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Biglaw Bros- Would you sex a fellow assoc?

seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
has she already presented herself to you?
bonkers mood
  05/11/11
it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would ...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
not worth it bro.
Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office
  05/11/11
I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete... ...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting....
Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office
  05/11/11
on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out? ...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though ...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho
Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office
  05/11/11
I know she's clearly been upping the ante the last few week...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn d...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different fi...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away ...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho gi...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the se...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her ...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summe...
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't o...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls lov...
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, p...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw but i...
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a g...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "...
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
is she at least 28?
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
29 also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/11/11
lol
Indigo frum school cafeteria dopamine
  05/12/11
nope not worth the risk
light frozen boltzmann
  05/11/11
what risk
Lascivious Personal Credit Line Theater
  05/11/11
Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever h...
Yapping Reading Party
  05/11/11
is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/11/11
Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat...
Yapping Reading Party
  05/12/11
no, just a simpsons fan
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/12/11
(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)
Cobalt Beady-eyed Property Foreskin
  05/11/11
The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think...
Talented main people
  05/11/11
credited on reflection, this strikes me as much more obse...
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/12/11
yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, m...
Mint son of senegal yarmulke
  05/12/11
How many girls have you sexed?
titillating grizzly rigor trust fund
  05/11/11
50+ but I am 30+
Spruce Useless Halford Regret
  05/12/11
she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get s...
Primrose seedy locus pozpig
  05/12/11
She wants your seed
Indigo frum school cafeteria dopamine
  05/12/11
LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't be...
Trust If Aryan
  11/03/26
go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.
Jason Turkish
  11/03/26


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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:18 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984385)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: bonkers mood

has she already presented herself to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984420)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would be down

(consistently comes into my office, closes door, initiates body contact, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984445)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office

not worth it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984427)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete...

*cue wishful thinking*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984451)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office

not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting. 2. plenty of other women to sleep with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984494)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:30 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out?

(BTW- I agree with you, I just need to convince myself that this is a bad idea, as this girl clearly displayed her thong to me tonight)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984504)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984525)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though we are in different groups and no longer on the same floor

she calls and asks if I want to come down to pick up the dinner she's ordered for us (this is fairly regular, chance to take a break and chat during otherwise shittty evening at office). in elevator, she puts her purse down and bends over for half the ride down to grab something out of it (she almost never brings purse with her for dinner run)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984548)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Carnelian Athletic Conference Box Office

shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984580)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

I know

she's clearly been upping the ante the last few weeks (warm weather does that to them) / I think I really just need to take a full weekend off from work and go find something suitable to take my mind off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984598)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984537)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different firm. I doubt it would have been too awkward though because she wasn't the type to get clingy and emotional. The main reason I was happy she didn't come back is because I put on a very poor performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984480)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away from the associate, unless you know she is really cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984490)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho girl under her veneer of chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984515)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984521)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her tigt ass in the thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984533)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summer class tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984493)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't on the top of my game. It's not like I'm trying to date girls at my firm now anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984518)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls love preselection and your rep will spread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984496)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, probably 6 face).

credited re: preselection, but do I want the rep as the dude who fucks other associates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984512)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw

but i dunno, she's hot enough, and you probably dont get to go out that much, and she's probably thinking the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984538)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a good reason. also fears of shrewish marriage desires are there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984563)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "power couple."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984575)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

is she at least 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984576)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

29

also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"

would rather cut my dick off than marry some biglaw woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984607)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984637)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: Indigo frum school cafeteria dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984992)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: light frozen boltzmann

nope not worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984524)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Personal Credit Line Theater

what risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984556)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Yapping Reading Party

Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984587)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:44 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984609)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Yapping Reading Party

Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984850)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

no, just a simpsons fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984861)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Property Foreskin

(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984651)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: Talented main people

The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think she's a bit off her hinges, and this is BEFORE she's even fucking you. Expect the crazy to increase 100x after the two of you have been fucking a bit and you get sick of fucking her.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984660)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

credited

on reflection, this strikes me as much more obsessive than just a desire for teh fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984827)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:11 AM
Author: Mint son of senegal yarmulke

yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, more like marriage + babby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984877)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: titillating grizzly rigor trust fund

How many girls have you sexed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984669)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:04 AM
Author: Spruce Useless Halford Regret

50+ but I am 30+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984822)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Primrose seedy locus pozpig

she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get some babby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984845)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: Indigo frum school cafeteria dopamine

She wants your seed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't believe I used to fuck women I worked with. Thank God I got the fuck out of nyc and biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50227988)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Jason Turkish ((zurich is stained))

go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50228002)