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Elie Mystal: "the dumbest lawyer in America"

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running t...
Cyan adventurous home place of business
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Comical Lake Office Jew
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Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a la...
cracking stag film rigpig
  09/05/22
This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he pa...
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Marvelous angry gas station generalized bond
  09/05/22
I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was neve...
Bistre mad cow disease
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Talented Duck-like Blood Rage Crackhouse
  09/05/22
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ungodly corner dysfunction
  09/19/22
Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest l...
180 old irish cottage factory reset button
  09/05/22
*Captain
Racy market feces
  09/06/22
I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest law...
Crystalline Hospital Codepig
  09/06/22
Shitty law graduates with nowhere else to go join the milita...
Racy market feces
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  09/19/22
*Vice President
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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Cyan adventurous home place of business

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running train on delusional conspiratorial shitlibs

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrddmia/status/1566949620743225345



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123858)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Aqua Center Famous Landscape Painting

180

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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:10 PM
Author: Comical Lake Office Jew

LOL

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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: cracking stag film rigpig

Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123883)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Racy market feces

This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he passed the bar exam-- you can see his name on the bar pass list-- but was never admitted to the bar. Implying some C&F issues we don't know about, because it defies belief he just didn't bother to do the paperwork after getting admitted. Also explains his departure from whatever firm he AA'd into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123884)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:48 PM
Author: Marvelous angry gas station generalized bond



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Bistre mad cow disease

I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was never admitted. I think she was broke and couldn't afford to pay the fees (plus she was also a huge headcase). It's possible she had some C&F issues that I didn't know about it, but she was super religious so I doubt it. The point being that passing the bar but not being admitted doesn't always imply that there were C&F issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198196)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Talented Duck-like Blood Rage Crackhouse

https://twitter.com/JoeSaysStuff/status/1566833472475373568?t=rrWfIIHk66n_lBjoVQNyXA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124138)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: ungodly corner dysfunction

ljl

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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: 180 old irish cottage factory reset button

Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest lawyer in America? Councilor.

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Racy market feces

*Captain

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:07 AM
Author: Crystalline Hospital Codepig

I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest lawyer a captain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124878)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: Racy market feces

Shitty law graduates with nowhere else to go join the military as JAG and because of military faggotry they're all overpaid officers. They basically skip the first two ranks and start as captains. Same for shitty med graduates, lots of doctors who couldn't get any other job just direct commission into the military. Both get to "practice" on clients/patients who can't sue them for malpractice. Soldiers are well aware of the shitty services they're receiving but what are they going to do, quit and join the other army? Army would recruit better personnel if they could but nobody is turning down Skadden to do dipshit soldier divorces. So this is likely to never change

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Date: September 19th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: brass pea-brained location chad

jfc

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: frozen antidepressant drug

*Vice President

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Main People Base

*Mr. President

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Date: September 19th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating boistinker

https://stormer-daily.rw/fat-black-bastard-says-whites-are-the-violent-ones/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198002)