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Seinfeld episode about the disappearance of Gabby Petito

JERRY: They lived in a van. KRAMER: Who? JERRY: Petito...
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[The gang watching the news on TV] JERRY: It's not, it ca...
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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: brilliant supple national security agency stage

JERRY: They lived in a van.

KRAMER: Who?

JERRY: Petito and her boyfriend.

KRAMER: Petito? I thought they found her in the laundry.

JERRY: No, you idiot, his name is Brian Laundrie.

KRAMER: The girl?

JERRY: The boyfriend!

[laughter]

GEORGE: I think van life is underrated. No rent, freedom to move around. I'd probably like it.

NEWMAN: I lived in a van once.

[laughter]

JERRY: You did not live in a van, Newman.

NEWMAN: It was before I became a United States postal worker.

[laughter]

GEORGE: You know, I'd probably kill Susan if we were stuck in a van for weeks on end. Especially in the desert, with all that dry air.

NEWMAN: Yes, yes you would.

[laughter]

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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:05 AM
Author: impertinent opaque incel cuck

Newman doesn’t fit in this scene bro

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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: brilliant supple national security agency stage

He fits perfectly because he's the only character capable of murder/dismemberment.

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: flickering big becky national

True, but it needs a monologue where he goes really dark. Like the "the mail never stops" rant

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Arousing university pocket flask

I smiled. Thanks.

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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:05 AM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:06 AM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:19 AM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:04 PM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:05 PM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:06 PM
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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:45 PM
Author: razzle market

Puddy/Elaine subplot where Puddy, oblivious to the whole story, randomly decides to buy a van and wants to take Elaine on a road trip in it

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Date: September 21st, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: brilliant supple national security agency stage

ELAINE: You bought a van?

DAVID: It's an all-terrain recreational vehicle.

ELAINE: I'm not riding in that thing to Utah, David!

DAVID: It's Wyoming.

ELAINE: Wyoming?

DAVID: Yeah, that's right.

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Date: September 21st, 2021 10:00 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: brilliant supple national security agency stage



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 6:34 AM
Author: Ivory Quadroon



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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:56 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:18 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:41 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:44 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:05 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:56 AM
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Date: July 29th, 2022 10:13 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: vermilion gas station

[The gang watching the news on TV]

JERRY: It's not, it can't be!

GEORGE: It is! I'd recognize it anywhere! That's the van fragile Frankie Merman gave you!

JERRY: You're right, I think it is! What are the odds?

GEORGE: Jesus, I hope they got a good deal. That van has seen a lot.

JERRY: Seems like it might have seen a whole lot more lately...

KRAMER: [visibly shaken] That van is cursed! And I used it, and I was almost disappeared by the postmaster general...

JERRY: You what?

[Newman eyes Kramer ominously]

KRAMER: Oh, uh, n-nothing... The United States Postal Service is a fine organization.

[News Anchor begins speaking]

ANCHOR: Gabby Pepito's father, Joe Pepito, said there were signs for discord between the couple before they left Florida.

MR. PEPTIO: Brian was obsessed with that van. He kept saying it belonged to some famous comedian. Gabby had her doubts about it, and it would drive Brian crazy.

ANCHOR: An old title was found in the van, revealing it formerly belonged to a "GERRI SEINFELD", spelled G-E-R-R-I. Police are now speculating that a fight between Gabby and Brian over whether this was a misspelling of obscure mid-tier comedian "JERRY SEINFELD", spelled J-E-R-R-Y, may have been the cause of the fight that led to Gabby's demise.

[Gang looks at Jerry in shock]

JERRY: Obscure!? Mid-tier!?

KRAMER: Hey, this might just be the big break you need buddy!

JERRY: What?! You think owning the van involved in a high profile murder is going to boost my career! I'm going to be typecast forever now! I'm going to be the van guy! I don't want to be the van guy! And in any event, my career is doing fine anyway...

[Gang simultaneously leans back and avoids eye contact with Jerry]

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:06 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:08 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:59 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 8:44 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:10 AM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: brilliant supple national security agency stage

Let's see your 200+ post threads and MPM trophy tyia

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Date: September 22nd, 2021 12:02 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2021 12:03 PM
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Date: September 23rd, 2021 1:25 PM
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