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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:23 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she's not even my boss yet she tries to micro-manage me
she just said "can you make your emails more formal?" because i used the salutation "Catherine," rather than "Good morning, Catherine." My secretary hates her also. |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:31 AM Author: big national security agency boltzmann BEEP BEEP BEEP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405955) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:33 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine how is that autistic
chris rock says all women have a woman @ work they hate |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:58 PM Author: Kink-friendly area preventive strike "a" woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419324) |
Date: April 25th, 2022 11:23 AM Author: Maize lascivious azn associate just ignore the messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400124) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:57 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she says it to me in person lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400326) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: bearded knife smile, nod, and keep walking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400464) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:38 PM Author: Maize lascivious azn associate "you're hilarious haha"
*walk away* |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:58 AM Author: impertinent idea he suggested lol this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400329) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:25 AM Author: bossy lake theater kitty cat Tell HR you overheard her referring to you as a “ghetto girl” and she keeps asking you if you know where to get good fried chicken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400135) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:28 AM Author: Sepia menage personal credit line And she touched your hair once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400154) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:44 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine hm this might work
the bitch is is black but she got good hair lol |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Sepia menage personal credit line The “ghetto girl” angle is the way to go then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400493) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:34 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she is black (mulatto) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400185) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 2:57 PM Author: Startling point codepig if she's female it's mulatta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44401458) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 2:57 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine fine lol mulatta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44401464) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 3:01 PM Author: Startling point codepig ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44401490) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 8:46 AM Author: Carnelian Sickened Meetinghouse Psychic MullatX, bigot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405544) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:34 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine just walked by and told me i should have my screen split (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400188) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:59 AM Author: impertinent idea he suggested you literally went to fucking yale and are black and could be the annoying bitch in this situation or just about anything else if you weren't a total shitforbrains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400347) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i think my history suggests that i have a high iq
there are flaws people can have that aren't related to intelligence... lack of drive, work ethic, organizational skills, mental health, etc. xoxo puts way too much emphasis on intelligence |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:10 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal your poasting history suggests you are fucking braindead
never have I seen anything from you that wasn't absurdly simplistic, much less something incisive |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:10 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine if i had to choose between being considered smart irl and being considered smart on xo i know what i'd choose
the people here who say im stupid are the same people who worship standardized tests and they're unable to explain away why i do so well |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:14 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal you are too fucking retarded to understand that the reason women like this can treat you as they like with impunity is because no one in your current environment considers you smart
furthermore, you don't have that choice -- your inability to cogently reason here is absolutely indicative of your ability to reason offline; the only reason you don't understand this is because you are a clear nigfirmative-action hire who has the luxury of not needing to make a single meaningful contribution to the work of your employer in order to retain her tokenship sinecure, and consequently people around you are more polite than we are because they don't wish to be fired for telling you the truth. |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:26 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol uh huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400542) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: emerald jet-lagged messiness chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403167) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: Green stag film pocket flask Never forget that every single woman, your mother, your daughter, your wife, the nuns at your parish, all of them treat language like a magic spell. It is not a tool to convey information and coordinate with others like it is for men, it is the means and mechanism by which they control and subjugate their external environment. Every single utterance out of their mouths must be analyzed in the context of “What is this woman trying to extract from me or manipulate me into doing for her?”
One of the tragedies of the 20th century is that we allowed dysfunctional and pathological women to talk us into throwing away millennia of traditions that were based in cold, hard facts about human nature. For example, when asked “Why were women historically prevented from swearing oaths or providing testimony on their own without at least two corroborating witnesses?”, 99.9% of modern people will respond “Because men wanted to oppress them”, instead of the correct answer of “Because they are incapable of possessing a stable, objective external reality, and will say or do whatever they need to satisfy their immediate desires.” |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:36 PM Author: Wine Multi-billionaire Location Harsh. But fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419530) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 4:39 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44420489) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:12 PM Author: impertinent idea he suggested exactly. you have shit for brains. doesn't mean you're dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400428) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:13 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine if you mean i am a ditz or absent minded or whatever i wouldnt argue with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400438) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 2:49 PM Author: impertinent idea he suggested i prefer shitforbrains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44401419) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal lol her poasting certainly seems to decisively indicate that she is
any reason I should disregard this? |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:26 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine irl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400543) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:13 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal Lmfao you say this as if I don't believe you are exactly as stupid in real life as you appear on here. You're simply insulated from the consequences of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403026) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:58 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxfuriXd1Ek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400331) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 11:58 AM Author: spectacular onyx national Stand up in the motor bust the dashboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gt-rxxs-RQ |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:01 PM Author: spectacular onyx national Stand up in the motor bust the dashboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gt-rxxs-RQ |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:06 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she also responds to emails amazingly fast and expects it from everyone else
she responded to (and fulfilled the request contained in) a 12:00PM email byt 12:04 PM. |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:07 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine once when she walked by my desk she was like "you might want to be careful about doing personal stuff during work hours. *i* don't care but someone might."
bitch what the fuck? im not a temp receptionist or something. go away. |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:08 PM Author: Gay weed whacker She's sucking off guys in the bathroom and spitting their cum onto your keyboard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400396) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:10 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she got another girl here her job and they incessantly giggle together, take breaks together, go out for 2 hour lunches, etc
she is the biggest rule breaker in the office yet she always has shit to say to someone else |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: Gay weed whacker They're both scheming against you and plotting your inevitable downfall Report them to HR for being racist |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine they are mulatto and dominican
i dont think thats the right way to play this |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:05 AM Author: impertinent idea he suggested lol do you work in HR or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405807) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i am afraid to say what i do lest someone track down my boss and email him
i am already playing fast and loose with the name of my employer |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:18 AM Author: multi-colored hyperactive rigpig That's not what the idiom "fast and loose" means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405877) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:19 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine yeah i realized that as i was typing
it means to say something logically unsound/deceptive right?
like to employ sleight of hand when youre making an argument
EDIT: merriam webster says it means to be reckless or irresponsible https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fast%20and%20loose#:~:text=Definition%20of%20fast%20and%20loose,with%20the%20truth%E2%80%94%20C.%20V.%20Woodward |
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Date: December 25th, 2022 10:32 PM Author: Rough-skinned fighting school Hilarious poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#45692497) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:08 PM Author: dashing balding lodge cumskin This is because you are too stupid to do real work.
You were handed jobs through affirmative action due to your status of being a nigger. Your bosses and coworkers did the same thing. None of you are actually qualified to do anything important. So mastering this sort of inconsequential, useless bullshit is what counts as your line of “work” |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:09 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&mc=17&forum_id=2#44400372 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400403) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: dashing balding lodge cumskin No. I’m telling you what the answer is. You may not like it, but it is what it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400420) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:12 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine yes stupid people score in the 99th percentile on every test they have ever taken lol
you people use these tests to prove that blacks as a group are stupid and when a black person comes along and pwns these tests you still say they are stupid. hmm. :) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:17 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal your inability to reason whatsoever in any poast I have EVER seen from you is sufficient to persuade me you are stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400478) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:18 PM Author: dashing balding lodge cumskin Your many years of hard drug abuse scrambled your brain like eggs. If you took that test today you would score much worse.
Test scores or not, my poast is correct and explains your OP. You are not going to do a single thing of substance at your job because you lack the aptitude to do it |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:27 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol
i have to retake the lsat to apply to ls this fall
i look forward to pwning it again and rubbing it in you idiots' faces :)
btw do you you want to go on record saying i will do poorly on it?'
"If you took that test today you would score much worse." |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:38 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine well?
lol@ you |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:40 PM Author: dashing balding lodge cumskin Like I said, it’s unnecessary as your long record of poasting here demonstrates you are too stupid to handle any substantive job responsibilities. As does your OP.
Any LSAT score is just a red herring from the fact that you are incapable of doing anything meaningful. Which your life has demonstrated to date. With that said I don’t believe you’d score too high anyway, but it just doesn’t matter |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:41 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol so you arent
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you people are so predictable
xo:black people are stupid bc of standardized test scores
black person does well on standardized tests: oh standardized tests don't matter! |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 2:54 PM Author: Sepia menage personal credit line This is easily reconcilable by realizing that test scores are necessary but not sufficient for success. No one is saying they don’t matter. They can rule you out from being smart, but they don’t definitively rule you in as a smart.
Someone who to this day thinks they can repeat their 170+ LSAT score should easily be able to realize this. |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 2:56 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine if i do not break 170 i will retire from this board forever
not that it matters bc when i do people like this idiot will just say "oh this doesn't matter because... x y z"
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal The fact that you are incapable of grappling with the substance of our collective argument -- that standardized tests are not independently sufficient to prove intelligence, particularly when combined with absurdly poor reasoning skills which you display every single time you hit the "poast" button -- is by itself a proof in our favor that, of course, you are unable to grasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403052) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:14 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403035) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400422) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: trip orange haunted graveyard jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400563) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:26 PM Author: emerald jet-lagged messiness chapel exactly. engineers dont even need to use complete sentences, punctuation etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403145) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: contagious ceo heaven Is this at your new Jefferie's job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400419) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:13 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400440) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:16 PM Author: bearded knife How is 54th and Madison? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400473) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 12:27 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine youre a block off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44400553) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:23 PM Author: fishy theatre When I close my eyes and think of an important and value-add job at Jeffries, I think of you and the two other affirmative action hires. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403120) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 8:42 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine you dont know what my job is
you dont know whether i was an "affirmative action hire" or not |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:09 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary lol @ not thinking you're an aa hire
here is how it works at major companies:
- recruiters only proactively reach out to blacks - the company will only promote the job on boards to blacks (e.g. if you're black it is promoted on your feed but whites never see it unless they search for it) - recruiter's $/bonus is tied to hiring blacks - white/asian/indian resumes are sorted to the back and only become visible after several rounds of blacks failing the phone screen. this is very obvious when you check the date they submitted their applications. - recruiters will give the candidates the answers in advance. this infuriated me the most, interviewed two nigerians from baltimore once who both gave me, word for word, the same answer to one of my interview questions.
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine ok so in which situation would a black person NOT be an aa hire?
or is it impossible for a black person to be a qualified for a job? |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary you can be qualified and be an aa hire. aa means everything i described above, it's a mechanism to tilt every aspect of the hiring process towards picking the black candidate.
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:52 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine so it is impossible for a black person not to be an aa hire? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405762) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:52 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary you voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405764) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:54 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine so like if barack obama applied for a job as a mail clerk at sidley austin he would be an aa hire? just trying to mak sure i understand this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405769) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:59 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary if other candidate resumes were withheld from the hiring manager, then yes, he's an aa hire. you can rig your way to jobs, but you can't at the same time claim you got your job purely on merit.
want to be seen and treated as an equal, then give up all your 'dei' sheninigans. |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:01 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i guess my point is that whether you think someone is an "aa hire" or not they can still be qualified for their job
CGM was trying to imply im not qualified. he knows neither what i do nor whether i am qualified to do it (as he doesn't know what i do) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:06 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary i think we all know what you do in terms of consistently bad life choices and poor reasoning skills, so cgm is just extrapolating from there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405810) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:10 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine regardless
i have high test scores and went to a top ug
i'm well spoken and a good interviewer
so why wouldn't i be qualified for a good job? |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:30 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary heroin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405953) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:31 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i havent done that in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405954) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:33 AM Author: filthy provocative sanctuary 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405968) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:54 AM Author: turquoise passionate hissy fit thats where they ultimately go with this. then they blame AA for systematically causing them to see blacks thru a biased lens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405767) |
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Date: April 25th, 2022 7:31 PM Author: Maroon odious gas station corn cake does she have the power to unilaterally fire you? if yes, start looking for a new job. if no, you need to serve shit back to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44403178) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 8:43 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol no of course not shes on my level but in a different function (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405533) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 8:56 AM Author: histrionic slap-happy church building juggernaut you aren't allowed to do personal things during work hours on the computer? what if you are out of work to do, can't you take a short break and do something personal instead? seems ridiculous. you aren't a child. as long as your work gets done, there is no problem.
tell that bitch to fuck off. she obviously has you as a target for abuse. there are people out there who will make your life miserable just because, and she sounds like one of those people. she's a bully. |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:19 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine yea my boss has seen me doing stuff during work hours and hes fine with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405632) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:23 AM Author: burgundy den immigrant sounds like she found out your bi and is attempting to extort sex from you. you try to play that angle cool to avoid discrimination at work, but now that the cat is out of the bag your only resource is HR
also colorism depending on tones involved, but you're pretty high yellow |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:27 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she is actually a little lighter than me believe it or not
she looks white but i can tell she's part black |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:29 AM Author: burgundy den immigrant perfect. it fits with "ghetto girl" and her having good hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405674) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 9:33 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine she is named after a famous black female singer too (think beyonce, rihanna, aaliyah, monica, mariah, solange, ciara, brandy, etc.) so she must be super young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405694) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:26 AM Author: amber principal's office Rupaul? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405925) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:27 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44405934) |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:10 AM Author: turquoise passionate hissy fit these types are the absolute worst and you can never trust them for a minute so dont ever share anything. shes 100% ingratiating herself into your bosses life and good chance she passive agressively talks shit about you to him.
had one who spent zero time doing work and a lot of time sucking up to our boss, even spending her time doing shit like reading books that he liked so she would have something to talk to him about |
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Date: April 26th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lmao@ your last sentence
my secretary says she is a mega bitch and tries to get everyone in trouble |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:06 PM Author: Kink-friendly area preventive strike avoid. avoid. avoid. she is a bully |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine OH MY GOD
so my boss is out now because he has covid
i made the remark to my "friend" that i wonder if people will be breaking out early now... you know when the cats away.. hehe. she laughed.
anyway the WITCH confronts me and is like "hi i just wanted to confront you about something you said." im like "yea?" and shes like "something you said about how people were going to leave because the boss is gone?" i was floored but i just told her it was a joke etc
anyway my secretary says shes going to tell my boss for sure. should i email him first to play defense? |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:45 PM Author: Opaque brunch community account confront her in a duel already, she's way out of line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419230) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:47 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine shes not even my boss
why is she confronting me to "clarify" things?
jesus |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: Opaque brunch community account law of the jungle
trying to ruffle your jimmies
wants to shake you out of the communal swinging tree
aka getting in your head so you are out of hers |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 12:57 PM Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse travel guidebook First tell HR she is bullying you, file some sort of a report.
Then tell your boss just as a heads up because you assume he or she will be informed, that you filed an HR report about this person who has been bullying you since you started.
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:00 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine for real tell my boss?
and does what she said really count as bullying? |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: Deep keepsake machete hospital You need to establish an HR paper trail immediately. Workplace disputes like this generally end up being resolved in the person who complained first's favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419344) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine but is what she did really considered bullying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419353) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:06 PM Author: Deep keepsake machete hospital She sounds like a sociopathic narcissist who put a target on your back. It's not going to get any better for you from here on out, only worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419373) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 8:26 AM Author: floppy philosopher-king parlor cosigned all of piotrs advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44423793) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:07 PM Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse travel guidebook If you say it is, it is
And fwiw it sounds like it objectively is, at least by the pussified feminized standards of today’s workplaces.
Bigger point is, “fighting back” (or trying to “make peace”) on your own without involving HR is hopeless. Either go to HR (today) or be OK enduring this treatment until one of you transfers or leaves the company. |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal In reality, of course not. In HR world, absolutely -- this is targeting a new employee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44420677) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: turquoise passionate hissy fit jfc dont you have to watch millions of hours of interactive training programs on shit like this, all of which tells you to email HR if you're unsure what to do, even though that's never going to be helpful at all because they are totally worthless?
you can email them and ask them to clarify if this behavior constitutes "bullying" rather than tattle on her. it will drive them bonkers. the last thing anyone in HR wants to do is take responsibility for anything. |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:04 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine but will *I* get in trouble for jokingly asking if people will leave work early?
she could play it like i was plotting to do this/testing the waters |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:07 PM Author: turquoise passionate hissy fit so schedule a meeting with some people at 4 pm today. (not that person) if there is back push on this "joke" from HR (there wont be) you can say you asked bc you were concerned people wouldnt attend. |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:38 PM Author: impertinent idea he suggested (guy with an actual corporate job) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419543) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:09 PM Author: Kink-friendly area preventive strike offs, DENY you ever said that, act completely shocked if its brought up. and stay the fuck out of this witches cross hairs aka do NOT engage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419394) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:10 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine my "friend" knows i said it... she is the one who told Witch.
i knew she and Witch were friends but she seemed like a nice person regardless. never knew she would do this.
i am used to working at laid back government/non-profit gigs, not high pressure places like an ibank. no one at my last job would have done this. |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Kink-friendly area preventive strike take this as a lesson learned. from now on, act all like, 'I am 110% committed to my job, it is my passion, it is my life...'
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: swashbuckling bawdyhouse travel guidebook nature of the assignment etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419415) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:19 PM Author: Deep keepsake machete hospital Don't lie to HR. This is what you should do: go to HR and let them know that you made a joke about people leaving early b/c the boss is away, that the witch completely misinterpreted it and that she basically threatened to go to HR over it. Mention that you just want to come clean, explain that it's just a joke, and that you really like the new job and you don't want to do anything that rocks the boat. Basically you want to come off as the goody two shoes kid who doesn't lie to her parents about a broken vase, but confesses immediately.
After that short intro mention all the other shit the witch has been doing to you (making snide remarks, micromanaging you even though she's not your boss, some other comments that she made that made you feel demeaned, etc.). Basically air out all your grievances against her but don't do it in a defensive way, just like you want her to like you/to get along but she's making it really hard and it's having a really negative impact on you b/c you love the new job and want people to like you. Feel free to cry at this point to REALLY sell it. Make sure HR actually makes a note of it. |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:26 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine ok ty
i tihnk i can cry
my secretary says she has my back if they start questioning people and stuff |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 5:22 PM Author: Blue Stage Sneaky Criminal This would probably be quite effective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44420667) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:05 PM Author: Electric Range Brethren You should go to HR right away. You’ve been at this job for only a few weeks and this will only get worse. First one to get to HR usually wins thirds types of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419365) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: offensive arousing address kitty You need to fuck your boss ASAP to ensure he has your back 110% in situations like this.
Also the HR stuff above is cr advice |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 4:59 PM Author: excitant ivory yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44420552) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine My secretary says she has my back if dhit goes down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419461) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:29 PM Author: Yapping locale Lol just imagine being one of the mild mannered brainy aspie white guys working on this floor at Jeffries, amongst ex heroin addict bluesmoke, some evil mullato bitch out to kill everyone, BS’s 300lb Shaniqua secretary, and probably 10-20 more like them, just ending each day grateful it wasn’t YOUR TURN to get sucked into their maelstrom of insane pointless Maury-show feuding
Remember when you were soooooo pumped up to be getting started with your high powered “finance” career in MFH? lol |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:29 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lolololol
you have me busting out laughing |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:33 PM Author: Yapping locale It was supposed to be like The Wolf Of Wall Street!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419516) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:37 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i called it crossing over to the dark side for a reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419536) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:47 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine the other black guy who works w us hates her and says he has my back too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419594) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: wild pungent shitlib senate do you work at a call center? what sort of workplace involves this type of regular interpersonal interaction amongst professionals? don't you all have work to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419463) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:25 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine lol no i work at a bank
i talked to my "friend" this morning in the food court during breakfast |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:27 PM Author: wild pungent shitlib senate if you don't mind me asking (or "axing," as you might say), what division within this "[your mother's bush]" do you work in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419485) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:28 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419489) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:30 PM Author: wild pungent shitlib senate ok, thanks for clarifying. this all makes much more sense if you work in [your mother's bush]. i'm not trying to put down [your mother's bush] work. people can seriously bank in those jobs in large corporations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419500) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:31 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419506) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:32 PM Author: wild pungent shitlib senate shall we call it [your mother's bush] then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419511) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:34 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine i have already said too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419519) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:39 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxevxvvAKrM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419558) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 1:51 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine uh oh my boss just sent out an (unrelated) email to everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419617) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 2:29 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine my brother (war machine) said to leave it alone
i think im gonna listen to him |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 2:37 PM Author: Comical selfie dilemma As long as you understand it’s not just going to stop on its own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 2:40 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine my brother laughed and was like "it was a joke. only an idiot would take it seriously." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44419831) |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 2:43 PM Author: Comical selfie dilemma I’m not talking about this retarded joke, i’m talking about the larger campaign of psychological terrorism this coffee ice cream bitch is just getting started waging on you.
Even if this blows over she’ll be back at you with something else by Monday ag the latest |
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Date: April 28th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44420266) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 8:02 AM Author: cerise irradiated half-breed shrine Aand my secretary who had my back is out for the 5th time this month
She doesnt care about this job at all she is saving her money to go to school to become an eyelash stylist... She wants to open a business bc it's the key to "generational wealth" |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 8:30 AM Author: Titillating skinny woman state The show Succession but it's four adult children fighting over who will succeed mom as CEO of a Bronx eye lash studio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44423801) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 8:15 AM Author: Titillating skinny woman state LOL at caring about any of this petty shit at work. Who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093548&forum_id=2#44423753) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 8:31 AM Author: floppy philosopher-king parlor this is a brand new job, right?
you need to stand up for yourself and establish that you won't take any of her shit. if she's as bad as you say than everyone else will already know her reputation. it sounds that way considering your secretaries response.
ignore all the cucky advice to "smile and nod". this place is full of risk adverse faggots. you're also a female poc and are far less likely to run into some unfair hr bullshit. the way you act now will define your reputation for your whole time there. you need to tell her in no uncertain terms that she's not your boss and needs to stop treating you like she is, and that you consider her behavior bullying and demeaning, and that others in the office feel the same way.
before you do that think objectively whether this isn't just "women hating women" in reverse, i.e. that you're perceiving more slights than there actually are. if you rationally decide that she is truly being an unreasonable bitch than you need to stand up for yourself. |
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Date: May 6th, 2022 5:38 PM Author: vigorous mentally impaired whorehouse toaster I'll give you the same advice I gave my wife in a similar situation.
The next time she does something of this nature, preferably with multiple people around or in a group meeting, you just need to calmly walk over and SLAP the shit out of her. She's going to be stunned for a bit, then she'll start to speak in protest. At that point, you need to cock your head slightly forward and to one side, raise your eyebrow, and make a short rising-pitch humming sound that conveys "Do you want a fresh one, bitch?". That should stop her for a second às she tries to regain her composure. When she tries to speak again, less certain of herself this time, you silence her in the same way again. You may need to repeat up to two more times, but at that point she will sit down, completely cowed. Then you can turn to everyone else and politely say "let's move on now" with a smile. |
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