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Discuss the last time *you* have called the cops
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:28 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur for any reason.
I don't think I've ever done this in my life. |
Date: June 13th, 2020 2:31 PM Author: violent twinkling uncleanness Probably a car accident to get the police report (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:32 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur don't break schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:34 PM Author: violent twinkling uncleanness Us darkies be crashin cars, baby ππΏπππ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409866) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:37 PM Author: Big-titted learning disabled bbw Same, about 8 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409882) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:53 PM Author: Swashbuckling halford I did this once in Canada - the RCMP was like, lol, we don't roll for car accidents - work it out yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410195) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:32 PM Author: elite gay wizard fanboi Didn't specifically call the cops, but I found a guy passed out and bleeding from his head outside a bar I was a regular at. He looked like he was really fucked up when he was inside, and from what I could piece together he went outside for a smoke, slipped on some ice, and passed the fuck out. He also was holding a bag of oxycontins, so I'm guessing he couldn't handle mixing them with alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409856) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur did you at least tell the bartender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409872) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: elite gay wizard fanboi I called 911, I don't think the police even showed up just EMS and Fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409895) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:41 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur love how fire always shows up just in case he might spontaneously combust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409903) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:48 PM Author: elite gay wizard fanboi A lot of them are also EMTs or paramedics but yeah rolling out with the big trucks to an overdose is hilarious and a waste of taxpayer money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409936) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:47 PM Author: Puce painfully honest house marketing idea bbut the big red truck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411910) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:12 PM Author: impertinent death wish I once called the cops in Chicago because a gang of niggers was kicking some guy who was lying on the sidewalk outside a hot dog stand at about 2 AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411732) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:34 PM Author: Sickened Azn State Guy was in my backyard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409863) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:34 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur and (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409869) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:50 PM Author: Sickened Azn State I called the cops. Told the guy i called the cops and if he tried to come into my house i would shoot him. he ran away, cops found him a few blocks over and arrested him.
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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:49 PM Author: indecent razzmatazz skinny woman Race? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410959) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:50 PM Author: Sickened Azn State He was a FUCKING BLACK MALE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410964) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:52 PM Author: Puce painfully honest house marketing idea no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411938) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:35 PM Author: blathering free-loading range I had just killed two CIA duders in Moscow and I needed the bodies removed from my floor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409875) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: violent twinkling uncleanness Is this code for some sort of gay sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409878) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 4:20 PM Author: Cerise Community Account Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410382) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:37 PM Author: Offensive onyx space goal in life Called the cops on a dui a few years ago. Guy got his car stuck in my neighbors front yard on a rainy night. I waited 15 minutes before I called to give him a chance to get out of there but he just kept spinning his tires in the hole he was digging in their lawn. I figured if he had not called for a tow at that point he had to be shitfaced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409881) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:47 PM Author: fuchsia nudist pit Summer 2012, it was around 2 am. Was driving with an okc date when a baseball-sized rock hit my passenger window. Called local PD and was genuinely surprised when an exhausted officer showed up to my apartment around 5 am, saying he caught one of the teens throwing rocks at passing cars. Officer’s uniform was all fucked up from chasing the kids through woods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40409928) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:17 PM Author: impertinent death wish Race of the teens? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411741) |
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Date: June 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: fuchsia nudist pit both mulatto actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40425337) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 2:57 PM Author: rebellious rigpig temple Homeless woman snooping around nmy neighbors garage.
"Race?"
"Uhhhh she's black......she doesn't look violent though" |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: Coiffed native nibblets last time I called on someone: In March after getting attacked downtown & having to draw my weapon
last time I had the cops called on me: Today for a wellness check |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:27 PM Author: mind-boggling jap You okay bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:57 PM Author: Coiffed native nibblets Couldn't be better. I was just exhausted & people thought I was dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410230) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:06 PM Author: Light sadistic school love of her life During law school. I was walking around the campus at night and noticed there were two women digging around through the garbage cans on campus. Called the police out of a concern that they might be identity thieves fishing for personal information.
They were white btw. |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Coiffed native nibblets probably meth addicts searching for cans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410005) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Light sadistic school love of her life Could be. I went to LS in an area where that is def a thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410006) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:26 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur freegans
in india there is a whole caste for this |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:17 PM Author: Galvanic chrome chapel I called the cops last year after I thought my car was stolen. It turned out I just forgot where I parked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410033) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:27 PM Author: garnet excitant messiness voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410063) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:21 PM Author: yapping avocado area hominid Saw a rabid racoon in my neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410043) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:21 PM Author: narrow-minded indirect expression Saw the white trash shithead across the street from me strike his wife on his front porch in the midst of an absurdly loud argument. I didn’t directly interact with the police but they showed up at the guy’s house. The next morning, I had an angrily scrawled note taped to my door that said “watch your back punk bitch.” This was in 2013 I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410044) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 11:20 AM Author: walnut corner How did they know you were the snitch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40414207) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:21 PM Author: Mint cerebral dilemma I called a transit authority police department because I saw a dude who was wanted by cops. They had posted a mug shot of a criminal homeless dude who had stabbed someone at the memorial of two woman who were stabbed (one to death) by another criminal homeless dude.
He was hanging out in a subway station a few days after the incident and I had just gotten on the train. He just didn't look right - he was also standing equidistant to three exits, just waiting - obviously the optimal method of escape if he needed.
I told the people working at the transit station about what I saw and they basically said "we're on break, what do you want us to do about it?" - so I boarded the train and then called the police and told them what I saw, where he was etc.
They caught him in the transit system a few days later. |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:25 PM Author: mind-boggling jap Came across an escaped cow on an interstate overpass. Seemed slightly sketchy so I called the non-emergency number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410057) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: exciting autistic resort Teenager was passed out in the grass just off a sidewalk about a mile from my house. We called out to him from our car but got no response. Called 911. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410086) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: Grizzly Dashing Old Irish Cottage Deer Antler 1. Found a dead guy. 2. Old homeless woman collapsed in front of my car in rain. 3. Identity theft. 4. Domestic violence on my wife (I may have been drunk)
One time the cops called me from inside my apartment because it had been burglarized. |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 3:58 PM Author: Navy vibrant ratface police squad never bc im a man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410235) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:01 PM Author: know-it-all field cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411378) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:10 PM Author: silver supple becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412032) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 4:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling halford Some calls I have made to the authorities:
* stray dog in our yard barking at our door. Called animal control; he had left before she arrived.
* I was driving over the Pulaski Skyway very late one night and there were massive flames shooting up from below - some warehouse had caught fire. Roads were empty and the fire was clearly out of control, so I didn't know if it had been called in so I called 911. They were like, lol, we know loser
* Also on a highway, this one with barriers on both sides, there was a stray dog running around in the shoulder between the road and barricade. Called police to send animal control before someone hit it.
* On a motorboat in large, brackish river and the engine died. I didn't have a phone, but I hopped on CB channel 9. Some dude in a fishing boat towed me back to the dock.
* car was stolen; called police and filed a police report. Car was found "abandoned" a few days later. It had clearly been chopped for parts to repair another car with of the same make/model/color that had been in an accident. |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 4:03 PM Author: Arousing Useless Brakes Buddy had his car stolen outside a basketball gym. Turns out the criminal was a person of color. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410261) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 4:04 PM Author: Orchid idiotic heaven Heard repeated thuds on the wall and ceiling of my California townhouse at about 1 am and was convinced homeless people were climbing the ladder to get to the roof (where they could easily slip into anyone's place in the complex).
Got a knock on the door like 10 minutes later and it was the police saying some "transients were digging through the garbage cans but they ran off when they pulled out." They didn't think they made it to the ladder - it was probably just them bashing the garbage cans against the house.
Honestly, living in California you could call the cops probably 5x a week (and I probably should have). If you walk a couple miles you can find someone passed out on the sidewalk looking half dead or shooting up heroin next to a preschool. |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 4:16 PM Author: Sienna doctorate whorehouse Never called the cops. Why am I gonna summon potential killers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410357) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:02 PM Author: know-it-all field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411381) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:53 PM Author: medicated self-centered locale and interrupt a chill donut eating sesh of are heroes? wouldnt dream of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40410981) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 6:53 PM Author: Titillating tantric senate Asking how to get a gun purchase permit. Then before that about parking my car on the street while my driveway/carport gets built. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411329) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:02 PM Author: know-it-all field "Asking how to get a gun purchase permit"
wtf??? |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:10 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Emerald Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411412) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:19 PM Author: Titillating tantric senate In NJ you need your local police department for you to give you info that will enable you to complete your purchase permit application. You can't just go and buy a gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411441) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:09 PM Author: wine station psychic Never. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411411) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:10 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Emerald Step-uncle's House literally never (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411413) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:11 PM Author: know-it-all field never of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411418) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 7:14 PM Author: Lascivious Mad-dog Skullcap Faggot Firefighter Called the police when a black woman was banging on my door and trying to look into my house. I got her plates and called the police and gave them her description. The police officer that responded told me that the car was registered in another county and agreed with me that the circumstances were suspicious. He offered, “well at least you were home. If she was casing your house, you likely scared her off.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411427) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:11 PM Author: impertinent death wish State patrol when I hit a deer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411725) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:28 PM Author: Pearl massive shitlib casino I was walking my dog in DC and there were couple, idk, mid-twenties having a huge fight. The chick was trying to get out of the guys car and he was like forcibly shoving her back in the car. Like not hitting her but she obviously did not want to be there. People were yelling at the guy from their porches and he was really mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411796) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: provocative brass mental disorder affirmative action Never callt the cops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: motley sooty potus I butt dialed 911 once. That's it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411872) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:46 PM Author: Puce painfully honest house marketing idea they call me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411901) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:47 PM Author: Irate Transparent Rehab Organic Girlfriend It’s was on a black person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411912) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:51 PM Author: Odious fishy brethren Some G’d up Asian dude with a gold chain kept nodding out behind the wheel on the freeway in traffic. Got his plates and while I was on the phone with the cops, he slammed into the back of another car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411935) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:52 PM Author: jet athletic conference Never. I'm Russian, we don't call the cops. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411941) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: sinister jew boiling water No you aren’t and yes you would (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411970) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 8:24 PM Author: jet athletic conference Never have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40417113) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: sinister jew boiling water Porch pirate I caught on my ring camera. Turns out he was actually just probably using a stolen credit card and somehow picked my address at random. Cops couldn’t prove it and they called some guy to vouch how he entered the wrong address by mistake so they let him go. Ordered two sets of AirPods in some random guys name with my address. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411964) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:58 PM Author: Passionate chartreuse meetinghouse fortuitous meteor cunt hit and ran me at a stoplight in her minivan because she was turned around backwards trying to give her kid a bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40411974) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:04 PM Author: Awkward lodge https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3sp_srWoY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412000) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:24 PM Author: Maize Soul-stirring Sound Barrier Never
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:26 PM Author: Spectacular Internal Respiration Bawdyhouse Called the cops when I saw some crazy driver swerving all over the place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412093) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:55 PM Author: Awkward lodge Check out this movie starting from 1:20-1:43. The plot is kinda dumb, about how a nhl hockey player get fouled into signing an unfair contract and his friend from russia decided to come and talk to the amerikan to change the contract. But the movie is awesome. He wants to buy a gun so asks his NHL friend to give him cash and gets only $20. Then he finds a russian hooker and asks her to set up a meeting with her pimp so he could get a gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412275) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:58 PM Author: Awkward lodge P.s. that segment at 1:43 they are showing now on russian TV news to show that the producer predicted that niggers are "strong" and at some point in the future will be allowed by amerikan govt to terrorize whites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412297) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:30 PM Author: exhilarant crystalline french chef 2 weeks ago i called 911 on some asshole that was driving recklessly. he passed on the should in the interstate after i slowed down in the left lane when i saw him come flying up right behind me obnoxiously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412461) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:43 PM Author: Salmon Crawly Public Bath I saw some black guy in DC dragging a black woman by her hair and his car and she was screaming, on the other side of the fence from where I was, I called 911 and the lazy DC dispatcher kept asking me to repeat what street I was on, she was so slow, I saw the car drive off and I just told the dispatcher oh well forget it you’re too late and hung up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412527) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:46 PM Author: jade boistinker i have never called the cops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40412535) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 1:11 AM Author: spruce pervert Old man driving a bicycle recklessly on the highway and I thought he had dementia.
Dog running in the railroad tracks. |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 1:13 AM Author: heady high-end stag film Reported a wreck a few months ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40413180) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 1:17 AM Author: Sienna doctorate whorehouse Big surprise -- lots of Karens post on xo ^^ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40413191) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 9:49 AM Author: motley sooty potus (Calls 911 to report misgendering) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40413829) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 1:17 AM Author: stubborn vigorous multi-billionaire home Saw a guy weaving on the freeway, literally Bouncing off the walls of an off ramp at like 50mph. Called it in with his license plate number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40413195) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 1:18 AM Author: heady high-end stag film Nothing happened because you were never contacted again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40413199) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 11:09 AM Author: jet-lagged piazza dopamine noise complaints it was after 11 and we could hear the music from half a mile away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40414168) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 11:24 AM Author: Razzle Generalized Bond Site Gang of dudes came to the basketball courts and stole everyone’s bikes when I was like 11. We called the cops afterward but nothing came of it.
Not police but I called 911 when my dad was having a heart attack. They came fast and he is ok and doing great now |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 11:26 AM Author: walnut corner Never but one time stopped at an intersection in Philly I watched a big nig get out of the drivers seat of his car, walk around to the passenger side and (think Silvio/Adriana on the sopranos) pull a woman THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW and start throwing her a beating.
Light turned green so I just kept going, but I always wondered if I should have called the cops. I figured someone else probably did. |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 11:30 AM Author: Nubile spot roast beef Some car was weaving between lanes and going 30 mph in a 45 MPH zone. Called the cops and reported the plate as a possible drunk driver. When I drove past the car, it was some woman on her cellphone. I hope she got pulled over and harassed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40414248) |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 8:24 PM Author: Thriller primrose hell reading party literally never.
#abolish |
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Date: June 14th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: abnormal vengeful pozpig faggotry Cops specifically, or 911 in general? I called 911 when a tree fell on my fucking house and knocked out the power lines, starting a fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559644&forum_id=2#40417211) |
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Date: June 15th, 2020 10:18 PM Author: Stimulating Slippery Sanctuary Lettuce fucked 2 russian girls in a WGWAG threesome and one of the girls passed out on my bed so i called the cops on her
the cops came and she magically "woke up" and left. friend stayed behind and i fucked her again ROTLMFAO |