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What would a civil war look like with two blue coasts and a red middle

Divided blue forces or a war on two fronts?
sapphire mind-boggling love of her life boistinker
  02/02/17
just walk outside bro
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america isnt 10 years into a civil war. thats just nyuug gob...
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  02/02/17
You'd lose all your forces on the coasts, but have a lot of ...
Crystalline Adventurous Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/02/17
How many faggot libs can fire a gun? 3 or 4 total?
Magical factory reset button
  02/02/17
It stands to reason that the nigs would fight for libs.
contagious striped hyena
  08/15/17
so like 5 or 6 then.
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  08/15/17
keep in mind that you don't have more than 50 miles outside ...
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control the roads and rails going to the city, wait 3 days f...
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But what about our wine and nuts?
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Red would win easily (assuming no foreign intervention).
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A clean territorial split like that doesn't work today. It w...
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markets would crash, trade systems would crumble, the fall i...
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The U.S. has always been a lucky country, and our remarkably...
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"left no permanent harm" Sure, just 90+ years o...
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Exactly. Which is why a second civil war would be a race wa...
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sure dumb fuck, whitey will be completely unified. just as t...
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Blue states would have all the money and international suppo...
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Most of the economic firepower is driven by white men who ar...
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It'd look a lot like that video of the MAGA guy throwing hay...
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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:56 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling love of her life boistinker

Divided blue forces or a war on two fronts?

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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac resort

just walk outside bro

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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac resort

america isnt 10 years into a civil war. thats just nyuug gobbledygook

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3702611&mc=230&forum_id=2#33999807

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49570779)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac resort

It's absolutely fine.

Date: January 29th, 2017 9:49 PM

Author: lawman8

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3508473&forum_id=2#32494554

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Date: January 7th, 2026 9:14 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:02 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2026 11:37 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2026 12:28 AM
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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:44 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:54 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2026 5:39 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2026 6:34 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:41 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:40 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2026 4:56 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy pit giraffe

it's meaningless to think about without accounting for the military.

assuming the military is not a participant, it's an effete coast bloodbath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525137)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:58 AM
Author: Crystalline Adventurous Site Mad-dog Skullcap

You'd lose all your forces on the coasts, but have a lot of unmanned equipment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525138)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: Magical factory reset button

How many faggot libs can fire a gun? 3 or 4 total?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525155)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: contagious striped hyena

It stands to reason that the nigs would fight for libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995607)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: 180 becky

so like 5 or 6 then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995609)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 3:03 AM
Author: idiotic scourge upon the earth

keep in mind that you don't have more than 50 miles outside la, sf, portland, or seattle to find very conservative people who would fight against those in the urban centers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525166)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: Brass plaza

control the roads and rails going to the city, wait 3 days for cities to run out of food, watch lib areas degenerate into cannibalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525185)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 3:07 AM
Author: Crystalline Adventurous Site Mad-dog Skullcap

But what about our wine and nuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525188)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: green stirring boltzmann tank



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: multi-colored bull headed telephone heaven

and avocado toast - don't forget the avocado toast

and lube and medical supplies for IBS and HIV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995626)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia heady base rigpig



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 5:28 AM
Author: harsh obsidian step-uncle's house

How could they tell? Many of those areas are already post-apocalyptic hellscapes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525593)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: Wonderful amber parlor generalized bond

"control the roads and rails going to the city"

Nigger, you do know that people in Blue cities own guns with lots of bullets, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574056)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: bateful gaming laptop newt

Red would win easily (assuming no foreign intervention).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#32525601)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Electric pervert



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: High-end supple hospital digit ratio

A clean territorial split like that doesn't work today. It worked in 1860 because Southern whites were overwhelmingly on board with the secession effort. Right now every state has at least a 25% minority supporting the other side and in most states it's more like a 40% minority or even larger. It would just be an absolute chaotic bloodbath everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995496)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: hairraiser halford

markets would crash, trade systems would crumble, the fall into anarchy wouldn't take long at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995512)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Wonderful amber parlor generalized bond

(Guy who gets it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574054)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: 180 becky

yeah, it would look a lot more like practically every other civil war; a lot of bloodshed and terrorism across the entire nation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995623)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: High-end supple hospital digit ratio

The U.S. has always been a lucky country, and our remarkably smooth civil war is a chief example of that. It was bloody, but lasted just 4 years, permanently settled the question the war began over, and left no permanent harm. Most countries are not nearly as lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995644)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: vivacious pozpig

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33996103)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Wonderful amber parlor generalized bond

"left no permanent harm"

Sure, just 90+ years of domestic terrorism and government sanctioned segregation, but no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574058)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: Maroon greedy location

Exactly. Which is why a second civil war would be a race war. Black/Brown/Asian vs. White will be the new Mason Dixon line...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33996221)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Laughsome buck-toothed feces

sure dumb fuck, whitey will be completely unified. just as they are now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49571178)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac resort

SHOTS FIRED

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Date: January 8th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Wonderful amber parlor generalized bond

I guess the other guy is running "Dumb as Fuck" shctick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574059)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Balding Abode French Chef

Fallout 3 at best

at worst no life left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995521)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: Slimy pearly fortuitous meteor corner

Cauldron Battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33995593)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated histrionic haunted graveyard twinkling uncleanness

grits all of a sudden the most popular dish in LA/Seattle/Boston, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33996201)



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Date: August 15th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: vivacious pozpig

lmao good luck getting even the simplest merger or acquisition done in red America. Do those cretins even know what a poison pill is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#33996232)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: glassy razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Do red states know how to grow anything besides rice and sorghum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49571200)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: glassy razzle-dazzle ticket booth

Blue states would have all the money and international support. They'd also have all the doctors, engineers and other skilled trades. Lazy stupid shitcons would either get hungry and defect or die from untreated diseases/lack of medicine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49571191)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: startling sanctuary double fault

To be fair,

Oh look -- an absolutely retarded hot take from our resident bort Jewish shitlib schizophrenic. Wow, I'm shocked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574388)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Thriller hilarious business firm juggernaut

Wouldn't really be coasts vs. middle America so much as it would be rural + suburban vs. urban. If anything, cities could have their supplies cut off and then they'd fall apart because of internal chaos driven by their demographic mix.

Big money power would probably welcome the fall of mega dysfunctional blue city governments. The idea that "the coasts" are filled with these left leaning Men of Action is plainly retarded. All of these types of men are right leaning, regardless of how their state votes. And even then, if their state is blue, how much of that is driven by demographic realities in a few big cities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574081)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Wonderful amber parlor generalized bond

If their state is red, they will be driven by big cities.

What cities do you think represent the economic engine in Mississippi? It ain't Coffeeville.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49574314)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Thriller hilarious business firm juggernaut

Most of the economic firepower is driven by white men who are much further to the right than the rest of the population. Overall economic prowess is dependent on people who are conservative more generally.

Places like NYC are blue because of demographics - and these demographics will chimp out when their supply lines are cut off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49581787)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: ivory really tough guy filthpig

who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512934&forum_id=2#49581713)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: very tactful indigo marketing idea piazza

It'd look a lot like that video of the MAGA guy throwing haymakers at protesters.

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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: I am God

You ever see disco fries eat oreos

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