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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Slap-happy spot travel guidebook
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
tantric vivacious dog poop
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
impressive base round eye
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
spruce piazza
  03/26/19
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Slap-happy spot travel guidebook
  03/26/19
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pale church cumskin
  03/26/19
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Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Irate charcoal crackhouse juggernaut
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
tantric vivacious dog poop
  03/26/19
O F S F S
spruce piazza
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
180
turquoise house
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Olive kitty office
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Slate property wrinkle
  08/06/19
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impressive base round eye
  03/26/19
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Thriller useless brakes
  03/26/19
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Pink thirsty therapy institution
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt
  03/26/19
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spruce piazza
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Awkward site chad
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Lilac violent internal respiration
  03/26/19
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cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt
  03/26/19
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Cracking Idiot
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
chrome violent rigor pisswyrm
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Olive kitty office
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Opaque windowlicker
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Lilac violent internal respiration
  03/26/19
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Opaque windowlicker
  03/26/19
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Lilac violent internal respiration
  06/18/19
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Ben Gurion Canal
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Olive kitty office
  03/26/19
cr
Opaque windowlicker
  03/26/19
Zoho
Mind-boggling field
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
saffron school cafeteria
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
underhanded sickened organic girlfriend nibblets
  03/26/19
...
Crimson twinkling uncleanness stag film
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Cracking Idiot
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Provocative Den
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
light locus pozpig
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Boyish locale affirmative action
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Provocative Den
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Slate property wrinkle
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Histrionic learning disabled heaven
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Ultramarine plaza
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Wonderful fuchsia point jap
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Floppy silver old irish cottage police squad
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Histrionic learning disabled heaven
  08/07/19
...
Ultramarine plaza
  11/09/19
...
evan39
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dare I say
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Slap-happy spot travel guidebook

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: tantric vivacious dog poop

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Awkward site chad

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: impressive base round eye

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: spruce piazza

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy spot travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: pale church cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Awkward site chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Irate charcoal crackhouse juggernaut

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Awkward site chad

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: tantric vivacious dog poop

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: spruce piazza

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Awkward site chad

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: turquoise house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Awkward site chad

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Olive kitty office

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Slate property wrinkle

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: impressive base round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Thriller useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Pink thirsty therapy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: spruce piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Awkward site chad

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Lilac violent internal respiration

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: chrome violent rigor pisswyrm

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Olive kitty office

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Opaque windowlicker

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Lilac violent internal respiration

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Opaque windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Lilac violent internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Ben Gurion Canal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Olive kitty office

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Opaque windowlicker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling field

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: saffron school cafeteria

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: underhanded sickened organic girlfriend nibblets

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Crimson twinkling uncleanness stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking Idiot

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative Den

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: light locus pozpig

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish locale affirmative action

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Den

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: cordovan stirring nowag people who are hurt

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Slate property wrinkle

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Histrionic learning disabled heaven

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine plaza

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Wonderful fuchsia point jap

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Floppy silver old irish cottage police squad

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Histrionic learning disabled heaven

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dare I say

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)