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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
elite lascivious location striped hyena
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
heady fear-inspiring codepig mental disorder
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
stirring becky
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Frisky reading party public bath
  03/26/19
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elite lascivious location striped hyena
  03/26/19
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Vivacious domesticated space
  03/26/19
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fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Geriatric beady-eyed stage pisswyrm
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
heady fear-inspiring codepig mental disorder
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Frisky reading party public bath
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
180
titillating shitlib national security agency
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Gaped feces degenerate
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Gay Range
  08/06/19
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stirring becky
  03/26/19
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racy silver address
  03/26/19
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Primrose kitty
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen
  03/26/19
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Frisky reading party public bath
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
fluffy charismatic private investor
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
olive sexy sanctuary new version
  03/26/19
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Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen
  03/26/19
...
Hairraiser saffron ticket booth digit ratio
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
frozen opaque factory reset button famous landscape painting
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Gaped feces degenerate
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
puce soul-stirring fanboi
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
olive sexy sanctuary new version
  03/26/19
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puce soul-stirring fanboi
  03/26/19
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olive sexy sanctuary new version
  06/18/19
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olive sexy sanctuary new version
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Gaped feces degenerate
  03/26/19
cr
puce soul-stirring fanboi
  03/26/19
Zoho
White Harsh Library Marketing Idea
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
self-centered flirting telephone
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
doobsian knife lettuce
  03/26/19
...
magenta faggotry forum
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Hairraiser saffron ticket booth digit ratio
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Floppy Offensive Generalized Bond
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
iridescent circlehead
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Curious Crimson Theater Stage
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Floppy Offensive Generalized Bond
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Gay Range
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
claret kitty cat
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Mind-boggling greedy indian lodge love of her life
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Cream market
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Bat shit crazy motley business firm patrolman
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
claret kitty cat
  08/07/19
...
Mind-boggling greedy indian lodge love of her life
  11/09/19
...
elite lascivious location striped hyena
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
nofapping twisted abode
  06/26/25
forces sales
Tantric Smoky Crotch Casino
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: elite lascivious location striped hyena

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: heady fear-inspiring codepig mental disorder

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: stirring becky

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Frisky reading party public bath

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: elite lascivious location striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Vivacious domesticated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Geriatric beady-eyed stage pisswyrm

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: heady fear-inspiring codepig mental disorder

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Frisky reading party public bath

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: titillating shitlib national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Gaped feces degenerate

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Gay Range

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: stirring becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: racy silver address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Primrose kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Frisky reading party public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: fluffy charismatic private investor

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: olive sexy sanctuary new version

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser saffron ticket booth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: frozen opaque factory reset button famous landscape painting

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Gaped feces degenerate

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring fanboi

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: olive sexy sanctuary new version

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: olive sexy sanctuary new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: olive sexy sanctuary new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Gaped feces degenerate

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: White Harsh Library Marketing Idea

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: self-centered flirting telephone

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: doobsian knife lettuce

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: magenta faggotry forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser saffron ticket booth digit ratio

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Floppy Offensive Generalized Bond

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: iridescent circlehead

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Curious Crimson Theater Stage

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Floppy Offensive Generalized Bond

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Copper Pea-brained Pistol Kitchen

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Gay Range

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: claret kitty cat

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling greedy indian lodge love of her life

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Cream market

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy motley business firm patrolman

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: claret kitty cat

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling greedy indian lodge love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: elite lascivious location striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: nofapping twisted abode

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Tantric Smoky Crotch Casino

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)