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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Pearl library
  01/05/14
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violent kitty cat
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
maroon very tactful church trust fund
  06/25/12
...
judgmental electric furnace partner
  06/25/12
Jesus
sienna bipolar mental disorder depressive
  06/25/12
literally rofling
misunderstood piazza
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Chrome factory reset button
  08/02/12
crying
Hateful Turquoise House Brethren
  08/29/12
...
soul-stirring grizzly coffee pot
  02/22/13
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Navy Provocative Corner
  08/21/13
lost my shit
insecure base
  03/19/14
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Lavender incel
  06/27/14
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razzmatazz cobalt potus
  06/27/14
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Twisted white weed whacker school cafeteria
  09/14/17
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Lascivious Slimy Lay
  07/20/18
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Lascivious Slimy Lay
  02/09/19
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Slap-happy shivering business firm
  07/11/19
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heady gunner
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Jet-lagged Marvelous Puppy Spot
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
cop
judgmental electric furnace partner
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
judgmental electric furnace partner
  06/25/12
...
maroon very tactful church trust fund
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Curious Persian
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
alcoholic dead hospital azn
  08/02/12
...
Shimmering degenerate
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Duck-like feces wrinkle
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
doobsian son of senegal
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
judgmental electric furnace partner
  06/25/12
...
High-end plaza ratface
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
judgmental electric furnace partner
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
alcoholic dead hospital azn
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe
  08/21/13
...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
...
walnut associate
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Cracking Locale Indirect Expression
  06/25/12
...
Shimmering degenerate
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Idiotic Territorial Stage
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
gaped multi-colored hell
  06/25/12
...
Bistre ticket booth
  06/26/12
...
Shimmering degenerate
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Bistre ticket booth
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Passionate menage
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
vibrant blue gaming laptop center
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Bistre ticket booth
  08/02/12
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Bistre ticket booth
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Chrome factory reset button
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
alcoholic dead hospital azn
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
alcoholic dead hospital azn
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Bistre ticket booth
  08/02/12
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Magenta messiness
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
alcoholic dead hospital azn
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
vibrant blue gaming laptop center
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Bistre ticket booth
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
alcoholic dead hospital azn
  08/06/12
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Puce private investor pit
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Puce private investor pit
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Bistre ticket booth
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Navy Provocative Corner
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alcoholic dead hospital azn
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Shimmering degenerate
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Navy Provocative Corner
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Navy Provocative Corner
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Lavender incel
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
supple indian lodge stock car
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180
Shimmering degenerate
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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bat shit crazy ungodly patrolman
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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galvanic orange lettuce faggotry
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
180 Station
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where did he go
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Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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Metal psychic
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
copper theater
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Pearl library

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: violent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: maroon very tactful church trust fund

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: judgmental electric furnace partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: sienna bipolar mental disorder depressive

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: misunderstood piazza

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Chrome factory reset button

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Hateful Turquoise House Brethren

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring grizzly coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Navy Provocative Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: insecure base

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Lavender incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Twisted white weed whacker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Slimy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Slimy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy shivering business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: heady gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Marvelous Puppy Spot

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: judgmental electric furnace partner

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: judgmental electric furnace partner

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: maroon very tactful church trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Curious Persian

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like feces wrinkle

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian son of senegal

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: judgmental electric furnace partner

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: High-end plaza ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: judgmental electric furnace partner

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: walnut associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Cracking Locale Indirect Expression

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Idiotic Territorial Stage

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: gaped multi-colored hell

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Bistre ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Passionate menage

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant blue gaming laptop center

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Chrome factory reset button

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Puce private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Magenta messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: vibrant blue gaming laptop center

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Effete haunting mood newt

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Puce private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded locus stain

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Puce private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Bistre ticket booth

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Navy Provocative Corner

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Navy Provocative Corner

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Navy Provocative Corner

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lavender incel

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Flickering vivacious sweet tailpipe

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: supple indian lodge stock car

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Shimmering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: brass mad-dog skullcap gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: irate tanning salon

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Lavender incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed stead skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ungodly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy ungodly patrolman

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: translucent motley foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: flesh mind-boggling gay wizard sound barrier

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: razzle chestnut crotch dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: comical pocket flask kitchen

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: galvanic orange lettuce faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: mewling garrison famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: yapping native cumskin

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Clown

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: razzle chestnut crotch dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: alcoholic dead hospital azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: razzle chestnut crotch dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Bespoke crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: 180 Station

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: racy dopamine temple

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: hot box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Cowardly Stag Film Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: cream cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: garnet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral carnelian pistol

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: umber stimulating goal in life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: heady gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: bossy electric generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Metal psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: copper theater

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cyan odious field queen of the night

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: copper theater

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964828)