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ITT: poast the funniest racist “jokes” you know

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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  07/05/20
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  07/05/20
I like my coffee like my women Ground up and in the freez...
wonderful faggot firefighter filthpig
  07/05/20
I like my coffee like my women: flat white
Insecure painfully honest business firm new version
  07/07/20
a polack walks into a bar with a big clump of SHIT in his ha...
Comical haunted graveyard
  07/05/20
Loling IRL, 180
Gaped Crimson Lodge
  07/05/20
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Aphrodisiac lake casino
  07/05/20
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massive drunken cuckold menage
  07/05/20
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hot national
  07/06/20
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Cracking Olive Bawdyhouse
  07/05/20
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wonderful faggot firefighter filthpig
  07/05/20
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yellow stead
  07/05/20
rofl
floppy trust fund heaven
  07/05/20
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Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/05/20
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honey-headed provocative water buffalo
  07/05/20
LMAO why is this so funny
carnelian soul-stirring kitty cat
  07/05/20
The visual.
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/06/20
this is a good one
Ungodly Ticket Booth Philosopher-king
  07/06/20
loled
umber nudist parlor trump supporter
  07/06/20
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tantric international law enforcement agency azn
  07/06/20
Why is this joke funny in the US? Genuine question.
orange indian lodge
  07/07/20
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Green Station
  08/30/20
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lascivious peach twinkling uncleanness market
  07/01/22
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
a guy walks into a bar and yells “hey anyone want to h...
purple ratface famous landscape painting
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
How many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Five...
copper deranged striped hyena
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: how many niggers does it take to tar a roof? A: depend...
Heady state boltzmann
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
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copper deranged striped hyena
  07/05/20
Are you from NY/NJ? I heard this exact joke about Puerto ...
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/05/20
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copper deranged striped hyena
  07/05/20
You are probably right they sub in Mexicans. The PR thing wa...
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/06/20
There was once this pretty, yellow skinned colored girl with...
brindle odious partner area
  07/05/20
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
shimmering vengeful stain sanctuary
  07/05/20
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copper deranged striped hyena
  07/05/20
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Ungodly Ticket Booth Philosopher-king
  07/06/20
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Hateful Trip Range
  02/21/23
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why don’t polish chicks use vibrators? A: They t...
fragrant son of senegal
  07/05/20
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Excitant Old Irish Cottage
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: What do you call a Paki on a bicycle? A: Dirt bike.
yellow stead
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q:whats better than 1000 dead jews? A: 1 MILLIOn dead jew...
Multi-colored Stage
  07/05/20
Q: How do you get a Polack out of a tree? A: Wave.
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/05/20
I thought I might have some Native American ancestry, but af...
pale telephone field
  07/05/20
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beady-eyed plum immigrant
  07/06/20
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histrionic bat shit crazy hall
  07/06/20
Q: How did the Polack fall out of the tree? A: He was rakin...
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why did God make niggers stink? A: So blind people cou...
Excitant Old Irish Cottage
  07/05/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: Why do kikes have big noses? A: Because air’s fr...
Excitant Old Irish Cottage
  07/05/20
Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill a mick? A: None
Walnut Idea He Suggested
  07/05/20
969584858448
Excitant Old Irish Cottage
  07/05/20
180
Multi-colored Stage
  07/05/20
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ivory dingle berry
  07/06/20
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marvelous ladyboy doctorate
  07/06/20
oof
umber nudist parlor trump supporter
  07/06/20
oh shit
tantric international law enforcement agency azn
  07/06/20
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vermilion fortuitous meteor
  02/21/23
The Holocaust
sable kink-friendly reading party sex offender
  07/05/20
A joke on so many levels even if partly true.
orange indian lodge
  07/07/20
how do you say fuck you in yiddish? "trust me"
At-the-ready death wish pistol
  07/05/20
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Mahogany Exhilarant Locus
  07/06/20
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purple ratface famous landscape painting
  07/06/20
excellent
orange indian lodge
  07/07/20
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flickering legal warrant voyeur
  07/01/22
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? the...
Boyish Brunch Chad
  07/05/20
lmaolmaolmao
Crawly keepsake machete
  07/05/20
they only had four pickup trucks
histrionic bat shit crazy hall
  07/06/20
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the mid...
Mahogany Exhilarant Locus
  07/06/20
Look, I love jokes...
razzle-dazzle private investor
  07/06/20
Two fags discover a magic lamp on the beach. They take it ho...
histrionic bat shit crazy hall
  07/06/20
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beady-eyed plum immigrant
  07/06/20
does the genie not understand the difference between hung an...
ivory dingle berry
  07/06/20
genie is in shitlaw
contagious personal credit line goal in life
  07/06/20
yeah, he went to a TTT, has no contextual ability
histrionic bat shit crazy hall
  07/07/20
The genie is Christina Aguilera
marvelous ladyboy doctorate
  07/06/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
LOL
Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse
  07/06/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
Q: What has two arms, two legs and goes "Ho de do! Ho d...
Supple clear marketing idea
  07/06/20
Second poast ITT idiot
rusted talking sound barrier
  07/06/20
fuck
Supple clear marketing idea
  07/06/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
A gay couple adopts a baby. The baby is sleeping soundly as ...
Supple clear marketing idea
  07/06/20
What’s the worst part of being a black jew? Having ...
razzle light library candlestick maker
  07/06/20
Why should you never invite Hitler to your barbecue? Beca...
razzle light library candlestick maker
  07/06/20
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umber nudist parlor trump supporter
  08/30/20
Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War? Because ev...
razzle light library candlestick maker
  07/06/20
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Excitant Old Irish Cottage
  07/07/20
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Chartreuse point
  07/07/20
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At-the-ready death wish pistol
  07/07/20
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navy charismatic temple
  07/09/20
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  08/30/20
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  02/21/23
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vermilion fortuitous meteor
  02/21/23
Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists? Because a...
razzle light library candlestick maker
  07/06/20
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  08/30/20
Q: What did the black teenager get on the SAT? A: Barbecu...
Aqua dilemma jew
  07/07/20
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  08/30/20
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  07/01/22
Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? So they have ...
Hateful Trip Range
  02/21/23
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a pe...
Hateful Trip Range
  02/21/23
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  02/21/23
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mauve love of her life milk
  02/21/23
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a ...
Hateful Trip Range
  02/21/23
Q: What’s the sad thing about 4 black guys in a Cadill...
know-it-all location
  02/21/23
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Gaped Crimson Lodge
  11/30/23
Did you hear about the new scholarship endowed by Richard Pr...
Mahogany Exhilarant Locus
  03/13/25


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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: wonderful faggot firefighter filthpig

I like my coffee like my women

Ground up and in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552062)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: Insecure painfully honest business firm new version

I like my coffee like my women:

flat white

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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Comical haunted graveyard

a polack walks into a bar with a big clump of SHIT in his hands. he looks at the bartender and says "hey, look what I almost stepped in!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552079)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge

Loling IRL, 180

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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lake casino



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: massive drunken cuckold menage



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: hot national



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: Cracking Olive Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:31 PM
Author: wonderful faggot firefighter filthpig



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: yellow stead



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:07 PM
Author: floppy trust fund heaven

rofl

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: honey-headed provocative water buffalo



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring kitty cat

LMAO why is this so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553122)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

The visual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555178)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:18 AM
Author: Ungodly Ticket Booth Philosopher-king

this is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554449)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM
Author: umber nudist parlor trump supporter

loled

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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: tantric international law enforcement agency azn



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:54 AM
Author: orange indian lodge

Why is this joke funny in the US? Genuine question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560421)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Green Station



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: lascivious peach twinkling uncleanness market



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:36 PM
Author: purple ratface famous landscape painting

a guy walks into a bar and yells “hey anyone want to hear a good polish joke?” the bartender grunts and says “hey this is a polish bar” and the guy replies “oh in that case i will tell it VERY slowly”

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: copper deranged striped hyena

How many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, four to turn the ladder he’s standing on until it’s tight.

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Heady state boltzmann

Q: how many niggers does it take to tar a roof?

A: depends how thin your slice them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552136)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: copper deranged striped hyena



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:22 PM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

Are you from NY/NJ?

I heard this exact joke about Puerto Ricans growing up, but never since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552329)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: copper deranged striped hyena



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

You are probably right they sub in Mexicans. The PR thing was a dead giveaway to where you grew up though. DEAD GIVEAWAY!

Just out of curiousity, NY or NJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555172)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: brindle odious partner area

There was once this pretty, yellow skinned colored girl with good hair, and she had two bucks who wanted to date her.

The first buck was handsome, tall, and lean with perfect white teeth. The other one was short and stumpy with buckshot hair. He was black as night - so black he was blue.

The young colored girl was considerate and a lady, and not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings, she told the two bucks that she would go out with the one who could win a race of one lap around the track (thinking of course the tall and athletic buck would win).

The two bucks lined up at the track and she said GO! Sure enough the handsome and lean buck opened up a lead before the first curve. Suddenly, in his effort and struggle to keep up, the stumpy black boy's cock slipped from his gym shorts, and it slapped the side of his thigh like a loose hose down near his knee.

Across the track you could hear the colored girl start screaming "Cut across Shorty! Cut across!"



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Date: July 5th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: shimmering vengeful stain sanctuary

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?

A: My bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552187)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: copper deranged striped hyena



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:19 AM
Author: Ungodly Ticket Booth Philosopher-king



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Date: February 21st, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Range



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: fragrant son of senegal

Q: Why don’t polish chicks use vibrators?

A: They tried, but it wasn’t worth all the chipped teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552247)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: yellow stead

Q: What do you call a Paki on a bicycle?

A: Dirt bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552254)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored Stage

Q:whats better than 1000 dead jews?

A: 1 MILLIOn dead jews!

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:23 PM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

Q: How do you get a Polack out of a tree?

A: Wave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552338)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: pale telephone field

I thought I might have some Native American ancestry, but after my 23andMe report, it turns out I'm just a drunk who sleeps in a tent.

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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed plum immigrant



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy hall

180

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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:41 PM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

Q: How did the Polack fall out of the tree?

A: He was raking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552427)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage

Q: Why did God make niggers stink?

A: So blind people could hate them too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552604)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage

Q: Why do kikes have big noses?

A: Because air’s free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552638)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:56 PM
Author: Walnut Idea He Suggested

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill a mick?

A: None

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552756)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage

969584858448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552758)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552826)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: ivory dingle berry



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:53 AM
Author: marvelous ladyboy doctorate



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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:56 PM
Author: umber nudist parlor trump supporter

oof

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Date: July 6th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: tantric international law enforcement agency azn

oh shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40556225)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: vermilion fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:08 PM
Author: sable kink-friendly reading party sex offender

The Holocaust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40552832)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: orange indian lodge

A joke on so many levels even if partly true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560455)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready death wish pistol

how do you say fuck you in yiddish? "trust me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553110)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Mahogany Exhilarant Locus



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: purple ratface famous landscape painting



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Date: July 7th, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: orange indian lodge

excellent

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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: flickering legal warrant voyeur



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: Boyish Brunch Chad

why were there only 3000 mexicans fighting at the alamo? they only took four cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553119)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Crawly keepsake machete

lmaolmaolmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553125)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:17 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy hall

they only had four pickup trucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554448)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Mahogany Exhilarant Locus

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead nigger in the middle of the road?

A: The dog has skid marks in front of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40553929)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor

Look, I love jokes...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554433)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:21 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy hall

Two fags discover a magic lamp on the beach. They take it home to decide what they should wish for. That night, the door to their home bursts open, and it's the KKK!

The Klansmen haul them out and start to string them up from the nearest tree. One of the fags is sobbing uncontrollably and the other shouts at him "What did you wish for?"

The sobbing faggot screams, as the noose is put around his neck: "I'm so sorry! I just wished we were hung like niggers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40554451)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed plum immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555119)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: ivory dingle berry

does the genie not understand the difference between hung and hanged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555145)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: contagious personal credit line goal in life

genie is in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555154)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 6:06 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy hall

yeah, he went to a TTT, has no contextual ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40559805)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: marvelous ladyboy doctorate

The genie is Christina Aguilera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555161)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964715)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression Whorehouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555175)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Supple clear marketing idea

Q: What has two arms, two legs and goes "Ho de do! Ho de do!"?

A: A black guy running for the elevator.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555177)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: rusted talking sound barrier

Second poast ITT idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555432)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: Supple clear marketing idea

fuck

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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964712)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Supple clear marketing idea

A gay couple adopts a baby. The baby is sleeping soundly as their friend visits.

"Wow! What's your secret?" she asks. "My baby is always crying!"

"Oh, ours too" says the gay dude. "Wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40555451)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: razzle light library candlestick maker

What’s the worst part of being a black jew?

Having to sit at the back of the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557180)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: razzle light library candlestick maker

Why should you never invite Hitler to your barbecue?

Because he burns all the Franks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557193)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: umber nudist parlor trump supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: razzle light library candlestick maker

Why did so many blacks die in the Vietnam War?

Because every time they heard someone yell “Get Down!” they all jumped up and started dancing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557202)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:58 AM
Author: Excitant Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40560120)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse point



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready death wish pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40561493)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: navy charismatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40572766)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:18 AM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40837803)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964569)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: vermilion fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964700)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: razzle light library candlestick maker

Why are there so few Mexican Olympic medalists?

Because all the ones who are great at running, jumping and swimming are in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40557221)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40837817)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: Aqua dilemma jew

Q: What did the black teenager get on the SAT?

A: Barbecue sauce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#40559888)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964692)



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Date: August 30th, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: July 1st, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Range

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?

So they have something to unwrap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964609)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Range

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jews fighting over a penny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964611)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: mauve love of her life milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964694)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:02 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Range

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do?

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964614)



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Date: February 21st, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: know-it-all location

Q: What’s the sad thing about 4 black guys in a Cadillac driving off a cliff?

A: They were my friends :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#45964633)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Gaped Crimson Lodge



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Date: March 13th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Mahogany Exhilarant Locus

Did you hear about the new scholarship endowed by Richard Pryor?

The Ignited Negro College Fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4577284&forum_id=2#48746350)