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Best way to confront wife about her looks

Met wife when we were 20. Here is the progression (subjectiv...
Rough-skinned milk hairy legs
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I did this once with my wife and we have literally never bee...
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20: 6 23: 10 explain this
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No idea. She was perfect at 23. Aged like Jennifer Aniston. ...
Rough-skinned milk hairy legs
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I don’t think you can say she aged like JA. She’...
Ruby corn cake
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My point is until 25.
Rough-skinned milk hairy legs
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I mean I get what your me trying to say and agree there are ...
Ruby corn cake
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Is this JM?
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Eat a bullet
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So she’s that female body type where all the weight go...
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Yeah it’s horrible. She never had an ass and I’m...
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I do that and she turns it on me like a magician. And now th...
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'fix your fuckin' face, lol'
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#2 might be the answer. I am basically getting depressed bec...
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let me be honest with you, no xo bullshit. you can't make an...
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Work around it how? Cheat? I straight up offered her to fuck...
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What did you reply?
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Problem is when I do that, then my little dude who is smilin...
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Meh that can get shaky with the BAR.
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the fuck is wrong with you man?
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I think he wants you to suggest gay sex.
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xo wife
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This is correct
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Marriage counseling.
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Won’t work. She needs a gym membership.
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What percentage of people do this? Where do you even start?
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It’s JM, just roll with it.
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ok so what's your grand solution here
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I just want her to cover up.
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  07/01/20
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Divorce
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LOOK BITCH LISTEN TO ME ONCE
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Met wife when we were 20. Here is the progression (subjective):

20: 6

23: 10

25: 8

27: 4

30: 2

31 (baby): 1

32: -4

I confronted her at 27 to please workout and that fell on deaf ears. It’s been over a year since we had sex. It’s to the point that I’m not looking for advice on how to get her to workout. She’s a great person and a great mother and cheating is out of the question.

I just want advice on how to confront her to cover up more. I shouldn’t come home from work exhausted when she was home all day with the baby and have to see her disgusting gut, pancake ass, love handles, disgusting legs.

I just want her to cover up so I don’t have to see that. The worst part is that I’m in the best physical shape of my life and I have 20 year old Spanish girls hitting on me and I can’t cheat. I just want my wife to cover up so I can move on with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40524940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Stubborn parlor

I did this once with my wife and we have literally never been close since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40524945)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

You told her to cover up? I walked in and she got up and her shorts were half down and her gut was hanging out and I wanted to fucking puke. Worst part is I love her but I can’t get it up for her. I wake up with a raging hard boner. I had a dream I was banging this cute Puerto Rican chick and I was rubbing up on my wife in the middle of the night. She got excited that I wanted her and then I woke up and wanted to puke. I turned over with no explanation.

Then she blames me for our sex life. I’m in the gym an hour a day and throw $50 of supplements down my throat every month to stay fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40524952)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke

lol my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525086)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: gold cruise ship rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528001)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: Brass dog poop

20: 6

23: 10

explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525025)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: drunken curious athletic conference nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525042)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

No idea. She was perfect at 23. Aged like Jennifer Aniston. Then I don’t know what the fuck happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525050)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: Ruby corn cake

I don’t think you can say she aged like JA. She’s 51 and still smoking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525129)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

My point is until 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525180)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Ruby corn cake

I mean I get what your me trying to say and agree there are lots of chicks who weren’t that hot in HS/college that don’t peak until mid to later 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525273)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:28 PM
Author: mint federal home potus

Is this JM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525030)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: misunderstood gay brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525454)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: 180 idiotic deer antler

OC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526488)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic dun abode private investor

Eat a bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525043)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

Her getting to work out is out of the question? How overweight is she? Like somewhat overweight to where if covered correctly she could look presentable in public? Or hopeless to where it’s embarrassing for your male colleagues to see you with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525045)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Overweight with a fat ass I can take. No ass, guy and fat legs I can’t take. I’m also a legs guy so when I touch her legs and I get a buzz saw or there are pimples all over I’m done.

If I didn’t love her and my kid I would just cheat. But every time I talk to a girl I think of my kid and her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525057)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

So she’s that female body type where all the weight goes to the gut? My sympathies brother - that’s the utter worst. What about dropping $$$ on plastic surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525069)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Yeah it’s horrible. She never had an ass and I’m into Spanish girls (she’s white) so it’s the complete opposite of what I like. But at times her ass was passable and the rest of her body was on point. She’s a disaster now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525085)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

At some point you have to feel bad for them - it’s a genetic curse as brutal as a sub-5’5’’ height for a guy. Once it all starts to go downhill there’s zero way to make it look passable or feminine. The gut makes them look like old Wisconsin linebackers on a 15 year PBR binge—even worse if they have broad shoulders, which seems to usually go along with the fat-gut genetic tendency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525128)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Pearly seedy hunting ground location

You need to make it obvious other chicks wants you while simultaneously body shaming her. Flex and preen in front of her, be like "damn I look good" and then look at her with disgust and walk away. Do this for a few months and shell get the hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525047)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: purple crackhouse

Also get a subscription to some bodybuilding magazines and look at pics of the bodybuilders in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525058)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

I have a stack of Muscle and Fitness all over the house since I was 17. I must have 12 covers of John Cena.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525067)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:52 AM
Author: flushed mischievous pistol

what would john cena do

wwjc do

wwjd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526535)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

I do that and she turns it on me like a magician. And now there is a kid and I work so much that I want my time with him to be enjoyable so I don’t want to fuck up family time for childish bullshit. But I’m horny as fuck. But lll sacrifice that for her to cover up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525062)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: Pearly seedy hunting ground location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525164)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Dashing Azure Weed Whacker Shrine

'fix your fuckin' face, lol'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525048)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525055)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

#2 might be the answer. I am basically getting depressed because I want to fuck bc I’m a man. I can’t even look at her. I can’t bring myself to cheat bc I do love her and I love love love the baby.

But then I find myself looking at porn and I feel guilty and it’s one big mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525070)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525063)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Brass dog poop

let me be honest with you, no xo bullshit. you can't make another person want to better themselves. they'll only resent you for trying. at best, she'll ignore you. at worse she'll cheat on you for validation with some late middle aged chubby chaser and tell herself that you drove her to it by "emotionally abusing" her over her weight. so take the L and work around it. or don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525064)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Work around it how? Cheat? I straight up offered her to fuck whoever she wants and I can fuck whoever I want and she spit her coffee out and said “who did you get that idea from? Your idiot AutoAdmit friends?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525074)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish hell kitty cat

What did you reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525079)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525082)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Problem is when I do that, then my little dude who is smiling at me and laughing will be used against me. “Well then divorce me and I’ll take the baby to South Carolina.”

In a perfect world I want to cheat and get away with it. That won’t work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525091)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525103)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

It’s weird but maybe I have to be more straightforward with chicks that I’m looking to cheat. Pretty much every girl wants a relationship. That will turn bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525117)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525126)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Meh that can get shaky with the BAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525138)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: dead patrolman

the fuck is wrong with you man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525355)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: Hairless wild clown

I think he wants you to suggest gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525455)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:17 PM
Author: dead patrolman

yeah it will... just get your nut off with young latinas ... you're going about this the wrong way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525342)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: gold cruise ship rigpig

Flame jumped shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528016)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: drunken curious athletic conference nibblets

lol. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525097)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring arrogant alpha mother

xo wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526888)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: painfully honest hall cuckold

This is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40530780)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish hell kitty cat

Marriage counseling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525073)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Won’t work. She needs a gym membership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525077)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish hell kitty cat

He says she won't go. He has to put divorce on the table and marriage counseling is the best way to do that.

I'm not optimistic, but marriage counseling will help him file for divorce knowing he put in a good faith effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527998)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: Hairless wild clown

Worst advice in the entire thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce hissy fit dopamine

(divorce lawyer hard up for clients)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526269)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:28 AM
Author: crystalline base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526930)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control boyish hell kitty cat

He needs to try everything and if nothing works then yeah, he should file for divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527984)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Hairless wild clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528802)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Disgusting Carmine Legend Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525081)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge roommate

How much did she gain

Just go down low with a bro just bro’s helping bro’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525096)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

It’s not the gain as much as the weird proportions. A little chunky and nice skin I can deal with 10 times a year. Her legs looks like she has chicken pox. A little chunky with an ass? Maybe I can work that a few times a year. Her ass is a pancake and she somehow managed to have love handles larger than her ass. It’s like they created a player in madden that they knew would fuck with me after we got married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525112)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: sienna hospital coldplay fan

that shit happens after pregnancy. ask her if she's open to skin removal surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525150)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Jesus Christ. Is this why guys cheat? They realize they’re 33 and life is coming to an end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525185)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: sadistic piazza

I don't know, my wife didn't change THAT much after pregnancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527626)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: dead patrolman

tell her to do squats or you're leaving. Then leave if she doesn't get in shape. Or just be normal and fuck the shit out of escorts after work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525363)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

What percentage of people do this? Where do you even start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525422)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Chrome Jap Wagecucks

Keep feeding her till she hits 400. Heart disease will slide and let do. You should have your life back before you’re 50 and then you can scoop up some 35 yo single mom that at least has the sense to keep it tight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525098)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: exciting claret keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525102)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge roommate

How does she feel about everything

Why did she let herself go like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525121)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

It’s hard to explain but it doesn’t phase her. Admittedly she does a lot at home with the baby but she also doesn’t work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525135)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: drunken curious athletic conference nibblets

doing "a lot at home" should burn calories no? are you sure she's doing what she says she's doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525143)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525146)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

She is breast feeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525177)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525250)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Ungodly site organic girlfriend

Kids man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525148)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: sexy doobsian scourge upon the earth casino

pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525228)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: drunken curious athletic conference nibblets

the obvious solution here is to have the kid play sports. she'll be forced to get out of the house and get some daily activity. i have not once seen a soccer mom obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525248)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: diverse temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525356)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: gold cruise ship rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528024)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525394)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: hot range generalized bond

it sounds like you need to start beating her. probably should have started years ago, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525256)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained Henna Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525280)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

I love her I would never do anything against my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525391)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: magical gas station haunted graveyard

This is for your family, u fucking retard

Forget it, you deserve this

Stop offering him help xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526259)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: magical gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526260)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious antidepressant drug goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528028)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: exciting claret keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40525679)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce hissy fit dopamine

Twist: you can cheat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526270)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bonkers doctorate

please don't encourage this man to destroy his family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526496)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bonkers doctorate

damn bro you really gave your wife a "-4"

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526492)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:34 AM
Author: 180 idiotic deer antler

It’s JM, just roll with it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526499)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bonkers doctorate

why don't you encourage her to get healthy and shed the weight instead of making it your goal to have her "cover up more" which would probably only make the issue worse? genuine q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526495)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bonkers doctorate

also she can definitely sense how you're no longer attracted to her and i'm sure that doesn't help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526497)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:34 AM
Author: magical gas station haunted graveyard

LOL

U clearly have never been in a relationship with an American women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526498)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:35 AM
Author: 180 idiotic deer antler

She’s never experienced a live JM thread either... Such a treat to watch this unfold, as always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526501)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring arrogant alpha mother

like watching Michaelangelo start with a blank chunk of marble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526889)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: Startled plaza

As the outlines of a gut and pancake ass begin to form under the strikes of his chisel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528130)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bonkers doctorate

ok so what's your grand solution here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526502)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:48 AM
Author: at-the-ready navy internal respiration

Women don't allow you to criticize their looks in 2020 without dire consequences. Men let them evolve to this current state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526526)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: Lake fighting house knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526786)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:34 AM
Author: Cowardly point hominid

you need to get over this "i can't cheat" thing and come use my mouth like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40526795)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Confused Partner Theater Stage

Drop around a lot of fitter women. Let the group pressure take over. My wife is Polish and the grocery store we go to is mainly Eastern Euro. The level of fucking talent there is amazing. She's thinner now than when we first met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527182)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:39 AM
Author: histrionic boiling water main people

what city is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527818)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: Startled plaza

What grocery store is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528102)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: aggressive chapel striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528806)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: 180 idiotic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528955)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: sienna hospital coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529654)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: painfully honest hall cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529830)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained Henna Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40545322)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: mauve trump supporter meetinghouse

people convinced that staying in shape depends on "working out" are doomed at birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527188)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:57 AM
Author: Tantric coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527533)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: startling glassy ratface idea he suggested

OP, what did you expect?

When you marry a woman, you remove all incentive for her to continue to look good for you. She's no longer trying to "win you over" because you already signed the marriage certificate. Also, are you not aware that men usually marry women at their peak and then it's all down hill from there?

Good luck, but there's really not much you can do at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527212)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: mauve trump supporter meetinghouse

*a low iq woman*

normal people connect the dots between unhealthy eating and all the physical ailments that immediately come with it without even having to get to the long-term ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527236)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:05 AM
Author: startling glassy ratface idea he suggested

Relevance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527243)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: mauve trump supporter meetinghouse

smarter women don't gain weight after 30. its not because theyre trying to look good for their husbands. its because the want to be able to move around at 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527330)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

I just want her to cover up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527846)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Bateful School Cafeteria

Try finding a gym that provides childcare. She'll go just to have some alone time and get away from the kid. Encourage her to do a regular class at the gym so she makes friends with other women/moms to motivate her to show up.

Try to take the kid off her hands for a few hours on the weekends and tell her to go for a walk to get fresh air or go to the gym. Frame it as her needing to get out of the house and away from the kid/do something for herself, not like she needs to work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527328)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: sadistic piazza

This seems reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527621)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser dingle berry

pretty sure if you tell a married woman she has let herself go she'll resent you for rest of her life.....probably cheat on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527637)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Cheating I don’t care at all. She can cheat because i want an excuse to fuck a 20 year old Spanish girl. I actually hope she cheats. I’ve proposed that she cheats. She just laughs and doesn’t believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527841)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser dingle berry

that's mental abuse, brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527863)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:33 PM
Author: Rough-skinned milk hairy legs

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528201)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: gold cruise ship rigpig

Divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40527986)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: gold cruise ship rigpig

Is op disco fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528021)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Beta Step-uncle's House

convert to islam and make her wear a burka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40528214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Lemon glittery institution

welcome to the club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529766)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: violet haunting parlour

LOOK BITCH LISTEN TO ME ONCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529836)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: painfully honest hall cuckold

Just hang out with thin chicks all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529844)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: high-end onyx circlehead

tell her to lose weight or you'll sit on her fucking dumb face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2#40529853)