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Do all shortmos wipe standing up?
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:45 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner On an old episode of Joe Rogan he said that he wipes standing up and he was convinced that he would get shit on the back of his shirt if the wiped sitting down. Is this because the is 5' 4"? Does he have to hold up the back of his shirt so it doesn't dangle into the toilet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505833) |
Date: June 27th, 2020 3:46 PM Author: shimmering heady selfie reading party We never sit to begin with - the seat is unclean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505838) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:47 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Do you hover over the seat like women do in public restrooms? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505847) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:49 PM Author: shimmering heady selfie reading party Yeah, in public restrooms. At work or someplace that's not totally disgusting I'll make a nest of toilet paper and sit on that if there aren't the paper rings. Mostly I try to poop at home, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505853) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:53 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Shitting in public restrooms is alpha. Assert your olfactory dominance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505865) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:57 PM Author: shimmering heady selfie reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505871) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:16 PM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker I never understood how people say they just "don't shit in public restroom". Then what do you do when you need to take a shit and are out in public? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505931) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:59 AM Author: Bearded gaming laptop For some reason it always irks me when people casually/habitually use the first-person plural to describe their everyday lives with the implication that they're talking about themselves AND their SO
Perhaps more so when you're talking about literally taking a shit |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: shimmering heady selfie reading party Weird rant. "We" = shortmos here, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40524483) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 8:58 PM Author: Puce casino associate Date: June 27th, 2020 3:46 PM Author: Jim_Kelly
We never sit to begin with - the seat is unclean. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:47 PM Author: spectacular gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505842) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:48 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Do you have one of those asian toilets that's just a hole in the floor that you squat over? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505852) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:50 PM Author: spectacular gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505856) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:53 PM Author: Frum vigorous institution I'm 6'1 and a half and I've always been a stand-to-wipe guy. but I think I've read that standing wipers are the clear minority by something like an 80/20 margin.
why would standing be indicative that a guy's a shortmo? I can't really conceive why they'd be more disposed that way based on physical dimensions, but like I said I've always been in the (apparent) minority for whom standing up to wipe makes complete intuitive sense, whereas remaining sitting makes no sense at all. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:55 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I assumed that shortmos would have to worry about their shirt hanging behind them and they would have to hold to to the side to wipe while sitting so it wasn't dangling next to their hold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505867) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 3:56 PM Author: shimmering heady selfie reading party Setting aside shortmo thing (I'm 5'9.5"), I've always wiped standing up. Apparently sitters think that you will smoosh the poop in your crack, but I stand with a wide gait and get 'er clean. Better than reaching down into the bowl to get at it, risking touching the seat, knocking into the water, not being able to see what you're doing, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505869) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:14 PM Author: slate native personal credit line you cant see what you are doing if you are standing up either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505925) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:56 PM Author: Frum vigorous institution you don't have eyes in the back of your head either way but by standing you can 'see' (know) where your hand is NOT going, i.e., that you have zero risk of plunging it into the bowl. that allows you to wipe more aggressively/freely/vigorously without fear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507372) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 8:59 PM Author: Puce casino associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40524503) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:24 AM Author: Diverse athletic conference idiot False U can see that the toilet paper is free of poop |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:56 PM Author: Frum vigorous institution CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507381) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:03 PM Author: slate native personal credit line I didn't even know there was such thing as a "standing wiper". wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505885) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:04 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Sick people! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505888) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:05 PM Author: slate native personal credit line I thought this thread was just an anti-shortmo joke. Didn't realize this is a real phenomenon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:08 PM Author: Supple generalized bond factory reset button toilet training went horribly wrong all those years ago...but then this whole thread is flame....I think... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505905) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:14 PM Author: slate native personal credit line It has to be flame. No way does anyone actually do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505926) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:16 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I can't find the clip but Rogan absolutely said he is a standing wiper and he was confused as fuck to hear that people wipe while sitting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505928) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:17 PM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker had to have been flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505933) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:24 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner No way the guy is terrible at flame. I wish i could find it, it was like it had never occurred to him before and he was so confused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40505958) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:34 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Found it at 1:02:50 https://youtube.com/watch?v=xtwl-lu6goE |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: Violet Newt Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508431) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:08 PM Author: At-the-ready base Cr I think I’m being flamed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40510220) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:26 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I found an old reddit thread about the episode. I will see if i can find the part where they talk about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/34xfkc/sit_or_stand_while_wiping_your_ass_643_big_jay/ |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker I dont understand how you even wipe your ass while standing. your ass is closed when you stand up. also isn't it weird to have people looking at your face while you are wiping your ass in a stall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506009) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:35 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I don't know, i always figured it was just shortmos. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xtwl-lu6goE At one hour and 3 minutes |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM Author: slate native personal credit line It must be. I've never walked into a public restroom and seen guys heads sticking up from the stalls as they wipe their asses. Seems like that would be a common occurrence if stand wiping was a real thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506038) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:43 PM Author: Sticky Purple Travel Guidebook Who doesnt stand to wipe. Dunking my hand down into the toilet sounds stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506039) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: slate native personal credit line if real, what made you even think to wipe standing up? Also, how do you wipe without your ass being open? When I stand up, my ass closes, and I have no access to it at all.
Do you face the toilet when doing this? Or do you face the front of the stall? Whats it like to see your face in the mirror while your wiping your ass, and to see people walk into the bathroom and make eye contact with them? |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:47 PM Author: Sticky Purple Travel Guidebook I have another hand to spread open my ass. Are you dumb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506055) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:49 PM Author: slate native personal credit line lol so doing this requires "spreading open your ass" with your left hand? JFC. You people are sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506067) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I've never tried it, but I think they like squat down so their cheeks spread a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506059) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:47 AM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker lol wtf? so doing this requires bending over, squatting down and spreading your ass, like you are about to get fucked? seems like that must be tiring if you have a shit that takes a while to wipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508509) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM Author: lilac tattoo area I’ve never thought to sit to wipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40506110) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Pearly Adventurous Stag Film Private Investor i cant tell who is flaming itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507340) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Supple generalized bond factory reset button possibly the rogan thing and the reddit thread were also flames, deliberate hoaxes...if it indeed turns out that large segments of the population are wiping their ass FUCKING STANDING UP, this changes everything! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507446) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:48 AM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker most of the people saying they do it are probably flame, trying to be contrarian, or just perpetuating a hoax. I could see like 1% of weirdos doing this, but not the 30% or whatever that is being claimed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508514) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:48 PM Author: Lascivious glassy market Impossible to tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507344) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:56 PM Author: arousing hyperactive whorehouse earl is going to flip when he sees this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40507378) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:18 AM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Bump for the night crew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508384) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:20 AM Author: Vibrant brethren mad cow disease do you mean stand up in the shower? you should shower after every poop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508390) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:24 AM Author: Diverse athletic conference idiot After? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508414) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner No, some guys apparently stand up before they wipe their ass, and then proceed to wipe while standing. I'm trying to understand why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508418) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:26 AM Author: Vibrant brethren mad cow disease i wash my hold in the shower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508421) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner I see this claim often. What do you do if you have to shit in public? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508425) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: Vibrant brethren mad cow disease try my best to avoid the situation in the first place, but if i must, i'll poop and wipe very well while standing up. i'll shower at the next available opportunity to clean my hold.
if possible i'll wet the toilet paper first |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: Violet Newt Mother Do you standing wipers all wipe from front to back, or back to front? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508434) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:31 AM Author: Vibrant brethren mad cow disease you shouldn't be "wiping" at all. you should push the toilet paper into your sphincter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508445) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:43 AM Author: costumed chapel candlestick maker which part is the back and which is the front? I actually dont do either. I just vigorously rub back and forth. not sure if I start from the back or the front. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508501) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:47 AM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner Back and forth? Bro you need to do consistent strokes in a single direction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508511) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:47 AM Author: Violet Newt Mother Front is obviously balls, back is boipussy.
I don't know a lot about a lot, but I know you're not supposed to vigorously rub in all sorts of directions.
Girls wipe front to back... the line gets blurry with men.
But, I never knew there were standing wipers |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:11 AM Author: Big flickering corner Standing wiper here. No desire to put my hand on a toilet seat or in toilet water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40508779) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:06 PM Author: wonderful home I’m 6’3” and I wipe standing up. Actually taking a shit right now and will standing wipe in a few min. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40510215) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Supple generalized bond factory reset button all the damn pumos are standing wipers...figgers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40511505) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:59 PM Author: curious irate field I just site while lifting my balls with one hand and reach under with the other hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40511520) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: ultramarine appetizing sanctuary gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571541&forum_id=2#40572119) |