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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Marvelous high-end hell ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Avocado Heady Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: light adventurous scourge upon the earth theater My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: swollen abode shitlib "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: galvanic awkward nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: swollen abode shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: electric hilarious garrison I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: electric hilarious garrison our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: bistre area private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Godawful Pocket Flask Menage aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Buff volcanic crater faggot firefighter Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Vivacious emerald hominid resort Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Buff volcanic crater faggot firefighter Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: aquamarine passionate location laser beams It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Avocado Heady Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: outnumbered dopamine nibblets *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: outnumbered dopamine nibblets *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: outnumbered dopamine nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: outnumbered dopamine nibblets o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Charismatic Institution Foreskin <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794) |