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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

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pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
daddydialing
Territorial diverse base twinkling uncleanness
  10/23/18
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swollen mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/18
https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
You left her alone with your kids?
french electric furnace orchestra pit
  10/23/18
cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
orchid locus
  10/23/18
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self-absorbed national security agency shitlib
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Irradiated voyeur
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titillating psychic stead
  10/23/18
Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She lo...
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  10/28/18
First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this g...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
please do the needful
orchid locus
  10/23/18
kindly?
Bonkers Temple
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  10/24/18
oh god oh
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  10/23/18
her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt s...
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JFC
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
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Unghhhhh
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  10/23/18
SUPERMAN DAT
Galvanic Maize Travel Guidebook University
  10/23/18
dirte you are indescribably 180
provocative range
  10/28/18
damn bro
self-absorbed national security agency shitlib
  10/23/18
She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock&rdq...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
i love that you put that in quotes
self-absorbed national security agency shitlib
  10/23/18
I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.
bistre community account office
  10/24/18
except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or l...
emerald lodge
  11/16/18
RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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  10/23/18
...
erotic senate
  11/14/18
Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
drab house
  11/15/18
did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?
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  10/23/18
No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept ...
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  10/23/18
casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it
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darnell
charismatic idiot
  10/23/18
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Spectacular stag film
  10/24/18
in Alaska?
provocative range
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...
razzmatazz karate cuck
  10/23/18
hot
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
nooooo
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erotic senate
  11/14/18
I’m still creeping on her FB. https://imgur.com/a...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
dude. do it.
self-absorbed national security agency shitlib
  10/23/18
...
orchid locus
  10/23/18
I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her t...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
are those contacts or--
Translucent elastic band quadroon
  10/23/18
No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
Oh my
cerebral hospital
  10/23/18
fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
fighting dilemma sandwich
  10/23/18
OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
Translucent elastic band quadroon
  10/23/18
That’s fine. Completely normal to stalk the girl...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
...
erotic senate
  11/14/18
she looks like an Alaska 9
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henna mental disorder
  10/23/18
Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that c...
mentally impaired tanning salon background story
  10/24/18
If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.
Citrine startling jew
  10/28/18
nice
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  10/23/18
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg ggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Amber stirring rigpig
  10/23/18
180 how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?
startled circlehead
  10/23/18
would bang her.
Deep racy therapy
  10/23/18
this is God doing you a solid bro
Irradiated voyeur
  10/23/18
...
Hairless clear station new version
  11/17/18
youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ...
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  10/23/18
100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she w...
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  10/23/18
of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
insanity is a leverage all its own
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  10/23/18
he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
cr NOT legal advise here dirte
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  10/23/18
Lol
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
...
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  10/24/18
Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long
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mint party of the first part
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mentally impaired tanning salon background story
  10/24/18
TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks. ...
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mentally impaired tanning salon background story
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Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo momen...
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Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/23/18
I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especi...
Adventurous stage mother
  10/23/18
tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her...
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*accuses dirte of rape* *3 years prison* *disbarred* ...
charismatic idiot
  10/23/18
y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)
charismatic idiot
  10/23/18
only non-chads get me-too'd
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo. In...
Amber stirring rigpig
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...
mint party of the first part
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Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, ...
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Amber stirring rigpig
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  10/23/18
I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout ...
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  10/23/18
we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or fu...
mint party of the first part
  10/23/18
+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indi...
mentally impaired tanning salon background story
  10/24/18
titcr
erotic senate
  11/14/18
Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to ch...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
...
House-broken parlor deer antler
  11/18/18
Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how thi...
coral black woman
  10/23/18
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titillating psychic stead
  10/23/18
I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty ...
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erotic senate
  11/14/18
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  10/23/18
You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'l...
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  10/23/18
she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is t...
emerald lodge
  10/23/18
Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most impor...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/24/18
she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
dead national
  10/23/18
We’ll see what unfolds. ;)
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Lmao @ this Asian rant
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  10/23/18
Risten,
Umber Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship
  10/23/18
RISTEN
plum contagious death wish becky
  10/23/18
This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be...
Bat shit crazy hall
  10/24/18
ruthless.
Galvanic Maize Travel Guidebook University
  10/24/18
That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school...
harsh abusive potus dopamine
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razzle-dazzle partner
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Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
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Umber Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship
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beta iridescent bawdyhouse
  10/28/18
cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aw...
provocative range
  10/28/18
After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very cr...
Vigorous hissy fit piazza
  11/17/18
not skinny
aggressive histrionic hominid garrison
  10/23/18
she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she loo...
emerald lodge
  10/23/18
...
Stimulating nudist parlour
  10/24/18
Wtf she is cute
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  10/24/18
...
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  10/23/18
I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flam...
Motley Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  10/24/18
...
erotic senate
  11/14/18
as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "...
Hairraiser Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/24/18
"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was tryin...
orchid locus
  10/24/18
Jfc
french electric furnace orchestra pit
  10/24/18
lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home off...
Irradiated voyeur
  10/24/18
yeah, that's all true
orchid locus
  10/24/18
...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/24/18
...
razzle-dazzle partner
  10/24/18
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bipolar pearl skinny woman mood
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Infuriating boyish kitty athletic conference
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  10/24/18
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violent azure location people who are hurt
  10/24/18
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erotic senate
  11/14/18
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stubborn very tactful chapel
  11/14/18
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Vigorous hissy fit piazza
  11/17/18
this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time
High-end Glittery Rehab
  11/17/18
...
dashing half-breed abode
  10/24/18
Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggli...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/04/18
whats his name
Transparent exciting round eye boiling water
  10/24/18
absolutely devastating
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  10/24/18
Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually wil...
violent azure location people who are hurt
  10/24/18
top notch advice here
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  10/24/18
Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few w...
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
violent azure location people who are hurt
  10/24/18
I have a fat gf too.
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
violent azure location people who are hurt
  10/24/18
Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic yo...
Internet-worthy ape native
  10/24/18
lol no she wasn't
Carmine Splenetic Chad Property
  10/24/18
(Asian female)
pea-brained milky site azn
  10/24/18
HAPA actually
violent azure location people who are hurt
  10/24/18
“Accidentally” send her the lick message and the...
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  10/24/18
How many niglets do you have???
embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field
  10/28/18
Two 10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movemen...
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  10/28/18
...
Cheese-eating appetizing space
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violent azure location people who are hurt
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...
Slimy opaque resort reading party
  10/28/18
lol
embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field
  11/04/18
Update: She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost ...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
lol yeah she definitely wants you
cerebral hospital
  11/14/18
I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me. ...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
lol
Talented topaz nowag
  11/14/18
...
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  11/15/18
Weirdly, this
twisted den
  11/20/18
God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up
plum contagious death wish becky
  11/14/18
I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
Bruh enter more evidence into the record
plum contagious death wish becky
  11/14/18
...
Talented topaz nowag
  11/14/18
...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/15/18
...
crystalline church building pisswyrm
  11/15/18
She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the mil...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/15/18
JFC according to my math, you are old AF
emerald lodge
  11/16/18
...
bipolar pearl skinny woman mood
  11/17/18
How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend ove...
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  11/15/18
(guy who has seen a lot of porn)
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  11/17/18
lol here we go
multi-colored salmon double fault kitchen
  11/16/18
LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity t...
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  11/16/18
dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trustin...
crystalline church building pisswyrm
  11/14/18
Deal...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/14/18
180.
crystalline church building pisswyrm
  11/14/18
what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties...
coral black woman
  11/15/18
Tight pants, hoodie, no bra. Appears to have skinny leg...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/15/18
Rolf creepy
Stimulating nudist parlour
  11/15/18
wtf kind of filter is this?
coral black woman
  11/16/18
the creepy pedo filter
emerald lodge
  11/16/18
tyft
orchid locus
  11/16/18
jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that th...
comical stage
  11/16/18
...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/16/18
...
emerald lodge
  11/16/18
...
hideous nursing home water buffalo
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no ass? wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictu...
emerald lodge
  11/16/18
He’s a concerned dad.
Cracking grizzly plaza
  11/16/18
...
razzle-dazzle partner
  11/17/18
...
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  11/19/18
Jfc
bipolar pearl skinny woman mood
  11/17/18
Don’t do it. You’re better than this,
trip doctorate roommate
  11/16/18
He's really not. None of us are.
crystalline church building pisswyrm
  11/16/18
i'm gay
stubborn very tactful chapel
  11/16/18
not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.
180 spot sneaky criminal
  11/20/18
Great thread
razzle-dazzle partner
  11/17/18
...
Stimulating nudist parlour
  11/17/18
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razzmatazz karate cuck
  11/17/18
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crystalline church building pisswyrm
  11/17/18
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talking vibrant crackhouse puppy
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House-broken parlor deer antler
  11/18/18
My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoy...
mind-boggling alcoholic multi-billionaire
  11/18/18
what does she say?
coral black woman
  11/18/18
Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I g...
mind-boggling alcoholic multi-billionaire
  11/18/18
wtf
trip doctorate roommate
  11/18/18
lol
henna mental disorder
  11/20/18
...
Talented topaz nowag
  11/20/18
Update: She wants the D. No question about it. She ju...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/19/18
...
lascivious frum theater stage keepsake machete
  11/19/18
you played what off?
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  11/19/18
Wtf? Fuck that ho
House-broken parlor deer antler
  11/19/18
ghey
Gay Theater Dingle Berry
  11/19/18
DESCRIBE your penis
embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field
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...
cowardly arrogant regret menage
  11/19/18
Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to giv...
Talented topaz nowag
  11/20/18
If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. ...
henna mental disorder
  11/20/18
Force your son to fuck her instead
harsh abusive potus dopamine
  11/20/18
"She wanted the D... there was no question about it,&qu...
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  11/20/18
...
tripping halford
  11/20/18
...
Cracking grizzly plaza
  02/16/19
What happened?
aquamarine hyperactive indian lodge dysfunction
  11/20/18
I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. No...
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/20/18
jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out you...
Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground
  11/20/18
Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you c...
Vivacious slap-happy heaven ceo
  11/20/18
So your position at this point is that you’re not attr...
brilliant corner pistol
  11/20/18
Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudo...
orchid locus
  11/20/18
She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/20/18
lol
charismatic idiot
  11/20/18
So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 4...
aromatic scarlet sanctuary trump supporter
  11/20/18
Clearly. Going to check my T levels.
pea-brained milky site azn
  11/20/18
This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me
Supple Legend Goal In Life
  11/20/18
cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real
Translucent elastic band quadroon
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...
violent azure location people who are hurt
  11/20/18
I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic tha...
titillating psychic stead
  11/20/18
the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bum...
cerebral hospital
  11/20/18
No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twi...
violent azure location people who are hurt
  11/20/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60
Heady submissive international law enforcement agency trailer park
  11/20/18
she wasnt because youre an old fatass /thread
Well-lubricated friendly grandma
  11/20/18
dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former ...
orchid locus
  11/20/18
MFCR
Talented topaz nowag
  11/20/18
jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking...
Well-lubricated friendly grandma
  11/20/18
...
Rusted shrine factory reset button
  11/20/18
...
Walnut indirect expression
  11/20/18
180 thread
stubborn very tactful chapel
  02/16/19
FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair
Cracking grizzly plaza
  04/20/19
...
Cracking grizzly plaza
  10/10/20
this was a good thread
henna mental disorder
  07/10/20
Would read again
Ungodly business firm
  07/10/20


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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Territorial diverse base twinkling uncleanness

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: swollen mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: french electric furnace orchestra pit

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: orchid locus

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed national security agency shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Mauve state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: french electric furnace orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Irradiated voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: titillating psychic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Infuriating boyish kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: multi-colored salmon double fault kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: orchid locus

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Bonkers Temple

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: bipolar pearl skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed national security agency shitlib

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Snowy autistic brunch

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Arousing Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz karate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Spectacular stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Medicated candlestick maker

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Maize Travel Guidebook University

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: provocative range

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed national security agency shitlib

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed national security agency shitlib

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: bistre community account office

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: emerald lodge

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet sanctuary trump supporter

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: drab house

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy seedy corn cake sex offender

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Heady submissive international law enforcement agency trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: charismatic idiot

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Spectacular stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: provocative range

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz karate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: titillating psychic stead

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Indigo drunken principal's office tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: french electric furnace orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Big bisexual forum stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: beta iridescent bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed national security agency shitlib

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: orchid locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Translucent elastic band quadroon

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: cerebral hospital

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: fighting dilemma sandwich

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Translucent elastic band quadroon

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: henna mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired tanning salon background story

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Citrine startling jew

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Amber stirring rigpig

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: startled circlehead

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Deep racy therapy

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Irradiated voyeur

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Hairless clear station new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: White Striped Hyena Sweet Tailpipe

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: elite puce sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: curious school cafeteria

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: mint party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: mentally impaired tanning salon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired tanning salon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Heady submissive international law enforcement agency trailer park

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Adventurous stage mother

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chartreuse wrinkle casino

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: charismatic idiot

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: charismatic idiot

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Amber stirring rigpig

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: mint party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Amber stirring rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned institution tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz karate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: black floppy home alpha

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: mint party of the first part

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: mentally impaired tanning salon background story

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: erotic senate

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: House-broken parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: coral black woman

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: titillating psychic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: titillating psychic stead

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: marvelous theatre selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: plum contagious death wish becky

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: emerald lodge

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: dead national

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: elite puce sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed point toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: rambunctious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Umber Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: plum contagious death wish becky

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy hall

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Maize Travel Guidebook University

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: harsh abusive potus dopamine

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: bipolar pearl skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Umber Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Heady submissive international law enforcement agency trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: passionate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: beta iridescent bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: provocative range

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit piazza

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: aggressive histrionic hominid garrison

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: emerald lodge

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: Stimulating nudist parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted doobsian old irish cottage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Motley Scourge Upon The Earth Area

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mischievous Whorehouse

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: orchid locus

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: french electric furnace orchestra pit

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Irradiated voyeur

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: orchid locus

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: bipolar pearl skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: pink frisky church immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: marvelous theatre selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Jet hyperventilating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: dark violent ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Infuriating boyish kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: titillating psychic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Talented topaz nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: erotic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: stubborn very tactful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: High-end Glittery Rehab

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: dashing half-breed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Transparent exciting round eye boiling water

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape native

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Carmine Splenetic Chad Property

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: thriller purple rigor

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Slimy opaque resort reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: cerebral hospital

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Talented topaz nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: twisted den

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: plum contagious death wish becky

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: plum contagious death wish becky

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Talented topaz nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: crystalline church building pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: emerald lodge

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: bipolar pearl skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Cocky ticket booth wagecucks

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Electric Balding Set Antidepressant Drug

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: multi-colored salmon double fault kitchen

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: excitant lilac giraffe

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: crystalline church building pisswyrm

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: crystalline church building pisswyrm

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: coral black woman

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: Stimulating nudist parlour

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: coral black woman

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: emerald lodge

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: orchid locus

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: comical stage

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: emerald lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: hideous nursing home water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: emerald lodge

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Cracking grizzly plaza

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: bipolar pearl skinny woman mood

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: trip doctorate roommate

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: crystalline church building pisswyrm

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: stubborn very tactful chapel

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: 180 spot sneaky criminal

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle partner

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Stimulating nudist parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz karate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: crystalline church building pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: talking vibrant crackhouse puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: House-broken parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic multi-billionaire

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: coral black woman

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic multi-billionaire

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: trip doctorate roommate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: henna mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: Talented topaz nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: lascivious frum theater stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: House-broken parlor deer antler

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Gay Theater Dingle Berry

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy field

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: cowardly arrogant regret menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: Talented topaz nowag

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: henna mental disorder

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: harsh abusive potus dopamine

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: tripping halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Cracking grizzly plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: aquamarine hyperactive indian lodge dysfunction

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Dog Poop Hunting Ground

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Vivacious slap-happy heaven ceo

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: brilliant corner pistol

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: orchid locus

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: charismatic idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet sanctuary trump supporter

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: pea-brained milky site azn

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Supple Legend Goal In Life

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Translucent elastic band quadroon

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: titillating psychic stead

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: cerebral hospital

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: violent azure location people who are hurt

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Heady submissive international law enforcement agency trailer park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated friendly grandma

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: orchid locus

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Talented topaz nowag

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated friendly grandma

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Rusted shrine factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Walnut indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: stubborn very tactful chapel

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Cracking grizzly plaza

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: Cracking grizzly plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#41087909)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: henna mental disorder

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Ungodly business firm

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)