Date: September 13th, 2013 7:29 PM Author: metal center
I was at the gym yesterday and it was packed and I was waiting on a squat rack. I was kind of in a hurry bc I was going to get dinner with some friends later. Some skinny fat twink who was probably about 5'7 150 looked like he was going to kill himself. Everytime he unracked the weight it was wobbly as fuck, and he was barely quarter squatting. And mind you, he was only putting up 135 (45 on each side). I painfully watched him do two of these sets and said fuck this, walked up to him, and said "hey man you're done here." He looked at me confused and said what? and I just repeated "you're done here." He continued to stand there so I explained that I was in a hurry, that I wasn't about to watch him do a pointless workout, and that he should watch me and take notes if he wanted to learn how to squat properly. Dude picked up his shit and walked out of the gym immediately afterwards. Lol just LOL at fucking twinks, bros. 180 feeling to pwn some little fgt like that, OFS
Date: September 14th, 2013 2:30 PM Author: hairraiser space
To be fair,
Now replace "twink" with "junior associate" and "squat" with "write a brief." And you're a senior associate/partner. All other aspects of the story remain the same, except that he doesn't walk out on you at the end, because he has a shit ton of student loans and doesn't want to get fired.
Then step back and consider what a huge faggot you are and why it's people like you that make life, and particularly The Law, fucking miserable for everyone.
Date: September 13th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: galvanic fuchsia gas station
I can confirm BoogieDown has trained with Diego Pene and not as a training twink. He is far from a twink, Pene said he needs to work on posing/cum connection, but who is perfect?
Date: September 13th, 2013 7:46 PM Author: Hairless nudist goal in life theater
He's probably the guy lifting and then dropping the bar and letting it bounce. Then looking at the mirrored wall in some smug satisfaction while the rest of us are wondering when the "Planet of the Apes" is going to stop filming on location.
Date: September 13th, 2013 7:39 PM Author: Hairless nudist goal in life theater
eh, my bad.
Seriously, though. People are always going to be at different levels at the gym.
You're going to be MAF all the time if tolerance isn't your thing.
Oh, and on that subject, what's up with the apes that lift stacks and then throw them on the ground and let them bounce? It's fucking annoying as hell.
Date: September 14th, 2013 2:32 PM Author: hairraiser space
To be fair,
"You need to watch me, bro. Just sit there and watch me. I like when other men watch. No homo, cause I'm not some kind of fucking faggot or something like that, and if you think that I'll kick your faggot ass!!! But you should watch."
Date: September 14th, 2013 2:52 PM Author: hairraiser space
To be fair,
Because bros like you make the world a shittier place, give jacked bros a bad name, and give twinks all the more reason not to go to the gym and better themselves.
Date: September 13th, 2013 9:44 PM Author: galvanic fuchsia gas station
That's techinically an attempt at a reverse turtle back stim, but LOL@ that twink getting his head around for the oral stim and managing to get his tiny pissworm fare enough down to anal stim. NO WONDER it's only for the pros.
The regular turtleback is much easier. At any rate 959389 PHOTO
Date: September 13th, 2013 8:24 PM Author: metal center
you act like the kid isn't somewhat to blame for my reaction. you shouldn't be taking up a squatrack with that bullshit. if you do, you should expect people to get annoyed. it's common courtesy to know what you're doing before you go into a gym, just like it's common courtesy to know what you're doing when you go to a golf course, etc.
Date: September 14th, 2013 2:35 PM Author: hairraiser space
To be fair,
He means you're a huge fucking faggot and deserve no respect for this behavior. Also an idiot for failing to "get" that this is what he obviously meant.
Date: September 13th, 2013 8:30 PM Author: boyish institution
the exchange always is "I don't go to the gym because I'm a skinnyfat weakling (or just fat or whatever), people are fucking assholes and I'd rather just stay skinnyfat than be judged and humiliated daily for the 6 months it would take to change it." / "ah but no bro everyone's just doin' their own thing just go do you, it's all good."
ding, fag. not true. people ARE in fact assholes and of course they're watching you and judging you. there are threads all the time like this one.
Date: September 13th, 2013 8:37 PM Author: boyish institution
...? I mean, okay, fine - only people who are kinda jerks already think that way, but obviously those people exist IRL everywhere, in every gym. there's a 100% chance of it happening, which is why the only people who don't get intimidated going to the gym are people who are already in shape.