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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
crimson rehab patrolman
  06/21/22
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Supple police squad church
  06/21/22
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Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
Vengeful volcanic crater
  06/21/22
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soul-stirring trailer park kitty cat
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
Motley trust fund
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
Citrine hall roast beef
  06/21/22
that one
Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
doobsian lemon generalized bond
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
Massive Locale Jew
  06/21/22
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Rose lay feces
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
talented point associate
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
Razzmatazz Garnet Chapel Quadroon
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
Razzmatazz Garnet Chapel Quadroon
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
Blue set idea he suggested
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
Rose lay feces
  06/28/22
180000. would u do the hypo?
Cerebral gaped yarmulke
  06/29/22
Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances ...
Rose lay feces
  07/07/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: crimson rehab patrolman

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: Supple police squad church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: Vengeful volcanic crater

This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Motley trust fund

There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Citrine hall roast beef

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: doobsian lemon generalized bond

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Massive Locale Jew

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Rose lay feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: talented point associate

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Garnet Chapel Quadroon

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: orchid beady-eyed dilemma hissy fit

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Garnet Chapel Quadroon

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Blue set idea he suggested

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Rose lay feces

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)



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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Cerebral gaped yarmulke

180000. would u do the hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: Rose lay feces

Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378)