela can't you love and like each other and enjoy each other's company without "marriage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851191) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) and you can have kids without being married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851195) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Consuela sure, but the idea of marriage is/was to raise the bar for separation & therefore create stability for children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851198) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: The JCM Volta i know this is a really difficult concept for you to understand because you're a short, unlikeable kike, but sometimes people genuinely enjoy each others company and love each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851224) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Consuela i grant that you and your husband enjoy each other's company and love each other. congrats. what changes based upon your government-approved piece of paper? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851238) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: The JCM Volta comments like these are why people hate (((you))). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851243) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Consuela lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851252) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: you lose, bad thread Monogamous commitment for life obviously
The same thing that changes for younger fertile couples when they get married |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: The JCM Volta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851264) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) there's also a ton of legal benefits for being married. not just tax and property, but important things like being in charge of making medical decisions if the other is impaired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851279) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: The JCM Volta and simple shit like being on the same health insurance and car insurance policies etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851282) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) cr. two completely rational actors would choose to get married because for all sorts of legal reasons. let alone various cultural, individual, and religious reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851298) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: The JCM Volta also... like, FUCK, we just want to spend the rest of our lives together. its not that hard to understand.
its honestly weird as fuck to me that the men on xo hate women so much that they can't imagine wanting to be with one woman for life unless that woman is going to give them a kid.
most people that are capable of loving and being loved will find the right person and see the value in making that lifelong commitment. but i am just going to stop right now because its not worth ranting to the 8 remaining mentally poasters. lulz |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) don't let someone like consuela get under your skin. that's what he wants.
yeah the individual commitment thing is obvious, but a cynical misanthrope wouldn't be receptive to it, so i mentioned all the other objective legal benefits of marriage that don't have anything to do with kids. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) this is what many here think, but only if you're cynical and believe all the religious and cultural reasons for marriage are bullshit and just veneer for the true purpose of raising kids.
but if raising kids was legitimately the only purpose then there would be no bar to terminating one if they couple was sterile or if their kids were already raised.
anyway, people get married for various reasons. even if you're convinced that is the sole purpose of marriage, you also know that many others believe differently, like in jcm's case considering she's said she's never wanted kids. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: The JCM Volta just want to clarify: i have never wanted kids. but have always said if i had found a husband who 100% wanted kids and who i was certain would never divorce, i would have been willing to have a kid. and would have raised kid(s) with 10000000000% love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851241) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851285) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: i gave my cousin head is squirt pee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851250) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: 345 (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851260) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: The JCM Volta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851263) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: dustin diamond, michael diamond's cousin ((zurich is stained)) i remember going on a trip in july 2014 with my pregnant wife GARY to portland ME and boston and i poasted that i wanted to rape you up the ass and you said no.
do you remember this? |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: The JCM Volta 2014? i was probably on a LOT of drugs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851320) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: dustin diamond, michael diamond's cousin ((zurich is stained)) you were super fat then, u texted me a pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861608&forum_id=2#49851337) |