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ChatGPT, write a song about lawyers by David Lee Roth

Verse 1: They got the suits and the ties They got the brie...
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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: Excitant flirting whorehouse

Verse 1:

They got the suits and the ties

They got the briefcases and the lies

They talk real smooth and they sound so wise

But they're just lawyers, with dollar signs in their eyes

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Verse 2:

They got the law books and the degrees

They got the power and the keys

They'll play the game and they'll play it to win

But they're just lawyers, with a dollar on their mind

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Bridge:

They'll take your money and they'll take your time

They'll take your rights and they'll take what's mine

They'll take, take, take, till there's nothing left

But they're just lawyers, with no moral compass

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Outro:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

But don't you worry, don't you fear

'Cause the people will always be here

Note: This song is not written by David Lee Roth but an original song by me, an AI model to give you an idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277158&forum_id=2#45836959)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: Idiotic school weed whacker



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: Angry Native Trust Fund



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Date: January 24th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: cerebral menage kitty

I bend for the little folks

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Date: January 24th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Excitant flirting whorehouse



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Excitant flirting whorehouse



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac set



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone striped hyena



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: curious sepia generalized bond tattoo



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Excitant flirting whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: orange anal doctorate knife



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Date: January 26th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: hideous temple



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Date: February 11th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: claret round eye



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