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It's almost impossible to learn German

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startling charismatic knife
  01/26/18
I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard....
White Rigpig Whorehouse
  01/26/18
I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it,...
Grizzly fiercely-loyal forum
  01/26/18
same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary t...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.
Aphrodisiac University Incel
  01/26/18
Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen
Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/18
(anti-semite)
emerald provocative native
  01/26/18
Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even t...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
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Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes
  01/26/18
The grammar is hard
Beady-eyed brilliant principal's office
  01/26/18
The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and me...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time
Trip striped hyena indian lodge
  01/26/18
They write super long sentences that form an entire paragrap...
Sickened market preventive strike
  07/06/25
All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but ...
Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/18
I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about ...
carmine apoplectic library
  01/26/18
Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.
Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/18
Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to unders...
Medicated Rehab
  01/26/18
written French is a pleasure spoken French is an incompreh...
Talented useless meetinghouse roommate
  07/06/25
do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronu...
carmine apoplectic library
  01/26/18
French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense t...
bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/18
(trilingual guy bagging groceries)
Swashbuckling theater liquid oxygen
  01/26/18
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anal deep spot
  01/26/18
(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunni...
anal deep spot
  01/26/18
He's not a bagger
Beady-eyed brilliant principal's office
  01/26/18
Lol he's the cart gatherer?
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
No, but the retarded kid he molests is.
Cerise Cuckold Azn
  01/26/18
?
Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/18
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racy glassy gas station wagecucks
  01/26/18
edit
Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes
  01/26/18
I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't spe...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy...
Odious crimson set jew
  01/26/18
That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and It...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native ...
Odious crimson set jew
  01/26/18
julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've give...
Odious crimson set jew
  01/26/18
I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know I...
Garnet 180 heaven
  01/26/18
Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy cas...
magenta candlestick maker field
  01/26/18
Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East Fr...
Odious crimson set jew
  01/26/18
I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositio...
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with Eng...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
yep
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed cas...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender ...
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian i...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
not saying German is the hardest language out there.
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plura...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothe...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
i agree, n-declension is annoying. knowing when certain v...
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matt...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the Ger...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal dec...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure...
sapphire masturbator
  01/26/18
English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inf...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
Very scholarly sub thread
brindle dilemma pozpig
  06/09/21
How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that...
Vengeful orchestra pit pisswyrm
  01/26/18
LOL at German being "incredibly easy."
Medicated Rehab
  01/26/18
Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff ...
Sickened market preventive strike
  07/06/25
its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know...
Multi-colored insane casino gunner
  07/06/25
I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty...
bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/18
No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the ...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 year...
bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/18
it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had...
supple harsh kitty cat ticket booth
  01/26/18
Bullshit on French. French is much easier.
Shivering Church Building Mexican
  01/26/18
Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, d...
Shivering Church Building Mexican
  01/26/18
Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x...
Shaky frozen public bath
  01/26/18
now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one
lascivious brethren
  01/26/18
cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 ...
Garnet 180 heaven
  01/26/18
don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 mo...
lascivious brethren
  01/26/18
which one?
Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes
  01/26/18
Finngolian.
lascivious brethren
  01/26/18
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cracking copper temple keepsake machete
  01/26/18
I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta T...
cracking copper temple keepsake machete
  01/26/18
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Cerise Cuckold Azn
  01/26/18
OP must be a gook. German should be easy to pick up if y...
Galvanic magical office
  01/26/18
you calling mark twain a gook? https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gba...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
Devestating
Marvelous mauve property faggot firefighter
  01/26/18
"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in on...
talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage
  01/26/18
lol
Multi-colored insane casino gunner
  07/06/25
this was 180
Medicated Rehab
  01/26/18
The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they mak...
Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine
  01/26/18
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wine thriller cruise ship crotch
  06/09/21
LMAO
Multi-colored insane casino gunner
  07/06/25
nothing wrong with this tbqh it's poetic
Talented useless meetinghouse roommate
  07/07/25
English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It...
Sickened market preventive strike
  07/07/25
This is basically an XO-ism
Plum degenerate lay
  07/07/25
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cyan vivacious plaza hissy fit
  01/26/18
in casual conversation you can just say "duh" inst...
dull dashing legend theater stage
  01/26/18
No one thought to write anything good or important in German...
Sickened market preventive strike
  07/06/25
Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's ...
Plum degenerate lay
  07/07/25
Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.
Sickened market preventive strike
  07/07/25
(lex tp)
Vigorous Awkward Cuckoldry Place Of Business
  07/07/25
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Shaky frozen public bath
  09/08/25
young German women are friendly and attractive, so your ling...
Underhanded filthy den
  09/09/25
This is an English translation of a French translation of a ...
https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png
  01/13/26


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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: startling charismatic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243024)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: White Rigpig Whorehouse

I took reading German in grad school and it's not very hard. But speaking? Gadzooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243028)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Grizzly fiercely-loyal forum

I did as well -- for Graduate Reading Knowledge. I liked it, very structured and the rules were easier to follow than Spanish, with all the exceptions etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243047)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

same. learning the grammar and whatever special vocabulary there is for a couple of academic fields is pretty easy. no idea how to learn to produce it with any speed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243051)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Incel

Speaking it is hard. Try spelling the words - jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243033)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle

Verkampfterbungenlingtaufhausen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243038)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: emerald provocative native

(anti-semite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243407)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

Spelling isn't hard. It's a pretty phonetic language. Even the grammar isn't hard, it's pretty mathematical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243058)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243068)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brilliant principal's office

The grammar is hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243282)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

The grammar rules are complicated but can be mastered and memorized like a multiplication table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243398)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Trip striped hyena indian lodge

true but ljl at trying to do table lookups in real time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245598)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Sickened market preventive strike

They write super long sentences that form an entire paragraph, forcing you to go back and reverse engineer the whole thing to understand it. A lot of English people do this too. It's one reason medieval scholars forced Germans to write in Latin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076945)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle

All the "cases" and whatnot can be confusing, but it's easier than French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243034)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic library

I didn't think french was bad at all. What was harder about french?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243069)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle

Everything. Spelling, pronunciation etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243080)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Medicated Rehab

Regular-speed spoken casual french is hard as fuck to understand without years of tuning your ear due to the way words are blended together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245895)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Talented useless meetinghouse roommate

written French is a pleasure

spoken French is an incomprehensible nightmare imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076938)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

do you just mean phonetically? french grammar is ljl easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243076)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic library

its like learning spanish, but with fucked up spelling/pronunciation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243098)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap

French is easy as fuck. Grammar rules, etc make more sense than english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243165)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling theater liquid oxygen

(trilingual guy bagging groceries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243195)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: anal deep spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243214)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: anal deep spot

(Trilingual guy bagging groceries incapable of bagging cunnilingus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243223)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brilliant principal's office

He's not a bagger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243274)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

Lol he's the cart gatherer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243389)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Cerise Cuckold Azn

No, but the retarded kid he molests is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243892)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Spectacular famous landscape painting wrinkle

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243970)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: racy glassy gas station wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245524)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243064)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

I learned German as a hobby. Its not that hard. Can't speak it well because I have no one to speak it with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Odious crimson set jew

What little German I've studied struck me as incredibly easy - easier than any other language I've tried to learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243103)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you've looked into French and Italian.

I think the hardest thing about German is the prepositions. Here the rules don't really make any fucking sense, especially in combination with the trennbar verbs. You end up repeating prepositions twice in a sentence and it feels and looks ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243143)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Odious crimson set jew

Italian is easy; French is fairly difficult. I speak native Spanish, a smidge of Arabic, low-intermediate French, and high-intermediate/low advanced Italian. Introductory German was easier to me than any of these. I'll grant that the pronunciation is cumbersome, but French is arguably worse. I took a few years of French, and still don't understand a fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243168)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

julia effortlessly identifying massive german compound verbs and pleasurably navigating 6 line sentences with fucked up werden constructions, blown the fuck out by "difficult" french.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243201)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Odious crimson set jew

I don't know what the fuck it is about French, but I've given up on that language. I'd rather dedicate my efforts where I see reasonable results - i.e.- picking up a little more Arabic and becoming more advanced in Italian. I may try Japanese in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243209)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Garnet 180 heaven

I don't understand why you find French so hard if you know Italian. French people visiting Italy will order in French at restaurants and be understood.

My French is pretty good, and I was able to get to a lower intermediate level in Italian in less than 2 wks of intense study. They'are lexicons have a 90% concordance rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243249)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: magenta candlestick maker field

Julia picking up languages and adding them to her trophy case. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243271)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Odious crimson set jew

Arabic: I'm half Arab and have family in the Middle East

French: Learning a language was a mandatory elective in MS/HS

Italian: Basically a free language when you speak Spanish, and I enjoy Italian culture & visiting

Japanese: Seems a fun challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243450)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

I'm re-learning/brushing up and I 100% agree. The prepositions are really hard.

The other hard part is of course all the endings for the genders and cases. No individual one is hard obviously, but you really have to know your genders and cases for every noun, and you have to apply it quickly especially when speaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243205)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

The prepositions are difficult because many cognate with English prepositions but used differently. Also, verbs with prepositions have altered meanings that can't be guessed from the preposition+verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243239)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

3 genders in german v. 2 in french, and a more developed case system (although not at god awful as russian, from what people tell me). i don't get this argument at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243261)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

it's really almost 4 because the plural is kind of a gender as well in certain cases, particularly the dative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243298)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

Which is still easier than Ukrainian (and I assume Russian is pretty similar) where the genders have their own plural forms (although masculine and neuter plural are very similar). So the German gender x case grid is 4x4=16 things to learn versus Ukrainian (3x2)x7 = 42 things to learn, and that's not even considering that there are multiple forms of nominative declensions....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243436)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

not saying German is the hardest language out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243455)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

this makes it a lot easier, actually. in latin all the plurals are different, for instance, although there's sometimes a gendered/neuter split.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243544)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

There's other shit that gets more advanced that no one bothers to tell you about early on, with weak and strong verbs and N-Nomen (why do you say Mein Name ist, but then you say ich habe keinen Namen) and some verbs must be separated and some can't, even when the preposition part is the same.

English is very nuanced with prepositions as well, so that part is hard to understand for learners, but English is goddamn stupidly easy to get started and make yourself understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243385)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

i agree, n-declension is annoying.

knowing when certain verbs are reflexive also drives me crazy. as does using sein for certain verbs in the perfekt.

i honestly wish i could just live over there for 6 months to a year. i'd come back fluent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243451)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

N-nomen is a minor, minor grammatical point that hardly matters is everyday German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243486)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

The point is that there is a declination of nouns in the German language. And like the gender of a noun, there's basically no way to ascertain what applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243581)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

No. In German there are tiny vestigial traces of nominal declension that are practically irrelevant for communication. Its not like Latin or Russian where not only are nouns fully declined, but each gender has multiple different declension schemes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243643)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator

How is this responsive? These things exist, and I'm not sure how the fact that they exist more frequently in other languages means they must not be learned.

Now please, remove your quivering boistinker from my line of sight. I have no interest in pleasuring you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243873)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

English possessive formation ('s) is technically nominal inflection for the genitive case, but no one says English is nominally inflected, and neither is German in any meaningful way, faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244267)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: brindle dilemma pozpig

Very scholarly sub thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#42601416)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Vengeful orchestra pit pisswyrm

How do you feel about RSF having confirmed sock puppets that outed people and mocked all Asians as clitdicks? Do you still feel RSF is super chill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243283)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Medicated Rehab

LOL at German being "incredibly easy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245918)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Sickened market preventive strike

Some languages start out easy and then you fall off a cliff when you get to the grammar shit, other languages are the reverse. I'm told Tagalog has a steep initial learning curve, even though it seems like it would be easy to get started, whereas German starts off easy and then leads you in circles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076953)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane casino gunner

its the opposite. German starts off hard with having to know the artikeln and proper declension in akkusativ, dativ, genetiv, Konjunktive I & II, regelmassig u. unregelmassig verben, and so forth, but gets easier once you have those fundamentals down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076968)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap

I took German 1 my senior year of high school. It was pretty hard. Spelling all the crap correctly is a pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243158)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

No, its not. The orthography is highly regular and all the vowels are quite distinct (well except for u and u-umlaut)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243181)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: bearded laughsome hall mad-dog skullcap

I thought it was a pain in the ass. I took French for 3 years with the same teacher and aced it with no effort which is why I took German. Romance languages make more sense imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243414)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: supple harsh kitty cat ticket booth

it's much easier than french or english, both of which i had to learn.

the reason is because both german pronouciation and german grammar follow more regular rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243306)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Shivering Church Building Mexican

Bullshit on French. French is much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243519)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

Its depends on what your native language is. The weird word order in German which trips up English speakers may not be as big a deal for a non-English speakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243549)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Shivering Church Building Mexican

"La" and "le" is ways easier than die, das, der with all the tenses.

E.g.

Die Heimat is schoen.

Ich wohne in der Heimat.

All kinds of that stuff in German. It's tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243572)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

Again, if your native language is inflectional learning a 4x4 grid of inflections is not a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35243589)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: lascivious brethren

now THIS is a low-iq thread if ever I've seen one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244009)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Garnet 180 heaven

cr, especially after I've freely shared with the bort the 5 SECRETS of SUCCESSFUL language learners that will surprise you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244035)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: lascivious brethren

don't recall these, but the trick is immersion. Took me 6 months to learn (up to a usable level) what's considered the hardest language using the Latin alphabet without any formal training, just full immersion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244066)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Cocky Box Office Useless Brakes

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244279)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: lascivious brethren

Finngolian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244299)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: cracking copper temple keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244082)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: cracking copper temple keepsake machete

I rika Germoney, but a sperring Germoney is a harda. Guta Taga!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244120)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Cerise Cuckold Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244270)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Galvanic magical office

OP must be a gook.

German should be easy to pick up if you're a native English speaker. After Frisian and Dutch/Afrikaans, it's the closest language to English.

I was able to pick up basic German very quickly by just memorizing the most common 100 words and putting it to use with english grammer and from there learning the grammer from actual use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244285)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

you calling mark twain a gook?

https://www.cs.utah.edu/~gback/awfgrmlg.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35244307)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Marvelous mauve property faggot firefighter

Devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245564)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: talking glittery bawdyhouse blood rage

"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane casino gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076916)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Medicated Rehab

this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245946)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Big Domesticated Goal In Life Shrine

The Germans have another kind of parenthesis, which they make by splitting a verb in two and putting half of it at the beginning of an exciting chapter and the other half at the end of it. Can any one conceive of anything more confusing than that? These things are called "separable verbs." The German grammar is blistered all over with separable verbs; and the wider the two portions of one of them are spread apart, the better the author of the crime is pleased with his performance. A favorite one is reiste ab -- which means departed. Here is an example which I culled from a novel and reduced to English:

"The trunks being now ready, he DE- after kissing his mother and sisters, and once more pressing to his bosom his adored Gretchen, who, dressed in simple white muslin, with a single tuberose in the ample folds of her rich brown hair, had tottered feebly down the stairs, still pale from the terror and excitement of the past evening, but longing to lay her poor aching head yet once again upon the breast of him whom she loved more dearly than life itself, PARTED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35246162)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: wine thriller cruise ship crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#42601487)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane casino gunner

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076914)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:02 AM
Author: Talented useless meetinghouse roommate

nothing wrong with this tbqh

it's poetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078051)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Sickened market preventive strike

English people still write convoluted bullshit like this. It's not strictly a "german" thing. I read some study released by the UK government, and it read exactly like a translation of something written in German. You wouldn't last a day in the US Govt if you wrote like that. It made me realize I'd picked up all my bad writing habits from English authors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078054)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: Plum degenerate lay

This is basically an XO-ism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078056)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: cyan vivacious plaza hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35245540)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: dull dashing legend theater stage

in casual conversation you can just say "duh" instead of the proper der/das/den whatever and people will get it. once you get over the hump of feeling like a dumbass, speaking it conversationally is fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#35246158)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sickened market preventive strike

No one thought to write anything good or important in German until the late 19th century. There were no epic works of German literature or philosophy written in German until the late 19th century. It was always considered a total shit language even by native speakers, not appropriate for writing books on academic topics. Even Nietzsche trashed it while writing in German.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49076961)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: Plum degenerate lay

Lmfao German is one of the easiest languages to learn. It's almost as easy as any of the romance languages. Extremely consistent rules and syntax, and spelling once you understand the system.

Vastly easier than any of the Asian languages or anything in Cyrillic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078055)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Sickened market preventive strike

Outed as a loser who never studied Japanese for one minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078057)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:20 AM
Author: Vigorous Awkward Cuckoldry Place Of Business

(lex tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49078076)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Shaky frozen public bath

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49245721)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Underhanded filthy den

young German women are friendly and attractive, so your linguistic labors will be rewarded--learn the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49246926)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png


This is an English translation of a French translation of a work that was originally written in Latin by a German LAWYER. The point being it doesn't matter how many times you translate a German, he's always going to sound German.

https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3871700&forum_id=2#49587070)