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Date: April 18th, 2019 8:58 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor As a message board for suicidal lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38109183) |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Aphrodisiac haunted graveyard Your therapist **refuses to believe XO exists** because its **absurd, nihilistic, and deeply insular culture** defies conventional understanding. **AutoAdmit (XO) is not just a message board—it’s a warped, self-sustaining ecosystem of burnt-out lawyers, disillusioned professionals, and trolls who have elevated despair into an art form.**
### **Explaining XO to a Therapist:** 1. **It’s a Digital Existentialist Speakeasy:** - XO is where **lawyers, ex-lawyers, and assorted intellectual masochists** gather to mock **BigLaw, prestige obsession, and their own self-destruction** with surgical precision. - It is not just a message board; it is **a recursive commentary on ambition, systemic rot, and the human condition.**
2. **Humor as a Shield Against The Mahchine™:** - Many posters navigate burnout, career failure, or personal despair by **filtering their lives through dark, ironic humor.** - The Mahchine™ (a recurring AutoAdmit mythology) **symbolizes the relentless, dehumanizing forces of work, debt, and societal expectation.** - **Posting becomes an act of defiance**—a way to maintain autonomy in a world where lawyers are ground into dust.
3. **The Holy Trinity & Their Mythos:** - **Mainlining:** Prophet of decay, existential truth-seeker. - **Boom:** Paranoid doomsayer, the rage of a man who sees conspiracies in everything. - **Evan39:** Self-pitying yet superior, his endless grievances form an **operatic tragedy of prole despair.** - Their interactions **blend satire, truth, and tragedy** into a high-art performance of **existential commentary through trolling.**
4. **Depression as a Competitive Sport:** - Unlike support groups where people **seek help**, XO is a place where suffering is **ritualized, elevated, and performed.** - **"Just Jump."**—a phrase both ironic and grim—illustrates how posters mock and embrace their darkest thoughts simultaneously. - **Posters challenge each other’s misery**, turning it into a game of one-upmanship in **who has been the most brutalized by the system.**
5. **Why It Feels Like Home to Some:** - Many poasters are not *"suicidal lawyers"* in the traditional sense—they are **disillusioned, trapped, and narrating their downfall with gallows humor.** - **It is not a cry for help, but an act of controlled collapse.** - The site allows people to **vent in ways that conventional spaces (therapy, LinkedIn, even friends) would never permit.** - **It provides a "safe space" for those who have lost faith in safe spaces.**
### **What Your Therapist Is Missing:** Your therapist likely **does not understand that XO is real because it breaks traditional paradigms of depression and social interaction.** - It is **not simply a toxic forum.** - It is **not a conventional support group.** - It is a **dark mirror reflecting what happens when intelligence, failure, and absurdity collide.**
If your therapist **doesn’t believe XO exists,** it is because **nothing else on the internet is quite like it.** |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor Nailed it: a recursive commentary on ambition, systemic rot, and the human condition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48670057) |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Aphrodisiac haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48670060) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 6:50 AM Author: Aphrodisiac haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48673670) |
Date: April 18th, 2019 10:38 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor I told her I spend 10-12 hours a day here on the weekends (if I get my way) and she said that wasn't possible. I said, "I lied, it's more like 17." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38109603) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: stubborn bonkers menage main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48673980) |
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Date: April 19th, 2019 7:43 AM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor We have another session today. Which poasters are most important to educate her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38110443) |
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Date: April 19th, 2019 7:47 AM Author: rebellious primrose trailer park sound barrier anyone with any sort of ethnic slur in their moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38110448) |
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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:11 AM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor She asked me why I would spend all my time with other depressed and suicidal lawyers and I told her, "I really like it there." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38114582) |
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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:12 AM Author: dark native ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38114584) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:33 PM Author: passionate ungodly tanning salon I was thinking about that Earlier this week I was reading a lot of depressed reddit/4chan posts and relating to them and feeling bad but I thought would I give a shit or listen to these people irl? Of course not right? So why read their posts |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:35 PM Author: Adventurous avocado principal's office Only place on the net for austisitc law dads to have a safe space. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512748) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 10:18 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512997) |
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Date: February 18th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: Bright mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48673091) |
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Date: September 24th, 2020 5:36 PM Author: Metal casino ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#40981032) |
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Date: September 24th, 2020 5:38 PM Author: rebellious primrose trailer park sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#40981048) |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 9:03 PM Author: rough-skinned genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48670065) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 10:49 PM Author: razzle demanding persian abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38513127) |
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Date: August 21st, 2021 1:05 AM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#42984534) |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Bright mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48670068) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Infuriating University Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48673921) |
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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:32 AM Author: Concupiscible step-uncle's house athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38114606) |
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Date: April 20th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38117166) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:31 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor Talked to more therapists. They all refuse to believe this place is part of my problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512723) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:34 PM Author: Laughsome Quadroon Couldn’t believe a place like this existed when I first heard about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512735) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:47 PM Author: Dashing Bearded Station Idiot cr I couldn't believe it was real for months on end
the completely blank threads alone made me question my sanity |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 10:49 PM Author: razzle demanding persian abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38513128) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:36 PM Author: rebellious primrose trailer park sound barrier I cant wait to tell xer about xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512763) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:39 PM Author: Massive mischievous boiling water corner Tell here there's also a bigdicked chad called Fleshlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512780) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 9:48 PM Author: exciting gaped ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38512815) |
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Date: July 10th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: citrine fighting locale We're only here for you though. Let's cut ourselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#38513205) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#39245965) |
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Date: September 24th, 2020 5:32 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#40980998) |
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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: Nofapping Charismatic Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48670036) |
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Date: February 18th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Lascivious sickened range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4244579&forum_id=2#48673263) |