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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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silver black woman
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Primrose harsh base
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Bright sound barrier bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
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Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
contagious ruby degenerate
  07/09/12
Are you male?
silver black woman
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
contagious ruby degenerate
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
silver black woman
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
contagious ruby degenerate
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
ungodly sepia institution
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
silver black woman
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
ungodly sepia institution
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
silver black woman
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
nudist nursing home selfie
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
silver black woman
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
nudist nursing home selfie
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
silver black woman
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
nudist nursing home selfie
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
thirsty giraffe field
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
silver black woman
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
lascivious queen of the night nowag
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
silver black woman
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Gaped library personal credit line
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Vermilion House-broken Stage Lettuce
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
chocolate know-it-all foreskin persian
  07/09/12
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Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
contagious ruby degenerate
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
silver black woman
  07/09/12
stfu
chocolate know-it-all foreskin persian
  07/09/12
180
Talented Hall Turdskin
  07/09/12
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self-absorbed red scourge upon the earth theater
  07/13/12
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Orchid Faggot Firefighter
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Fragrant burgundy address
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
silver black woman
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Fragrant burgundy address
  07/09/12
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Trip nighttime business firm crotch
  07/04/19
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Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat
  07/13/12
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Trip nighttime business firm crotch
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Ocher ratface ticket booth
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
pungent fear-inspiring jap
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Metal Nofapping Becky Resort
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
pungent fear-inspiring jap
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Blue Sanctuary Kitty
  03/04/25
lol kike
Orchid Faggot Firefighter
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
well-lubricated maize trust fund
  07/04/19
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Supple Cyan Temple Fanboi
  08/10/22
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canary motley home liquid oxygen
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Pearly stage
  07/24/24
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Big-titted Soul-stirring Parlor Macaca
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Stirring hell hunting ground
  09/22/24
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Blue Sanctuary Kitty
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Naked Zippy Cuckold Cuckoldry
  03/04/25
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Cobalt disrespectful school fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: silver black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Primrose harsh base

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Bright sound barrier bawdyhouse

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: contagious ruby degenerate

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: silver black woman

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: contagious ruby degenerate

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: silver black woman

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: contagious ruby degenerate

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: ungodly sepia institution

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: silver black woman

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: ungodly sepia institution

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: silver black woman

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: nudist nursing home selfie

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: silver black woman

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: nudist nursing home selfie

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: silver black woman

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: nudist nursing home selfie

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: thirsty giraffe field

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: silver black woman

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: lascivious queen of the night nowag

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: silver black woman

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Gaped library personal credit line

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Vermilion House-broken Stage Lettuce

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: chocolate know-it-all foreskin persian

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: contagious ruby degenerate

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: silver black woman

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: chocolate know-it-all foreskin persian

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Talented Hall Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed red scourge upon the earth theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Orchid Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Fragrant burgundy address

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: silver black woman

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Fragrant burgundy address

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Trip nighttime business firm crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Galvanic buff old irish cottage kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Trip nighttime business firm crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Ocher ratface ticket booth

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: pungent fear-inspiring jap

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Metal Nofapping Becky Resort

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: pungent fear-inspiring jap

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Blue Sanctuary Kitty

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Orchid Faggot Firefighter

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated maize trust fund

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Supple Cyan Temple Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: canary motley home liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Pearly stage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Soul-stirring Parlor Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Stirring hell hunting ground

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Blue Sanctuary Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Naked Zippy Cuckold Cuckoldry

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Cobalt disrespectful school fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#49721526)