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Why does ARE Reptile have such a low IQ?

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Sooty library
  07/08/20
He is, by a country mile, the worst poaster here.
supple state
  07/08/20
(close 2nd)
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
idk if it's that close. ARE reptile seems incapable of even ...
violent 180 immigrant
  07/08/20
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narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
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adventurous slippery garrison
  07/08/20
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supple state
  07/08/20
(nyuug)
laughsome flatulent principal's office gaping
  07/08/20
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narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
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light bearded alpha resort
  07/08/20
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cheese-eating potus
  07/08/20
he's either extraordinarily retarded or a great flame artist
Silver tantric dragon
  07/08/20
it's doobs.
Ruddy center
  07/08/20
I work 16 hours a day. I post in short violent burst of utte...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
you've never been to russia and you've never shot a gun. plu...
Sooty library
  07/08/20
Sure thing, bro.
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
plus he's a back office prole
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
I do everything from work on bank resolution planning to ove...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
this is all woman’s work. it’s make work bullshi...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
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Scarlet menage digit ratio
  07/08/20
Like right now Im working on Compliance approval for dissolv...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
u sure are proud of your menial little role as a back office...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
he owns $60k watches!
Silver tantric dragon
  07/08/20
Remember when he leased a Kia for 3 months and then leased a...
Sooty library
  07/08/20
Still have the Kia. Bought and sold the Porsche for a profit...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
you leased a Porsche and made money? ljl
Sooty library
  07/08/20
I bought a Porsche from a dude going through a divorce. I di...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
maybe this is the financial vehicle he invented while clerki...
Silver tantric dragon
  07/08/20
I did in fact invent an insurance product. I never said I cl...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
did you claim to be his law partner after you were an associ...
Silver tantric dragon
  07/08/20
The head of bank resolution planning here made $437k last ye...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
this is woman’s work
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
Yet somehow basically all the MD roles are filled by men.......
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
sorry you’re a risk averse low iq faggot
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
i thought u made more than this
Hideous Theater Headpube
  07/08/20
he’s persistent. he posts nonsense that nobody respond...
razzle opaque piazza
  07/08/20
what fat dumb office admins are to doctors, compliance &ldqu...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
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supple state
  07/08/20
Guy posting this in the same week that DB paid the NYS DFS $...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
do u think HR officers are alpha heroes when u see companies...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
HR doesnt have anything to do with any of that. HR is a pure...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
you have such a low iq. it’s really remarkable. i&rsqu...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
Cool, bro. Just remember to discuss 1st, 2nd and 3rd line co...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
i’m front office. i would never have to stoop that low...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20
Cool story, bro. Enjoy selling notes to WM clients who think...
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
He claimed to own a condo in Brighton Beach and once showed ...
supple state
  07/08/20
LJL. No.
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
Inbreeding
Sexy cracking roommate kitchen
  07/08/20
we're all jealous of his high paying fast paced broker deale...
Demanding Location Turdskin
  07/08/20
spritezero getting needlessly mad itt. hilarious and brutall...
Scarlet menage digit ratio
  07/08/20
lawyers seem to have some kind of hatred for compliance dwee...
Demanding Location Turdskin
  07/08/20
They want my job but cant have it. Sucks for them.
Khaki charismatic rehab idiot
  07/08/20
lol yeah. i have to deal w compliance “people” o...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  07/08/20


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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:49 PM
Author: Sooty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568713)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:50 PM
Author: supple state

He is, by a country mile, the worst poaster here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568717)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

(close 2nd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568742)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: violent 180 immigrant

idk if it's that close. ARE reptile seems incapable of even talking like a human being, Upset Jew just makes bad jokes. but yeah definitely second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568756)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568848)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: adventurous slippery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568864)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: supple state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568869)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: laughsome flatulent principal's office gaping

(nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568871)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568901)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: light bearded alpha resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569262)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570547)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Silver tantric dragon

he's either extraordinarily retarded or a great flame artist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568886)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Ruddy center

it's doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568897)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

I work 16 hours a day. I post in short violent burst of utter flame. You are expecting quality where I can not afford the time to dedicate to quality so you get quantity instead. Very Russian approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568923)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Sooty library

you've never been to russia and you've never shot a gun. plus you're short and bald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568931)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Sure thing, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568947)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

plus he's a back office prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568950)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

I do everything from work on bank resolution planning to oversee trade surveillance escalation calls. Mother fucker -- I just approved a deck on 18 SAR reports in June that's going to the full board. As CCO I am what keeps half these fuckers out of prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568965)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

this is all woman’s work. it’s make work bullshit rule following. it doesn’t matter how much busy work you’re in charge of, it’s still busy work. this is like bragging about what an important HR officer u are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568996)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet menage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569148)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Like right now Im working on Compliance approval for dissolving an LLC in TTT Delaware. Its a significant entity for bank resolution planning so I have to inform the Fed and do all sort of Compliance stuff. Needless to say this means there will be many canned Red Dawn poasts today as I need to vent about the Fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568942)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

u sure are proud of your menial little role as a back office cog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568955)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Silver tantric dragon

he owns $60k watches!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568969)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:20 PM
Author: Sooty library

Remember when he leased a Kia for 3 months and then leased a Porsche for 2 weeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568975)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Still have the Kia. Bought and sold the Porsche for a profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568987)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Sooty library

you leased a Porsche and made money? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568995)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

I bought a Porsche from a dude going through a divorce. I didnt lease a Porsche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569001)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Silver tantric dragon

maybe this is the financial vehicle he invented while clerking for gorsuch. ONE WEIRD TRICK to lease a car and make a profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569002)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

I did in fact invent an insurance product. I never said I clerked for Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569010)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Silver tantric dragon

did you claim to be his law partner after you were an associate at QE? i lose track. gorsuch is somewhere in that bunch of flame horseshit you've posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569038)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

The head of bank resolution planning here made $437k last year. I know because he is also the head of our Futures Commission Merchant Compliance program so under CFTC rules his comp package requires annual board approval and as a board member I vote on it's approval. You can only wish you do shit this menial. He's also my natural replacement for when I stroke out dead at my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568983)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

this is woman’s work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569000)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Yet somehow basically all the MD roles are filled by men....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569003)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

sorry you’re a risk averse low iq faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569011)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: Hideous Theater Headpube

i thought u made more than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570515)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: razzle opaque piazza

he’s persistent. he posts nonsense that nobody responds to and commits to his schtick. that’s the sort of autism I support and appreciate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569015)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

what fat dumb office admins are to doctors, compliance “execs” are to bankers and traders. they’re not even at nurse level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569053)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: supple state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569057)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Guy posting this in the same week that DB paid the NYS DFS $150 million over Epstein all because their bankers thought exactly like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569068)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

do u think HR officers are alpha heroes when u see companies get sued for discrimination or harassment? every real man in your organization (paid more than u by the way, bc they generate revenue) thinks you’re spineless subhuman scum, and wonders how a “man” is willing to do that job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569086)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

HR doesnt have anything to do with any of that. HR is a purely admin function. Compliance is a line function. It can be both 1st and 2nd line depending on area. Revenue generation in banking is like selling knives. They get respect only because of the dollar amounts involved but its still filthy stinking sales. Anyway, regulatory compliance work outside of surveillance and KYC is entirely attorney work. No one without a JD is talking to the Fed about bank resolution planning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569096)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

you have such a low iq. it’s really remarkable. i’m glad you enjoy being immersed in shit, but say it tastes like ice cream because it’s associated with “fancy” credentials and institutions like “jd” and “the fed”. like the average woman, u lack in capacity to analyze things on a substantive level, but instead are blinded by glittering superficialities that make your fat, hairy, low paid twat tingle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569147)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:00 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Cool, bro. Just remember to discuss 1st, 2nd and 3rd line controls when doing your compliance interview. We like compliance folks who can talk in audit terms -- helps with the interacting with internal audit which is a solid % of any compliance job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569223)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

i’m front office. i would never have to stoop that low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569229)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

Cool story, bro. Enjoy selling notes to WM clients who think you are basically the My Pillow guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569237)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: supple state

He claimed to own a condo in Brighton Beach and once showed a pic of some decrepit looking studio (which he likely rents)

He then claimed to have moved to Jacksonville where he kept a "vacation apartment"

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569063)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

LJL. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569072)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Sexy cracking roommate kitchen

Inbreeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569065)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Demanding Location Turdskin

we're all jealous of his high paying fast paced broker dealer compliance gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569158)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: Scarlet menage digit ratio

spritezero getting needlessly mad itt. hilarious and brutally accurate but remind me not to piss that guy off lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569187)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: Demanding Location Turdskin

lawyers seem to have some kind of hatred for compliance dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569189)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: Khaki charismatic rehab idiot

They want my job but cant have it. Sucks for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569213)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

lol yeah. i have to deal w compliance “people” occasionally and they really suck

i threw a cup coffee in ones direction once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569207)