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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend
  07/27/17
fair enough
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  07/27/17
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hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
blue codepig immigrant
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
motley locale partner
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  07/28/17
chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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  12/08/17
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  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
fantasy-prone genital piercing halford
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
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  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
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  07/27/17
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  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
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  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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  07/28/17
is ironside not attending?
Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
Ruby Mexican Stage
  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
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  07/27/17
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Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
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  07/27/17
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  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
lemon laser beams
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
beta ticket booth dingle berry
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
lemon laser beams
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  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
beta ticket booth dingle berry
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital
  07/27/17
hahahaha
hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Effete curious step-uncle's house pistol
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
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  07/27/17
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lol jfc
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jag
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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  07/28/17
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  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
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  07/28/17
Sad thread
Chocolate nofapping stead double fault
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital
  07/28/17
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Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
Haunting mad cow disease
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
galvanic national
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
galvanic national
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
galvanic national
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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  07/28/17
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Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
wow
Brass trip location ratface
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
startled lascivious theater shitlib
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
Laughsome forum foreskin
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
Ruby Mexican Stage
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
JFC
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  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Provocative public bath
  07/28/17
What the fuck
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richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
LMAO
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
Brass trip location ratface
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
costumed soul-stirring tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
Bateful Sneaky Criminal
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
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Brass trip location ratface
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
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Brass trip location ratface
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
180000
aphrodisiac circlehead
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Light Messiness Blood Rage
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
arousing spot
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
navy multi-colored locus
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
navy multi-colored locus
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
Misunderstood boiling water orchestra pit
  07/28/17
cr
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
Mind-boggling Jap
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
lol dude
hyperactive plaza
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
Mind-boggling Jap
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
Odious Bright Giraffe Corner
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
Haunting mad cow disease
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
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Brass trip location ratface
  07/28/17
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Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
motley locale partner
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
sepia trust fund karate
  07/28/17
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Brass trip location ratface
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
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maroon hall
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
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  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
diverse dilemma love of her life
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
hairraiser white electric furnace
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
hairraiser white electric furnace
  07/28/17
...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
hairraiser white electric furnace
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
hairraiser white electric furnace
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
hairraiser white electric furnace
  07/28/17
ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
brindle death wish digit ratio
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
...
Pearly Travel Guidebook
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...
richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
Pearl brunch pozpig
  07/28/17
BJC
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
beta ticket booth dingle berry
  07/28/17
...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
spruce stirring lodge
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
spruce stirring lodge
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
spruce stirring lodge
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
the penis
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
Ruby Mexican Stage
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hyperactive plaza
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propecia mathematica
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ponyboy curtis
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hyperactive plaza
  08/17/17
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Brass trip location ratface
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
coiffed grizzly home
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
Electric red degenerate
  07/28/17
nope
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
startled lascivious theater shitlib
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
Fragrant Medicated Background Story
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
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Passionate Purple Crackhouse Sweet Tailpipe
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
Vivacious School
  07/28/17
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mauve station quadroon
  07/28/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/30/17
That's the right call
navy multi-colored locus
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
Adventurous Sienna Selfie
  07/30/17
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hyperactive plaza
  07/30/17
...
Brass trip location ratface
  10/04/18
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aphrodisiac circlehead
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
Marvelous dead skinny woman boltzmann
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
aphrodisiac circlehead
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Wonderful black twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: startled lascivious theater shitlib



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: blue codepig immigrant

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: motley locale partner

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: blue codepig immigrant

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Pearl brunch pozpig



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: sepia trust fund karate



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Crackhouse Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Provocative public bath

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Talented coffee pot



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: sepia trust fund karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: charismatic slimy cuckold casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: arousing spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone genital piercing halford

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone genital piercing halford

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone genital piercing halford

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: gay really tough guy

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cerise heaven marketing idea

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: abusive stimulating faggot firefighter kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: gay really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Disgusting point tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Talented coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: sepia trust fund karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: charismatic slimy cuckold casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: supple mahogany alpha institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: carnelian swashbuckling stage

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Geriatric mewling half-breed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Ruby Mexican Stage

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Ruby Mexican Stage

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone genital piercing halford

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: lemon laser beams

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: beta ticket booth dingle berry

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: lemon laser beams

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Geriatric mewling half-breed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: gay really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: charismatic slimy cuckold casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cerise heaven marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: beta ticket booth dingle berry

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Effete curious step-uncle's house pistol

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Vivacious School

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Chocolate nofapping stead double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Disgusting point tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: talking umber rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Disgusting point tank

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: the penis (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: startled lascivious theater shitlib

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Spectacular Fishy Trailer Park Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: mauve station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Crackhouse Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Chocolate nofapping stead double fault

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Excitant Balding Brethren Hospital

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Haunting mad cow disease

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: galvanic national

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: galvanic national

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: galvanic national

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Titillating pungent nowag

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Titillating pungent nowag

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome forum foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: startled lascivious theater shitlib

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome forum foreskin

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Ruby Mexican Stage

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Provocative public bath

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: irradiated cruel-hearted dopamine

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: irradiated cruel-hearted dopamine

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: costumed soul-stirring tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful Sneaky Criminal

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Vigorous maize property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac circlehead

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Light Messiness Blood Rage

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: arousing spot

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: navy multi-colored locus

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: navy multi-colored locus

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood boiling water orchestra pit

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Odious Bright Giraffe Corner

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Haunting mad cow disease

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Henna glittery piazza organic girlfriend

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: motley locale partner

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: sepia trust fund karate

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: maroon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: diverse dilemma love of her life

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser white electric furnace

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: brindle death wish digit ratio

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Pearly Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Pearl brunch pozpig

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: beta ticket booth dingle berry

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: spruce stirring lodge

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: spruce stirring lodge

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: spruce stirring lodge

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: the penis (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Ruby Mexican Stage

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: coiffed grizzly home

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Electric red degenerate

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: startled lascivious theater shitlib

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Medicated Background Story

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Crackhouse Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Vivacious School

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: mauve station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: navy multi-colored locus

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Sienna Selfie

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Brass trip location ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Marvelous dead skinny woman boltzmann

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac circlehead

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)