Date: November 9th, 2015 4:17 AM Author: Exhilarant native
i am imagining PUMA PRIDE from the simpsons, edited to say SUDO PRIDE (with a mural of some NOWAG dorks), with the mural being burnt down revealing PUMO PRIDE which consists of just random punctuation.
The deceased died by outing. The incident occurred on Saturday evening at 6:30 PM. His name and law school were posted. Mods rushed to the scene to erase the offending post but he was pronounced DOA. The outer changed his moniker and managed to escape unapprehended. The CSI team investigating his case is led by Earl (the goat) Manigoat. Mr. Manigoat says they have two main suspects they are following up on at this time, a "rasquach" and a Mr. Peter North.