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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
Umber Market Trump Supporter
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
aphrodisiac house
  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
vibrant home
  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
Stimulating Filthpig
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
Grizzly Seedy Dopamine Brunch
  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
exciting embarrassed to the bone parlor
  11/14/18
What
Stimulating Filthpig
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
exciting embarrassed to the bone parlor
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
718-662-5970
  06/30/25
high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
Mint stag film
  11/14/18
just so!
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
Grizzly Seedy Dopamine Brunch
  11/14/18
...
cerebral federal pisswyrm orchestra pit
  02/17/19
...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  11/16/18
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Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTg...
greedy fluffy forum dog poop
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
greedy fluffy forum dog poop
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
greedy fluffy forum dog poop
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives ...
Multi-colored personal credit line karate
  12/12/18
...
apoplectic hissy fit gas station
  12/12/18
...
appetizing disturbing nursing home
  12/13/18
...
Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
Lascivious hall french chef
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
blue insanely creepy stain
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
odious dun theater pocket flask
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
Chestnut station chad
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
arousing university reading party
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
Chestnut station chad
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
arousing university reading party
  12/12/18
no idea
Chestnut station chad
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
know-it-all heaven
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
wait what
Chestnut station chad
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
...
Multi-colored personal credit line karate
  12/12/18
...
Lascivious hall french chef
  12/12/18
...
Lascivious hall french chef
  12/12/18
...
Crystalline talking nibblets
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
Lascivious hall french chef
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
Floppy wagecucks
  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
heady ruddy jap mad cow disease
  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/18
what's graphite
blue insanely creepy stain
  12/13/18
...
appetizing disturbing nursing home
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
appetizing disturbing nursing home
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen
  12/13/18
should i get skippy or jif peanus butter? i'm going to ta...
Motley wine plaza
  12/13/18
...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  02/17/19
...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
lavender thriller turdskin pit
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
Lime unholy skinny woman
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
hot institution
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
Faggottini
  06/30/25
...
Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  11/26/21
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Flatulent Awkward Pistol
  05/29/22
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elmer
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
Dunedain cowboy
  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
elmer
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Umber Market Trump Supporter

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: vibrant home

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Filthpig

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Grizzly Seedy Dopamine Brunch

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone parlor

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Filthpig

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone parlor

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 718-662-5970

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Mint stag film

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Grizzly Seedy Dopamine Brunch

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: cerebral federal pisswyrm orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: greedy fluffy forum dog poop

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: greedy fluffy forum dog poop

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: greedy fluffy forum dog poop

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored personal credit line karate

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: apoplectic hissy fit gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: appetizing disturbing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Lascivious hall french chef

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: blue insanely creepy stain

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: odious dun theater pocket flask

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: Chestnut station chad

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: arousing university reading party

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Chestnut station chad

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: arousing university reading party

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Chestnut station chad

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: know-it-all heaven

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Chestnut station chad

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored personal credit line karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious hall french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Lascivious hall french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Crystalline talking nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Lascivious hall french chef

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Floppy wagecucks

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: heady ruddy jap mad cow disease

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: blue insanely creepy stain

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing disturbing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: appetizing disturbing nursing home

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Effete Hospital Liquid Oxygen

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Motley wine plaza

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: lavender thriller turdskin pit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Lime unholy skinny woman

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: hot institution

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Faggottini

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Awkward Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: elmer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: elmer

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2#49061504)