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Rate this profound legal insight from Elie Mystal

https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1481724591429107722?cxt=H...
wonderful base keepsake machete
  01/14/22
i rate it mentally deficient 1
Exhilarant salmon skinny woman
  01/14/22
that's real retarded, sir
Buck-toothed kitchen
  01/14/22
It really is. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be so ou...
wonderful base keepsake machete
  01/14/22
u ole skool, Eli nu skool
pungent corn cake den
  01/14/22
that would kill on Reddit
Cream Galvanic Goyim
  01/14/22
It is killing on Reddit. It's on the front page twice.
wonderful base keepsake machete
  01/14/22
lol
Cream Galvanic Goyim
  01/14/22
xo incels ITT not capable of refuting this King
bateful twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  01/14/22
...
low-t orchestra pit boistinker
  01/14/22
"I want everybody to remember that the Supreme Court ha...
Indecent arrogant plaza
  01/14/22
this is retarded on like 8 different levels
Transparent flirting national security agency
  01/14/22
Profound legal insights are the best kind
floppy internet-worthy clown
  01/14/22
Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligible things ...
brass step-uncle's house psychic
  01/14/22
It’s just legally false. The state government has...
adventurous fanboi milk
  01/14/22
Too 3 replies are xo parody accounts?
heady costumed idea he suggested round eye
  01/14/22
I suspect they are bots
elite stimulating university
  01/14/22
gookbots?
brass step-uncle's house psychic
  01/14/22
tellthetruth @9_tellthetruth · 15h Replying to ...
mind-boggling tantric volcanic crater
  01/14/22
He probably feels really smug, like this was absolutely deva...
Infuriating Location
  01/14/22
much like Tyson DeGrasse. unaware that people with intellige...
indigo misanthropic market pistol
  01/14/22
The collapse of religion and morals in the West brought us t...
trip well-lubricated house
  01/14/22
I’m a trans man and could be forced to give birth too....
aphrodisiac rough-skinned codepig abode
  01/14/22
thank you! it makes my heart hurt when I hear people talking...
Ocher locale newt
  01/14/22
Didn't he go to HLS?
Hot red stead
  01/14/22
And didn't pass the bar, I've heard.
Indecent arrogant plaza
  01/14/22
The College -> HLS -> Debevoise
Infuriating Location
  01/14/22
-> ATL -> MSNBC -> 2d Circuit
Cerebral gas station
  01/14/22
Nothing in the rules says you have to be a lawyer to become ...
Indecent arrogant plaza
  01/14/22
how does he get 60k likes? how do that many people know who ...
up-to-no-good digit ratio
  01/14/22
he's a regular "law expert" guest on MSNBC
Mewling Temple
  01/14/22
he has an army of loyal followers who like every one of his ...
rose talented tanning salon
  01/14/22
Someone poast this: "This, just this. Thank you, El...
Cerebral gas station
  01/14/22
didn't this tard go to lawlskool? I thought he was a columni...
trip well-lubricated house
  01/14/22
he went to harvard
rose talented tanning salon
  01/14/22
He's just pandering to one set of retards and riling up anot...
hairraiser poppy queen of the night yarmulke
  01/14/22
Lmao
Hot red stead
  01/14/22
(guy who has never seen an interview w Mystal)
Mewling Temple
  01/14/22
His bio is not that of some smooth operator.
Concupiscible lemon theater stage juggernaut
  01/14/22
I think he actually does
maroon cheese-eating church
  01/14/22
you cannot witness this stuff and conclude anything other th...
sienna comical circlehead
  01/14/22


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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:19 AM
Author: wonderful base keepsake machete

https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1481724591429107722?cxt=HHwWlIC-8cqqkpApAAAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781398)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant salmon skinny woman

i rate it mentally deficient 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781415)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Buck-toothed kitchen

that's real retarded, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781420)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: wonderful base keepsake machete

It really is. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be so outspoken and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781429)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:38 AM
Author: pungent corn cake den

u ole skool, Eli nu skool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781438)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: Cream Galvanic Goyim

that would kill on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781441)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: wonderful base keepsake machete

It is killing on Reddit. It's on the front page twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781446)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:44 AM
Author: Cream Galvanic Goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781457)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: bateful twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease

xo incels ITT not capable of refuting this King

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781451)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: low-t orchestra pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784042)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Indecent arrogant plaza

"I want everybody to remember that the Supreme Court has said [when interpreting a workplace regulatory scheme under the major question doctrine] the government doesn't have the authority to make people wear a mask when it later says it *does* have the authority to force women to give birth against their will [which would rest on entirely separate considerations of constitutional law and not general Poli Sci 101 scuffling about government power over people's bodies]."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784160)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Transparent flirting national security agency

this is retarded on like 8 different levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781455)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 1:10 AM
Author: floppy internet-worthy clown

Profound legal insights are the best kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781493)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:18 AM
Author: brass step-uncle's house psychic

Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligible things to recently spew out of MysTTTal's chimp brain. Generally, he is completely incoherent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781895)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: adventurous fanboi milk

It’s just legally false.

The state government has the ability to make you wear a mask, the state government can ban abortion, the federal government is limited in its power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784208)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:25 AM
Author: heady costumed idea he suggested round eye

Too 3 replies are xo parody accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781899)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:32 AM
Author: elite stimulating university

I suspect they are bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781904)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:34 AM
Author: brass step-uncle's house psychic

gookbots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781906)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling tantric volcanic crater

tellthetruth

@9_tellthetruth

·

15h

Replying to

@ElieNYC

I'm getting a hysterectomy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781922)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 6:41 AM
Author: Infuriating Location

He probably feels really smug, like this was absolutely devastating. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43781924)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: indigo misanthropic market pistol

much like Tyson DeGrasse. unaware that people with intelligence consider him a buffoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43782176)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: trip well-lubricated house

The collapse of religion and morals in the West brought us to where we are today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43782097)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rough-skinned codepig abode

I’m a trans man and could be forced to give birth too. And many other trans and non-binary folks are affected as well.

This isn’t just a womens issue. This is a bodily autonomy issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43782110)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Ocher locale newt

thank you! it makes my heart hurt when I hear people talking about pregnancy in these terms. I'm also a deranged pussy monster who shaved my tits off and likes to wear pants and yes I can get pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43782156)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Hot red stead

Didn't he go to HLS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784065)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: Indecent arrogant plaza

And didn't pass the bar, I've heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784162)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: Infuriating Location

The College -> HLS -> Debevoise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784213)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station

-> ATL -> MSNBC -> 2d Circuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784272)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Indecent arrogant plaza

Nothing in the rules says you have to be a lawyer to become a federal judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784429)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good digit ratio

how does he get 60k likes? how do that many people know who he is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784071)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Mewling Temple

he's a regular "law expert" guest on MSNBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784433)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: rose talented tanning salon

he has an army of loyal followers who like every one of his tweets, no matter how dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784441)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station

Someone poast this:

"This, just this. Thank you, Eli, you are the Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Ta Coates of law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784084)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: trip well-lubricated house

didn't this tard go to lawlskool? I thought he was a columnist on AboveTheLaw or something...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784173)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: rose talented tanning salon

he went to harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784445)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy queen of the night yarmulke

He's just pandering to one set of retards and riling up another. He's no genius but I don't think he's actually dumb enough to believe that absurd statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784176)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Hot red stead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784329)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Mewling Temple

(guy who has never seen an interview w Mystal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784456)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible lemon theater stage juggernaut

His bio is not that of some smooth operator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784463)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: maroon cheese-eating church

I think he actually does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784469)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: sienna comical circlehead

you cannot witness this stuff and conclude anything other than: you go have your area and we'll go have ours.

why impede each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007054&forum_id=2#43784231)