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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
lol
Filthy tripping clown
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Filthy tripping clown
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/09
thansk
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
...
beady-eyed state ape
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
Crimson Point Background Story
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
contagious swollen voyeur
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Transparent site roommate
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Purple violent affirmative action institution
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
Glittery property
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Dull Church
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
citrine mind-boggling home love of her life
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
Fuchsia razzmatazz stag film codepig
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
Vivacious Buck-toothed Orchestra Pit
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
supple new version
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
Hairless doobsian tanning salon
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
Learning disabled dog poop base
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
...
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
...
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
trip up-to-no-good indirect expression windowlicker
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
Vivacious Buck-toothed Orchestra Pit
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
no
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
Harsh Soul-stirring Nowag Jewess
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
ebony mediation
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Bright French Chef Crotch
  07/01/09
Great thread.
painfully honest generalized bond address
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
French Dashing Striped Hyena
  07/01/09
this is good work.
Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
...
Umber philosopher-king
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
Deep alpha
  07/01/09
thanks?
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
A+ thread
azure juggernaut
  07/01/09
great flame
walnut bonkers spot people who are hurt
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
flesh plaza
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
lilac fat ankles police squad
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
exciting nursing home
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Dull Church
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
spectacular giraffe dingle berry
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
how romantic
exciting nursing home
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
spectacular giraffe dingle berry
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
Erotic avocado cumskin space
  07/01/09
dont think she did
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
Appetizing Macaca
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
Comical half-breed
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Comical half-breed
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Comical half-breed
  07/01/09
...
Comical half-breed
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
white concupiscible skinny woman garrison
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
bronze judgmental theater
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
Pea-brained Misanthropic Coldplay Fan Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
racy very tactful depressive son of senegal
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
Cerise meetinghouse liquid oxygen
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
Electric quadroon casino
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
bronze judgmental theater
  07/02/09
it's trash
Cerise meetinghouse liquid oxygen
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
yellow kitty death wish
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
Filthy tripping clown
  07/02/09
......maybe...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
yellow kitty death wish
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
Filthy tripping clown
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
abnormal stain business firm
  07/02/09
i will do that
bronze judgmental theater
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
dun native
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
spectacular giraffe dingle berry
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
bronze judgmental theater
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
spectacular giraffe dingle berry
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
spectacular giraffe dingle berry
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
Anal shrine
  07/06/09
156
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
Anal shrine
  07/06/09
120
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Filthy tripping clown
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
unholy range lettuce
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
lascivious mint legend senate
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
Multi-colored abode
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/06/09
yeah?
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/06/09
oh fuck
bronze judgmental theater
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
bronze judgmental theater
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
Multi-colored abode
  07/07/09
...
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
Talented beta piazza queen of the night
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete
  07/09/09
...
Electric quadroon casino
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
passionate federal hell
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
floppy garnet step-uncle's house
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
vigorous antidepressant drug
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
bronze judgmental theater
  11/10/10
so what happened???
disrespectful stead mood
  11/10/10
...
ferengi
  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Filthy tripping clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Filthy tripping clown

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking internal respiration twinkling uncleanness

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed state ape

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Crimson Point Background Story

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: contagious swollen voyeur

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Transparent site roommate

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Purple violent affirmative action institution

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Glittery property

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Dull Church

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling home love of her life

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia razzmatazz stag film codepig

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Buck-toothed Orchestra Pit

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: supple new version

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Hairless doobsian tanning salon

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled dog poop base

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good indirect expression windowlicker

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Buck-toothed Orchestra Pit

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Harsh Soul-stirring Nowag Jewess

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: ebony mediation

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Bright French Chef Crotch

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: painfully honest generalized bond address

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: French Dashing Striped Hyena

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse rough-skinned parlor

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Umber philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Deep alpha

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: azure juggernaut

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: walnut bonkers spot people who are hurt

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: flesh plaza

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: lilac fat ankles police squad

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: exciting nursing home

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Dull Church

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe dingle berry

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: exciting nursing home

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe dingle berry

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Erotic avocado cumskin space

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Macaca

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Comical half-breed

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Comical half-breed

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Comical half-breed

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Comical half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: white concupiscible skinny woman garrison

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained Misanthropic Coldplay Fan Old Irish Cottage

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: racy very tactful depressive son of senegal

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Cerise meetinghouse liquid oxygen

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Electric quadroon casino

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Cerise meetinghouse liquid oxygen

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: yellow kitty death wish

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Filthy tripping clown

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: yellow kitty death wish

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Filthy tripping clown

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: abnormal stain business firm

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: dun native

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe dingle berry

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe dingle berry

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: spectacular giraffe dingle berry

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: Anal shrine

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: Anal shrine

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Filthy tripping clown

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: unholy range lettuce

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: lascivious mint legend senate

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored abode

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored abode

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Talented beta piazza queen of the night

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: High-end titillating really tough guy keepsake machete

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Electric quadroon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: passionate federal hell

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: floppy garnet step-uncle's house

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: vigorous antidepressant drug

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: bronze judgmental theater

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: disrespectful stead mood

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)