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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
cerise irate institution jewess
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cerise irate institution jewess
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cerise irate institution jewess
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
Gold Parlor Mental Disorder
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Electric Impertinent Legend Preventive Strike
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Haunting federal indian lodge stain
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Cruel-hearted old irish cottage shrine
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Haunting federal indian lodge stain
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Passionate iridescent mexican dilemma
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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ruddy market
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
cerise irate institution jewess
  10/10/12
tyft
Offensive Frisky Potus
  10/10/12
180
Stubborn feces
  10/10/12
awesome
Razzmatazz Alcoholic Office
  10/29/12
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Vibrant Walnut Locale
  05/14/23
these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Titillating menage
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Transparent Stirring Fortuitous Meteor Partner
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18000000000
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  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: cerise irate institution jewess

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: cerise irate institution jewess



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: cerise irate institution jewess



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Gold Parlor Mental Disorder

lol at white womyn

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Electric Impertinent Legend Preventive Strike

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Haunting federal indian lodge stain

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted old irish cottage shrine

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Haunting federal indian lodge stain

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Passionate iridescent mexican dilemma

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: carnelian yapping university wrinkle

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: ruddy market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: cerise irate institution jewess

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Offensive Frisky Potus

tyft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Stubborn feces

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Alcoholic Office

awesome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Walnut Locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Titillating menage

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Transparent Stirring Fortuitous Meteor Partner

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Glassy plaza blood rage

18000000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: balding saffron dingle berry

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: motley stage

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: cheese-eating comical school cafeteria gaping



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating comical school cafeteria gaping



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Smoky Volcanic Crater



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