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Chief Rabbi Of Israel: UJtp's Reform Judaism "FAKE & FALSIFIED JUDAISM" #TMF
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:00 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale Chief Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef has issued an all out attack on Reform Judaism, describing it as “fake” and “falsified Judaism,” while also casting aspersions on the ability of women to study Jewish law at an advanced level. ... “A Reform Jew? Nothing will help. They falsified the Torah. Their entire Torah is fraudulent. Everything with them is fake. When everything is fake there is no chance that they will return to Torah observance,” Yosef alleged. “Go and speak with people who have come back to Torah observance, you won’t find one Reform Jew among them… A Reform Jew remains a Reform Jew. They have a new Torah.”
“Try visiting any 'reform' synagogue in the diaspora to see what Reform Judaism really is. It's all about bagels and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Nothing about Torah, halacha and Hashem,” Yosef added.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/chief-rabbi-patronizes-women-studying-halacha-says-reform-judaism-is-fake-634490 |
Date: July 9th, 2020 12:03 PM Author: pea-brained wrinkle Next thing he’s going to condemn bagels and curb LJL |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:07 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale ? reread last paragraph of the snippet in OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: wild pit blood rage Yeah, this is what they say. They are religious extremists, every religion has them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573744) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:05 PM Author: pea-brained wrinkle You’re going on the assheap of history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573751) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:05 PM Author: wild pit blood rage Balls deep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573753) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:08 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573772) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:18 PM Author: racy station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573859) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:19 PM Author: Magical resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574308) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:12 PM Author: Sick frum private investor wait, what's all this shit about "Torah observance" ?? since when is Israel's chief rabbi a Samaritan or Karaite now?
rabbinical judaism has as much to do with the Torah as Christianity does. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:14 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale low iq schtick? the oral torah =/= rabbinic enactments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573822) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:15 PM Author: pea-brained wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573829) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:17 PM Author: Sick frum private investor oral torah, much like oral sex, is an oxymoron
a bunch of shit made up by some ragheads in iraq to justify ignoring the Law that Moses handed down from above. hell, the New Testament is older than that shit. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:21 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale once again, u seem to be too dumb to understand the difference between the oral law as given from god to moshe and handed down for generations and rabbinic debates/interpretations/opinions on the oral law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573883) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:31 PM Author: Sick frum private investor link to the earliest evidence of the "oral law" existing? link to it existing in the kingdoms of israel and judah?
that shit didn't exist until well after the babylonian captivity, which is why the real hebrews who stayed behind and didn't have their wimmins hopping on big babylonian cock (the samaritans) don't have it.
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:35 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale boaz's marriage to the convert ruth, which was pre exile, proves the oral law existed at the time ur asking. the written torah says don't marry a moabite. the oral law says this applies only to moabite men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:06 PM Author: flushed impressive scourge upon the earth base Please link to credible archeological evidence for the existence of the Hebrews prior to the death of Alexander. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575094) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:08 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale ljl @ this goalpoast shifting. u went from denying that the jews practiced the oral law prior to the redaction of the oral law during the exile, and then when i called out your BS, and now you're shifting to "hur durr the jews are a made up people" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575113) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Sick frum private investor that's a different pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575119) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: flushed impressive scourge upon the earth base Lol @ at your inability to distinguish between poasters. To be clear, I don't care about the internal consistency of your SYNCRETIC religion, just show me real evidence that it existed prior to ~323 BC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575135) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:29 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale pumos arent poasters. ur all scum and shouldnt be distinguished (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575302) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:04 PM Author: flushed impressive scourge upon the earth base That's the best you've got? Judaism is a Hellenistic invention and there's nothing you can do to change that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575558) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Sick frum private investor cr there's no way somebody depicted in the torah would ever disobey God's laws! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575118) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale the messiah will be descended from that someone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575133) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:23 PM Author: Sick frum private investor i think you mean "ancestor" not "descendant," and solomon is an ancestor of the messiah too, and he worshipped idols and married shiksas. doesn't mean there was an oral law at the time that allowed those practices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575254) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 4:06 PM Author: flushed impressive scourge upon the earth base I'm 50% convinced that DBG is running subtly anti-Semitic troll shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575569) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:14 PM Author: wild pit blood rage Newsflash: ALL versions of Judaism have been reformed through history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573826) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:15 PM Author: pea-brained wrinkle Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573831) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:16 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale rofl ur so stupid u dont even know ur own religion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573836) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:19 PM Author: wild pit blood rage No you think you know it better because you've dedicated yourself to an equally 'made up' devout strain of Jewish philosophy that requires one to complete made-up antiquated rituals to fulfill some void in your life that I suspect hasn't been filled by marrying an Indian woman or living with her parents. I am more genuinely, authentically and truly Jewish than you could ever aspire to be because I never had to change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573862) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:24 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale yep you're authentically jewish bc u like bagels and Curb. got it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573899) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:29 PM Author: Magical resort *rolls eyes at religious Jews who don't eat bagels and have no idea what CYE even is* Ugh, and their clothes aren't even fashionable! What kind of Jews are they? Are their parents even rich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574807) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:31 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale "do they even know who georgia bloomberg is?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574818) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: Magical resort Look, if you want to think Jewish tradition and religion is total BS then that's perfectly fine. I even agree with you! But then stop pretending that you're a Jew. It is like unitarian "churches" that say nonsense like "Jesus was a metaphor and not an actual person that ever lived." They're not Christian, and neither are any of their members.
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:25 PM Author: Magical resort This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574354) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:39 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574453) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:16 PM Author: Brilliant Theater No religion wants faggots like you in it. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573842) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:20 PM Author: wild pit blood rage can't believe u edited this comment to make it even meaner you big jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573876) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:23 PM Author: Brilliant Theater I didn’t edit shit. Your religion is satanism and hedonism. I will pray for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573890) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:24 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker His religion is winning 1000-1 right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573904) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:29 PM Author: Brilliant Theater I wasn’t talking about Judaism. I said this faggot practices hedonism and satanism not Judaism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573945) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker His religion is winning 1000-1 right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573982) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 1:05 PM Author: wild pit blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574193) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: Burgundy Generalized Bond Stage victories are in Truth, not "winning." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574695) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: Magical resort tcr. His "religion" periodically "wins" temporarily (Communism in the USSR, for example) before being driven back into the depths from which it came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574846) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:38 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker Communism moved from the USSR to the US (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574858) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Magical resort And guess who is promoting it here? UJtp types. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574872) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:41 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker They may yet succeed in stomping out existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574884) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:39 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker , “ he lisped as he he walked up the scaffold toward his executioner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574865) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:02 PM Author: Magical resort Protip: the religious authority of the single Jewish country on this planet just called you and your entire "movement" a fraud. That's a country where that religious authority has the ability to determine who is a Jew in that country (who can have a Jewish wedding, funeral, etc.). You lose. Accept that you're as Jewish as a ham and cheese sandwich and that your religion is shitlibism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574635) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574643) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: wild pit blood rage No one in the Reform movement cares what the orthodox movement thinks or says. That's kind of the whole point of the movement.
And despite this, I could immigrate to Israel with a full welcome package, tomorrow. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:12 PM Author: Magical resort I mean, so could I. Arguably, Hitler himself could have. It is a VERY low bar (pretty much any remotely believable claim that you're 1/4 Jewish). But immigrating under the Law of Return doesn't mean you get considered Jewish. That is up to the Rabbinate. I could immigrate but I would be considered a non-Jew, which is fair enough because that's what I am. But here's the lulz - you would be right there with me!
And that's really the point. You have to care about them because they run your religion and the definition of that religion in the only country where your religion really means anything. Otherwise, it is like a Catholic that says "I don't care what the Pope or prior Popes believed..." |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:27 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574790) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:01 PM Author: wild pit blood rage Many Catholics disagree with the Pope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575045) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: Magical resort You can disagree with the Pope on certain issues. You can't ignore the Pope or what prior Popes think and be Catholic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:04 PM Author: pea-brained wrinkle Go curb stomp a bagel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575076) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Magical resort I don't have a bagel. What now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575106) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: wild pit blood rage Chief Rabbi =/= not the Jewish equivalent of a Pope.
Judaism has nothing like a Pope. |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale jfc state ur iq before we all engage u further. the fact that u cant distinguish between an analogy and a literal parallel is really sad. this must be your goy brain at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575124) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Magical resort No way, Germans are supposed to be smart. His mom must be one of the dumb Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575137) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:11 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale possibly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575148) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:13 PM Author: Magical resort But his dad is still a cuck. Dumb Jewess + cucky goy = gay loud guy who constantly bleats about being Jewish but knows nothing about it and has zero interest in following the religion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575174) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:14 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575196) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Magical resort He's literally the guy who decides who is actually a Jew in the state of Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575125) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale the catholic equivalent of your "judaism" would be not acknowledging the pope as the vicar of JC on earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575078) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:07 PM Author: Filthy impertinent dilemma reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575105) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: wild pit blood rage This is a terrible, shitty comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575130) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:11 PM Author: Magical resort Explain why you think this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575146) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:19 PM Author: Elite tan boistinker You should respect their “chutzpah” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40573867) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Magical resort Whose? The rabbinate or the reformed Jews? If the latter then that makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574657) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: jade unhinged school cafeteria black woman Lol love these threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574691) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:28 PM Author: Magical resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574797) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Out-of-control Citrine Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40574874) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Grizzly Hideous Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4580013&forum_id=2#40575126) |
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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:33 PM Author: flushed impressive scourge upon the earth base "It's all about bagels and Curb Your Enthusiasm."
And acoustic guitar. |