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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia
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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314) |
Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM Author: Histrionic telephone I doubt there are many 100 miles inland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM Author: Metal base boiling water I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM Author: Light exciting multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM Author: sticky keepsake machete This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM Author: racy sooty masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM Author: Cerebral violet milk There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM Author: up-to-no-good dopamine newt the one in the northern territory has a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM Author: titillating french chef garrison meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788) |
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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM Author: Vibrant primrose sweet tailpipe messiness If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM Author: Adventurous Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM Author: Histrionic telephone Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Khaki Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Crackhouse Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM Author: passionate disrespectful church building pozpig You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM Author: Histrionic telephone What is your intellectual disability? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840) |
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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM Author: passionate disrespectful church building pozpig I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895) |
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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM Author: Hairraiser school wrinkle Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943) |
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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM Author: Adventurous Senate I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647) |
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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM Author: effete lemon quadroon resort 180000. would u do the hypo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650) |
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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM Author: Adventurous Senate Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378) |