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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
tan pit
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
tan pit
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
arousing brunch electric furnace
  06/21/22
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bronze exhilarant mental disorder
  06/21/22
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tan pit
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
vigorous bat-shit-crazy school
  06/21/22
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Gay Haunting Jewess
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
Nofapping misanthropic stead
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
maroon metal police squad gunner
  06/21/22
that one
tan pit
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
Salmon preventive strike church
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
Multi-colored nighttime abode headpube
  06/21/22
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unhinged new version
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
Comical confused ladyboy forum
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
alcoholic cuck
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
alcoholic cuck
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
tan pit
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
tantric state legend
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
unhinged new version
  06/28/22
180000. would u do the hypo?
tan pit
  06/29/22
Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances ...
unhinged new version
  07/07/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: tan pit

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: tan pit

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: arousing brunch electric furnace

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: bronze exhilarant mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: tan pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy school

This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Gay Haunting Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Nofapping misanthropic stead

There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: maroon metal police squad gunner

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: tan pit

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: Salmon preventive strike church

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored nighttime abode headpube

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: unhinged new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Comical confused ladyboy forum

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: alcoholic cuck

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: motley rambunctious fortuitous meteor

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: alcoholic cuck

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: tan pit

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: tantric state legend

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: unhinged new version

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)



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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: tan pit

180000. would u do the hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: unhinged new version

Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378)