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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
harsh pearl jewess
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
Stirring library crotch
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
harsh pearl jewess
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
Well-lubricated Cowardly Public Bath
  06/21/22
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Dull self-centered step-uncle's house
  06/21/22
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harsh pearl jewess
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
clear garrison
  06/21/22
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Light supple school cafeteria
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
talented messiness
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
vivacious overrated mexican
  06/21/22
that one
harsh pearl jewess
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
razzle-dazzle theatre toaster
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
slippery flirting really tough guy
  06/21/22
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narrow-minded brunch fat ankles
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
Stirring library crotch
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
Fragrant primrose ceo
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
scarlet diverse national security agency dilemma
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
Stirring library crotch
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
scarlet diverse national security agency dilemma
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
harsh pearl jewess
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
Opaque field feces
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
narrow-minded brunch fat ankles
  06/28/22
180000. would u do the hypo?
harsh pearl jewess
  06/29/22
Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances ...
narrow-minded brunch fat ankles
  07/07/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: harsh pearl jewess

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Stirring library crotch

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: harsh pearl jewess

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Cowardly Public Bath

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: Dull self-centered step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: harsh pearl jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: clear garrison

This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Light supple school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: talented messiness

There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: vivacious overrated mexican

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: harsh pearl jewess

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre toaster

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: slippery flirting really tough guy

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: narrow-minded brunch fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring library crotch

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Fragrant primrose ceo

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: scarlet diverse national security agency dilemma

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: Stirring library crotch

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: scarlet diverse national security agency dilemma

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: harsh pearl jewess

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Opaque field feces

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded brunch fat ankles

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)



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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: harsh pearl jewess

180000. would u do the hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: narrow-minded brunch fat ankles

Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378)