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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Dashing saffron mental disorder It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Indigo Bat Shit Crazy Milk Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Insanely creepy base hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: greedy personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Chrome cheese-eating cruise ship water buffalo did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Irradiated National Mad-dog Skullcap "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: pearly faggotry heaven (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: flesh kitty fat ankles "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: maniacal adventurous philosopher-king death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: shimmering jew regret (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Dashing saffron mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Spectacular flatulent pistol theatre who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Dashing saffron mental disorder Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Spectacular flatulent pistol theatre whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Dashing saffron mental disorder CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Exciting Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: white zombie-like range 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: titillating canary legend "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Exciting Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Chest-beating thriller factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335487) |