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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM Author: floppy alcoholic trust fund dog poop https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: aromatic thirsty depressive reading party https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM Author: Lavender razzmatazz coldplay fan (Bob Getty) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612) |
Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy market “My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”
On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”
The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Wonderful hell "At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. " |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy market I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM Author: domesticated sticky set toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM Author: Excitant spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: aromatic thirsty depressive reading party “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
Bull-fucking-shit. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM Author: Lemon hall lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: Fluffy Half-breed Den if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: multi-colored brindle brethren gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: twinkling filthy shrine skinny woman And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: hairraiser gunner macaca Wtf libs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM Author: rambunctious mind-boggling tanning salon I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: containment-escapee frontier model Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: Contagious flickering stage not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: violet faggot firefighter point You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: Cerebral tantric piazza what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator I was discussing this on xo years ago.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671 |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue
https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko
Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator 94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM Author: Twisted indirect expression preventive strike never saw this coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy market https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM Author: twinkling filthy shrine skinny woman This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: twinkling filthy shrine skinny woman I give him a version of this speech:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: copper arousing keepsake machete masturbator Bad answer.
EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: crawly doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM Author: twinkling filthy shrine skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482) |