Rach - Listen, Tommy, I like you. You always show up for your shifts, no complaints there. And your poasting volume is at the very top. Not only do you create new threads at a high level, but you also bump your own threads, keeping them at the top of the queue.

TT - Thank.

Rach - But Tommy, and I mean this in only the nicest way, all that content you poast is repeated, recycled spam. Nothing new, nothing memorable, just ravings of a mad racist. As you know, some of our best poasters are either mentally ill, racist, or both. I've got nothing against that.

TT - Huh.

Rach - But what separates the very best of the best from mediocre poasters is true original content. I value creators, those whose originality shines through with frequent new topics, memes, and turns-of-phrase. It's been, what, three years since you created an original meme? What was it ...

TT - *stares at floor*

Rach - "Three nigga shrimp," that's it. I had to go back to 2014's poasting performance review form for that one. Man, that was classic. Our best poasters create memes like that month after month after month. At this point, you're just not meeting expectations based on your poasting contract.

TT - *thinking hard* ... Birdshits!

Rach - What's that, Tommy?

TT - ... Birdshits! ...

Rach - O ... K. I'm sorry to be the bad guy here, Tommy, but site metrics are site metrics. I'm going to need you to step up in the next three months. Take a look at this Poasting Improvement Plan I've filled out for you. The PIP will walk you through the steps needed in the next three months so that you're back among our high performing poasters.

TT - *stares at floor*

Rach - It may seem like a lot of work, and I certainly don't want to limit your creativity. You know that I value all viewpoints. But we need more results, fast. If you don't turn things around, Tommy, I'm afraid that your poasting hours will go to someone else.

TT - *stares at floor*

Rach - Ok, Tommy, good meeting. Login to the Performance Management page at XO Java to sign off on this form. And as always, I'm here to help. Reach out to me at any time if you need help.

TT - I can go now? Turn off the lights? They burn ... they burn ...

Rach - Yes, Tommy, we're done here. Remember to sign off on this review in 48 hours.

*Skype session ends*

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180000

And MOAR MOAR MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3177573&forum_id=2#30146210)

It doesn’t get us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3177573&forum_id=2#46283672)