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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
insanely creepy set pervert
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
cheese-eating stirring box office
  06/21/22
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fear-inspiring razzle shrine
  06/21/22
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glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
Orange metal theater
  06/21/22
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crawly razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
Brilliant step-uncle's house ladyboy
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
painfully honest sick therapy
  06/21/22
that one
glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
wonderful at-the-ready mood gaping
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
Histrionic crimson den
  06/21/22
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Drunken Claret Brethren
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
insanely creepy set pervert
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
rusted exciting persian
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
Frozen Heady Quadroon Messiness
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
insanely creepy set pervert
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
Frozen Heady Quadroon Messiness
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
Mustard Psychic Field
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
Drunken Claret Brethren
  06/28/22
180000. would u do the hypo?
glassy razzmatazz half-breed
  06/29/22
Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances ...
Drunken Claret Brethren
  07/07/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy set pervert

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring box office

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring razzle shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: Orange metal theater

This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: crawly razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Brilliant step-uncle's house ladyboy

There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: painfully honest sick therapy

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: wonderful at-the-ready mood gaping

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Histrionic crimson den

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Drunken Claret Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: insanely creepy set pervert

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: rusted exciting persian

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Frozen Heady Quadroon Messiness

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy set pervert

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: Frozen Heady Quadroon Messiness

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Mustard Psychic Field

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Drunken Claret Brethren

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)



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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: glassy razzmatazz half-breed

180000. would u do the hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: Drunken Claret Brethren

Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378)