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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: copper state

President Trump’s staggering record of uncharged crimes

by Conor Shaw

September 27, 2022

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As of November 2022, Donald Trump has been credibly accused of committing at least 56 criminal offenses since he launched his campaign for president in 2015. That total only reflects allegations relating to his time in or running for office and omits, for instance, Trump’s criminal exposure for fraudulent business dealings.

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The eight offenses we have added since we published the first version of this table in March 2022 include three criminal offenses relating to the investigation of election fraud and related crimes in Fulton County, Georgia; one offense relating to potential wire fraud stemming from fraudulent representations made to solicit PAC contributions after the 2020 election; one perjury offense relating to Trump’s legal efforts to overturn the 2020 election; and three offenses relating to Trump’s unlawful possession of government records at Mar-a-Lago after leaving office. The updated tracker likely understates Trump’s legal exposure because the high volume of sensitive records discovered at Mar-A-Lago suggests that he could be indicted for multiple counts of willfully retaining without authorization government records containing national defense information, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 793(e)), even though it is only listed once on CREW’s tracker.

Federal and state prosecutors are at an important crossroads with respect to accountability for the former president. On the one hand, the deadline has already passed or will soon pass for charges relating to several extremely serious offenses. That includes offenses relating to Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign as well as his obstruction of the FBI’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election and the subsequent special counsel investigation. The investigation of both matters was terminated by the Department of Justice at the direction of former Attorney General Bill Barr. While there is substantial evidence that Trump committed several felonies, he is unlikely to face consequences for that conduct.

“Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act. ”

On the other hand, Trump is squarely in the crosshairs of at least three grand jury investigations that have been very active over the last half year: the Fulton County, Georgia investigation of election fraud and related offenses; a federal grand jury investigation of the January 6 insurrection and events leading up to it; and a federal grand jury investigation of Trump’s unlawful possession of government records since leaving office and related offenses. These investigations suggest that Trump’s long run of avoiding accountability may soon be over.

While adherence to the rule of law requires that prosecutors pursue criminal indictments only where the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support such action, it is also critical that no individual be insulated from accountability simply because they are a national political figure, a former president, or a candidate for public office. Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act.

Failing to deter Donald Trump from engaging in further criminal misconduct would have profoundly damaging consequences for our democracy. Criminal law is designed to punish individuals for criminal offenses to discourage these individuals and others like them from engaging in the same conduct in the future. If President Trump avoids criminal prosecution for attempting to retain power despite being voted out of office or for compromising some of the country’s most sensitive national security secrets, the message to him and others who hold power will be clear: you can commit crimes that threaten the future of our democracy with impunity.

The rule of law is not self-enforcing. The individuals who serve in the Department of Justice and in prosecutors’ offices across the country are charged with upholding it. They must pursue criminal charges against President Trump if the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support doing so.

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to have Attorney General Sessions take over the investigation 2017 - 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Paul Manafort, a witness in special counsel investigation 2018 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by ordering White House Counsel McGahn to deny attempt to fire Mueller 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the prosecution of Paul Manafort by attempting to influence his jury 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing Michael Cohen, a witness in the special counsel and congressional investigations 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 False statement 18 U.S.C. § 1001 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 Criminal violation of the Ethics in Government Act 5 U.S.C. app. § 102(a)(3)) No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Roger Stone, a witness in the special counsel investigation 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Corruptly seeking public statements from the President of Ukraine that would help President Trump win re-election in return for official actions, namely, a White House visit between the two leaders and the release of U.S. security assistance to Ukraine. 2019 Bribery 18 U.S.C. § 201 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Causing (personally and through subordinates) federal officials to engage in partisan political conduct by involving them in a plot to pressure a foreign country to investigate Trump's campaign rival 2019 Coercion of political activity 18 U.S.C. § 610 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (February 2015 online poll) 2015 Causing (or accepting) an individual contribution in excess of the lawful limit 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2020 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report AMI’s contribution (McDougal Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report Cohen’s contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing (or accepting) an individual campaign contribution in excess of statutory limits 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing American Media Inc. (AMI) to make and/or accepting (or causing his then lawyer Michael Cohen to accept) an unlawful corporate contribution related to Karen McDougal. 2016 Causing (or accepting) an unlawful corporate campaign contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Conspiring to defraud the United States by undermining the lawful function of the FEC and/or violating federal campaign finance laws 2015 - 2017 Conspiring to commit campaign finance offenses and/or defraud the enforcement of campaign finance laws 18 U.S.C. § 371 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC to file false reports with the FEC 2016 - 2017 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1519 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Making a false statement by failing to disclose liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly ommitting or failing to disclose a material fact 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Failing to disclose a liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly and willfully failing to report required information 5 U.S.C. app. § 104(a)(1)-(2). Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government property 18 U.S.C. § 1361 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government records 18 U.S.C. § 2071 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Aiding Michael Cohen's false statements to Congress 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. § 1001; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Michael Flynn, a witness in special counsel investigations 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the investigaiton of Michael Flynn 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by firing FBI Director James Comey 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to curtail Special Counsel Mueller's investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by trying to influence FBI Director Comey's announcement of the investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to fire Special Counsel Mueller 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to create fraudulent election results 2021 Intentional interference with the performance of election duties Ga. Code Ann. § 21-2-597 Active.The special grand jury has completed its investigation in Fulton County, GA, but its report has not yet been made public. According to DA, charges are "imminent". According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2023 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Improperly withholding security assistance to Ukraine for his own political gain 2019 Misappropriation of federal funds 18 U.S.C. § 641 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Directing government officials and personal associates not to cooperate with congressional investigations of his conduct and retailiating against witnesses who cooperated with the investigation 2019 Obstruction of Justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1505, 1512 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Asking a foreign national to open an investigation into a campaign rival--a thing of value that could constitute an unlawful foreign campaign expenditure 2019 Soliciting unlawful foreign campaign contributions 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30121 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Pressuring federal officers to use their official positions for partisan politics Causing subordinate federal officials to violate the Hatch Act by pressuring and encouraging them to engage in partisan political conduct 2020 Criminal violation of the Hatch Act 18 U.S.C. § 595 Uncertain. The Office of the Special Counsel issued a report in which it determined that Secretary Pompeo and Acting Secretary Wolf’s violations originated within the White House, or possibly the Trump campaign or President Trump himself, and that President Trump laid the foundation for these and other Hatch Act violations by refusing to hold officials accountable for even the most flagrant and clear-cut Hatch Act violations. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Making a material false statement under oath and/or in a Georgia federal court proceeding. 2020 Perjury 18 U.S.C. § 1621 or § 1623 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Conspiring with others to overturn the results of Georgia’s presidential election and to weaponize the Department of Justice in service of their larger campaign to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. 2020 - 2021 Conspiracy against rights 18 U.S.C. § 241 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Depriving Georgia residents a fair and impartially conducted election process by pressuring the Georgia Secretary of State to falsify or overturn election results 2020 - 2021 Depriving state residents a fair and impartial election process 52 U.S.C. § 20511(2)(B) Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Repeatedly telling Secretary of State Raffensperger that he won the state of Georgia and listing numerous unfounded allegations of election fraud and wrongdoing 2020 - 2021 Knowingly making a false statement Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-20 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Causing or inducing validly counted votes to be altered or withheld from an official proceeding by communicating falsehoods and inaccuracies to the Georgia Secretary of State and insinuating that he and state officials were jeopardizing themselves for not uncovering election fraud 2020 - 2021 Influencing government officials to withhold or alter a record Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-93 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting conduct by state officials to change the election results in his favor by committing one of several felonies 2020 - 2021 Criminal solicitation of a felony (false statements and writings, false official certificates, false swearing, and/or computer trespass) Ga. Code Ann. § 16-4-7 (soliciting at least one of Ga. Code Ann. §§ 16-10-1, 16-10-20, 16-10-71, 16-10-8, 16-9-1(b), 16-9-93(b), 16-9-93(c)) Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source Forthcoming Brookings report

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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:25 PM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: marvelous location philosopher-king

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819196)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: vivacious institution useless brakes

That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I had done so years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Startling autistic space new version

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Date: June 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:31 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy orchestra pit internal respiration

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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Olive laughsome meetinghouse rigor

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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Gay kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38375568)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: coral haunted graveyard brunch

Probably one of the very best threads of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38375647)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained harsh dysfunction chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38742353)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38742365)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38791958)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: purple stage

It's!

I take multiple pictures of my shits, from different angles and distances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#38791984)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:40 AM
Author: Bateful locus multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#39083952)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:01 AM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#39083979)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy orchestra pit internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#39118017)



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Date: November 20th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Pea-brained harsh dysfunction chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#39144213)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#39239827)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Zippy smoky knife giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41064373)



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Date: May 8th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#40175298)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Diverse cyan wagecucks indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#40349832)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#40357084)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 8:06 AM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#40389499)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#40962265)



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Date: September 28th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: heady nighttime locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41001963)



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Date: September 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Talking Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41003173)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41064353)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Mint exciting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41541217)



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Date: January 1st, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: Electric stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41656030)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Dashing ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41746268)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: out-of-control concupiscible area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41746274)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:02 PM
Author: Diverse cyan wagecucks indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41819014)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Olive laughsome meetinghouse rigor

Incredible thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41819019)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: hairraiser chestnut international law enforcement agency

POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43841088)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Histrionic travel guidebook tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41819023)



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Date: January 25th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: excitant sadistic faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#41819622)



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Date: March 25th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Olive laughsome meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#42165108)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#42481407)



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Date: July 14th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Histrionic travel guidebook tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#42782027)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker

https://i.ibb.co/7nY3c4q/jm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#42824942)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: sienna theatre

not bare hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43063188)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: excitant sadistic faggot firefighter idiot

u sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43576507)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43840685)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Seedy avocado library

for future reference, this is an actual log of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49303155)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: sienna theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43152202)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fantasy-prone kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43308689)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Infuriating fragrant boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43530503)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43530523)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: excitant sadistic faggot firefighter idiot

yeah, i just shat a massive yellow-brown turd...but just flushed it down...there was no grabbing or anything like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#43576502)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Zippy smoky knife giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44137621)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: out-of-control concupiscible area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44137631)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Amber adventurous church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44530366)



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Date: May 28th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Talking Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44591844)



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Date: May 28th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Seedy avocado library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44592012)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44746002)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Insane violent jew headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44959309)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce

I marvel at this thread every time it is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44959350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: green disgusting sex offender

Historically important thread. So perfect I want to grab it with my bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#44959379)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce

I want to grab it with yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#47651931)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: excitant sadistic faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#45422253)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: bistre address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#45898799)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: coral haunted graveyard brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46012559)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Olive laughsome meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46019324)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: bull headed turdskin roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46062633)



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Date: April 29th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Olive laughsome meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46251947)



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: lavender glittery mental disorder house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46558426)



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Date: August 5th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: bull headed turdskin roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46633044)



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Date: August 8th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: sienna theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#46644531)



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Date: January 21st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Seedy avocado library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#47315032)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: hairraiser chestnut international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#47869850)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Balding snowy deer antler school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#47870396)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: sienna theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48141898)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48141917)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: aquamarine unholy temple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48364396)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Talking Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48364407)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48767415)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Passionate ratface dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#48887679)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49131182)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Curious Tan Office Potus

i think this to my gf the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49131189)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: maniacal stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49131197)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Curious Tan Office Potus

not flame, although i misremembered it somewhat

https://imgur.com/a/AoMHWZd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49131418)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: thirsty grizzly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49303062)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Seedy avocado library

well time to AI image this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49303075)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Stimulating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#49303083)