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$750k but you can only eat at subway for the rest of your life

cookies, subs, chips, soda, pretty much whatever you want. ...
puce pozpig brunch
  07/06/20
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puce pozpig brunch
  07/06/20
i dont want to starve to death a decade or two from now, no ...
lime circlehead
  07/06/20
yes
Violent ruby step-uncle's house degenerate
  07/06/20
LJL, this is a ripoff, I could buy 150,000 $5 sandwiches at ...
vigorous indian lodge alpha
  07/06/20
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puce pozpig brunch
  07/06/20
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Glittery swollen locus
  07/07/20
But where will I get $750k
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  07/06/20
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coral multi-billionaire
  07/06/20
why was this not the first response
Charismatic feces travel guidebook
  07/07/20
No, seeing as food is one of the few pleasures available to ...
Rebellious nudist patrolman
  07/06/20
which are the pleasures not available to you?
mustard impertinent hominid
  07/06/20
the flesh
Rebellious nudist patrolman
  07/07/20
i wouldnt do that for 10 million
bearded vivacious stage
  07/06/20
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underhanded lascivious office headpube
  07/06/20
$750K is too low. For $3M I would.
Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/06/20
I would do it for $1mm if I could add my own bacon, because ...
federal clown
  07/07/20
what's the contingency if subway goes out of business
canary wrinkle
  07/06/20
If they go out of business, youll have to eat at the other m...
puce pozpig brunch
  07/06/20
schlotzkys
Umber background story
  07/07/20
Togo's would be much more tolerable.
yapping stag film dysfunction
  07/07/20
cr. togos for $1.5 mil might be worth it
puce pozpig brunch
  07/07/20
hdy
coral multi-billionaire
  07/07/20
if you're in Vegas or Florida can it be Earl of Sandwich
brindle stirring area messiness
  07/07/20
Do you have to eat all the meals at Subway or can you get th...
metal dead filthpig
  07/06/20
You can eat them anywhere.
puce pozpig brunch
  07/06/20
no fucking way. i think $2.75M would be hard to pass.
flickering lake nowag
  07/06/20
750k for life is a no. 150k per year, payable on Jan. 1 the...
buck-toothed ultramarine station antidepressant drug
  07/06/20
you could quit your job obviously. you figure $150K with zer...
flickering lake nowag
  07/06/20
subway will go out of business when the world runs out of in...
primrose parlor mental disorder
  07/07/20
lol no
Adventurous meetinghouse
  07/06/20
Fuck no asshole. Jared got a better deal than that.
Fear-inspiring police squad box office
  07/06/20
...
canary wrinkle
  07/06/20
if you've got 40 years of life expectancy left, to say "...
canary wrinkle
  07/06/20
plus what you pay for food
mind-boggling jade spot factory reset button
  07/07/20
probably less if you eat 100% subway
tantric useless brakes
  07/07/20
No way. Good food is one of life's greatest joys. And $750K ...
Silver appetizing parlour water buffalo
  07/07/20
Bro considering something you put in your body to be "o...
Confused twisted garrison black woman
  07/07/20
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Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/07/20
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pearl voyeur digit ratio
  07/07/20
Yes
Confused twisted garrison black woman
  07/07/20
180
puce pozpig brunch
  07/07/20
b
Clear nofapping field
  07/07/20
I would quickly throw out the bread and just eat the topping...
Charismatic feces travel guidebook
  07/07/20
spinach, tomatoes, olives, peppers. you could eat healthy fo...
Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/07/20
I mentioned pesticide poisoning, didn't I?
Charismatic feces travel guidebook
  07/07/20
you think Subway is less careful with that stuff than 99% of...
Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/07/20
This was basically Jared’s deal but he could also fuck...
French Business Firm
  07/07/20
I would like to swap the $750K for this if possible
Charismatic feces travel guidebook
  07/07/20
where do I sign up
blue trust fund
  07/07/20
They just recently discontinued the roast beef and the rotis...
amber cerebral pervert den
  07/07/20
Figured no one ordered roast beef there. Lmao
puce pozpig brunch
  07/07/20
They killed it because beef prices are soaring under covid. ...
amber cerebral pervert den
  07/07/20
CR what kind of freak orders disgusting roast beef at subway...
pearl voyeur digit ratio
  07/07/20
The Subway Club was the best thing they had on the menu
amber cerebral pervert den
  07/07/20
that "Bloomington Bathouse" lib is one weird mothe...
Violent ruby step-uncle's house degenerate
  07/07/20
I think it's a deal.
Bossy University
  07/07/20
hard pass
big-titted wonderful rehab
  07/07/20
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House-broken low-t tank
  07/07/20
use the $ to buy a subway franchise and then cook whatever y...
Costumed Pisswyrm Gaming Laptop
  07/07/20
(loophole masterman)
canary wrinkle
  07/07/20
One year later the audit team behind the dispersal of the fu...
Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/07/20
one weird trick
lime circlehead
  07/08/20
...
High-end main people trailer park
  07/08/20
Real twist is if subways close in America and you're forced ...
sooty dopamine
  07/08/20
at that point just buy a franchise and put it wherever you w...
Autistic Iridescent Market
  07/08/20
No
Magenta Doobsian Point
  07/08/20
For $750k per year, sure. I’d just open up a franchis...
Pale Floppy Hell Codepig
  07/08/20
holy shit brilliant strategy
tantric useless brakes
  07/08/20
I'd never do it. Love food too much, it's one of life's grea...
white odious wagecucks
  07/08/20
youd be crazy to pass up one of the most varied and healthy ...
sooty dopamine
  07/08/20


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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

cookies, subs, chips, soda, pretty much whatever you want.

cr or pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558444)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: puce pozpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558453)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: lime circlehead

i dont want to starve to death a decade or two from now, no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558456)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Violent ruby step-uncle's house degenerate

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558459)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge alpha

LJL, this is a ripoff, I could buy 150,000 $5 sandwiches at that pricepoint. That's 136 years of sandwiches, so why would I pay $750K upfront. And that's before factoring in the time value of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558462)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:17 PM
Author: puce pozpig brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558984)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: arousing bespoke base dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559419)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: brass tanning salon round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559499)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 5:44 AM
Author: Glittery swollen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559782)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: copper alcoholic coffee pot

But where will I get $750k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558466)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: coral multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558987)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Charismatic feces travel guidebook

why was this not the first response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559406)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: Rebellious nudist patrolman

No, seeing as food is one of the few pleasures available to me in this life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40558992)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: mustard impertinent hominid

which are the pleasures not available to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559003)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Rebellious nudist patrolman

the flesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559266)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: bearded vivacious stage

i wouldnt do that for 10 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559001)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: underhanded lascivious office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559016)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market

$750K is too low. For $3M I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559006)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: federal clown

I would do it for $1mm if I could add my own bacon, because that refrigerated shit is terrible. Also would want to add some diet soda that's not Pepsi or whatever their fountain stuff is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559300)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:23 PM
Author: canary wrinkle

what's the contingency if subway goes out of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559013)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:31 PM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

If they go out of business, youll have to eat at the other major prole sub chain in your area. Would be Togo’s in California

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559049)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Umber background story

schlotzkys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559252)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: yapping stag film dysfunction

Togo's would be much more tolerable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559283)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:42 AM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

cr. togos for $1.5 mil might be worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559346)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: coral multi-billionaire

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559677)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 4:27 AM
Author: brindle stirring area messiness

if you're in Vegas or Florida can it be Earl of Sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559749)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:28 PM
Author: metal dead filthpig

Do you have to eat all the meals at Subway or can you get them to go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559040)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:31 PM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

You can eat them anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559054)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: flickering lake nowag

no fucking way. i think $2.75M would be hard to pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559048)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed ultramarine station antidepressant drug

750k for life is a no. 150k per year, payable on Jan. 1 the following year if you can manage it, I would agree. What happens if Subway goes out of business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559076)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:40 PM
Author: flickering lake nowag

you could quit your job obviously. you figure $150K with zero food expenses. hope your wife and kids like sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559087)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: primrose parlor mental disorder

subway will go out of business when the world runs out of indian subcontinent immigrants to sell franchises to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559618)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Adventurous meetinghouse

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559078)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad box office

Fuck no asshole. Jared got a better deal than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559148)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: canary wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559165)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: canary wrinkle

if you've got 40 years of life expectancy left, to say "no" you'd have to value food variety at more than $18,750/year.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559168)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling jade spot factory reset button

plus what you pay for food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559347)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: tantric useless brakes

probably less if you eat 100% subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40560039)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Silver appetizing parlour water buffalo

No way. Good food is one of life's greatest joys. And $750K over a whole lifetime isn't going to give me much more enjoyment than I'd otherwise have (especially if I can't even spend it on food and I can't spend my free time enjoying meals with people)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559273)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:47 AM
Author: Confused twisted garrison black woman

Bro considering something you put in your body to be "one of life's greatest joys" strongly indicates latent or overt homosexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559356)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559416)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: pearl voyeur digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559596)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: Confused twisted garrison black woman

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559351)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559353)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:03 AM
Author: Clear nofapping field

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559404)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Charismatic feces travel guidebook

I would quickly throw out the bread and just eat the toppings and the cold cuts, and also quickly would die from sodium nitrite and pesticide poisoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559410)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market

spinach, tomatoes, olives, peppers. you could eat healthy for most days of the week you low-impulse-control glutton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559417)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: Charismatic feces travel guidebook

I mentioned pesticide poisoning, didn't I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559425)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market

you think Subway is less careful with that stuff than 99% of packaged sellers at grocery stores?

every time you eat you're ingesting harmful chemicals. it's part of modern life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559431)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: French Business Firm

This was basically Jared’s deal but he could also fuck underage girls so I’d hold out for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559427)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: Charismatic feces travel guidebook

I would like to swap the $750K for this if possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559429)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: blue trust fund

where do I sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559430)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: amber cerebral pervert den

They just recently discontinued the roast beef and the rotisserie chicken. No more Subway Club either, that had roast beef on it.

This would have been a much more reasonable hypo prior to them getting rid of those items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559528)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:52 AM
Author: puce pozpig brunch

Figured no one ordered roast beef there. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559530)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: amber cerebral pervert den

They killed it because beef prices are soaring under covid.

Similar story with the rotisserie chicken. The rotisserie chicken was actual chicken; the "chicken" they put on the Chicken Bacon Ranch isn't 100% chicken, it's some chicken-soy abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559551)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: pearl voyeur digit ratio

CR what kind of freak orders disgusting roast beef at subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559597)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: amber cerebral pervert den

The Subway Club was the best thing they had on the menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559603)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 5:48 AM
Author: Violent ruby step-uncle's house degenerate

that "Bloomington Bathouse" lib is one weird motherfucker.

him and the "defiant Hava Nagila/defiant haka" lib are the worst false flag libs on this site, even worse than the "proles in Owsley county KY" fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559784)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: Bossy University

I think it's a deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559544)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: big-titted wonderful rehab

hard pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559545)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 3:17 AM
Author: House-broken low-t tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559683)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Costumed Pisswyrm Gaming Laptop

use the $ to buy a subway franchise and then cook whatever you want in the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40559973)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: canary wrinkle

(loophole masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40561150)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 11:33 PM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market

One year later the audit team behind the dispersal of the funds discovers that you fought the hypo and ceases further payments. Now you're left with a Subway franchise and so you try to make that work but like most Subway franchisees you realize it's impossible and soon you're in debt and you put a gun into your mouth and your last thought is "why oh why did I have to be such a rat-faced man?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40565395)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: lime circlehead

one weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568209)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: High-end main people trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568400)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: sooty dopamine

Real twist is if subways close in America and you're forced to move to Bangladesh or Papua new Guinea to eat at the world's last remaining franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568314)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Autistic Iridescent Market

at that point just buy a franchise and put it wherever you want to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568332)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Magenta Doobsian Point

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568418)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Pale Floppy Hell Codepig

For $750k per year, sure. I’d just open up a franchise and cook whatever I wanted instead of letting the bottom-rung sandwich artists ruin my food.

Travel would be the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568472)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: tantric useless brakes

holy shit brilliant strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568676)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:49 PM
Author: white odious wagecucks

I'd never do it. Love food too much, it's one of life's greatest pleasures.

I might take the money if the hypo was I had to fuck the same objective 5 for the rest of my life (because I'm already doing that).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4578040&forum_id=2#40568712)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: sooty dopamine

youd be crazy to pass up one of the most varied and healthy menus of all american restaurants.

oven roasted chicken with grill marks

chicken teriyaki with no shortage of sauces

veggie delite (get the extra lettuce and tomatoes)

piping hot fresh baked bread and that trademark aroma which would eventualy permeate all of your clothes and hair

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