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The time I had a case with Chunk from the Goonies - photo (CSLG)
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Date: February 17th, 2023 12:04 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School The defendant was an actress or something. We sent a prelit demand to her insurance and he emailed me out of the blue. He doesn't know anything about PI. He was her private counsel. Seems retarded to pay private counsel when you have insurance.
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Date: February 17th, 2023 12:24 AM Author: Cracking Mother I guess if you're rich and famous and you just don't want to deal with anything, you got your accountant, manager, agent, private lawyer, concierge doctor, etc etc... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45945198) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School The defendant wasn't even famous. These people are idiots who pay for services they don't need just to feel important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946266) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 5:26 PM Author: Hilarious Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45948055) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 12:28 AM Author: Abusive Den Digit Ratio "Hey you goys!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45945204) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: Soggy bespoke philosopher-king how embarassing that he didn't know anything about PI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45945208) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 12:36 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School I can't imagine the crippling depression that child actors have once everyone forgets them and then they have to take shitty jobs like law and accounting. He does real law, I can't imagine how horrible it must feel waking up every day to that. PI is 180. 80% of it has nothing to do with actually practicing law and is more about sales skills and negotiating, which is my favorite, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45945225) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: Vivacious peach sound barrier shrine Brother how are you any different than the dozens of LA armenian PI scammers who catch federal charges every year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946269) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:09 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School The ones that go to jail all do one or more of the following: set up accidents, tell doctors to make up visits/treatment, make up "costs" they charge to clients, get kickbacks from chiros, etc.
For example, I know an attorney who was disbarred because a client "found him online" and the client told him he had made up treatment and wasn't hurt. The attorney still repped him and submitted a demand. It was a sting and he got disbarred.
I sign up like 120 cases/month and make millions doing everything 100% legit. People are dumb and don't realize if you do a good job and have good customer service you make way more money than being dishonest. Anyone who has used me from XO will tell you that we are 10x better than any firm they've ever interacted with. We are aggressive with insurance/defense, we are very well funded and never have to cave, I understand the medicine very well, and we are super responsive to communication. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: bistre abnormal hall turdskin Humiliating for him IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946270) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: floppy public bath you came off like a petty little jewish dickhead here, which is super surprising. not like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946271) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:07 AM Author: Vivacious peach sound barrier shrine Everyone gets a shot bro. Diagnosis is done through treatment - if the facet shot gives you pain relief, then you had facet syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946280) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:09 AM Author: razzmatazz church building I honestly have no idea how you can stand in Jeff Cohen’s corner on this one and call CSLG a “petty little Jewish dickhead” (whatever that is). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946296) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: nubile national security agency To be fair,
Shut the fuck up you obese obsequious nullo. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: razzmatazz church building I love you, brother. 😘 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946336) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:21 AM Author: nubile national security agency To be fair,
Pathetic. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:24 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School 180 response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946360) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:07 AM Author: Aquamarine home devastating. glad he was an asshole so you could whip that one out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946286) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:08 AM Author: razzmatazz church building This is so incredibly 180. I love how you called him “Chunk.” I don’t think I would have the balls to do that. Totally 180 and amazing. You are my favourite lawyer on planet Earth. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:09 AM Author: Aquamarine home is this flame or the real disco fries? can barely tell at this point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946297) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: nubile national security agency To be fair,
Why the fuck do you use the Bri'ish spelling for "favourite"? |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:19 AM Author: razzmatazz church building Because today is Limey Friday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946342) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:11 AM Author: Sable swashbuckling corner Lol, 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946303) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:12 AM Author: razzmatazz church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946305) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:13 AM Author: bronze prole This is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946310) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School TY, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946320) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:14 AM Author: dull immigrant love of her life Everyone knows or can Google that his name is Jeff Cohen, why redact? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946312) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: bronze prole You'll always be "Chunk", Jeff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946316) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:18 AM Author: dull immigrant love of her life I’m talking about CSLG hiding his name in the email screenshot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946337) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School Fair point, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946317) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: bistre abnormal hall turdskin Mods? Are you fucking going to let this stay up? We have one rule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946318) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School Chunk isn't a poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946323) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: bistre abnormal hall turdskin More personal details. Wow. Despicable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946326) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: sickened field Lawyers named Jeffrey HATE HIM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946515) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:34 PM Author: internet-worthy burgundy mental disorder casino 180
Disappointed no one else seems to have gotten this |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:38 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School I thought it was 180 and hysterical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45948508) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:45 PM Author: internet-worthy burgundy mental disorder casino Then why the fuck didn’t you give your boy a blank bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45948530) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap First question: Why the fuck would Chunk send you an email rather than a proper letter on letterhead.
Second question--why would OP respond in this way? Seems gratuitously rude. Call Chunk and ask him about his involvement. Politely explain to him that if he horns in on a PI case when there is insurance and an adjustor already involved, there's a good chance the carrier could jam up resolution in a manner that is to his client's detriment. Explain that there's a way these things go and that you have no intention of contacting his client directly anyway. Nicely tell him to buzz off as the carrier will have its own counsel and Chunk's insertion of himself into the case is detrimental to his client rather than helpful.
If he persists, use the "I'll continue to communicate with adjuster line" but the step-and-fetch bit at the end of that was equally unnecessary.
And don't call the man Chunk in writing at least. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: sickened field His response was perfect. Those emails are obnoxious and a dead weight economic loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946328) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap You mean your employer's response was perfect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946333) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:18 AM Author: nubile national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946340) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:17 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School He has nothing to do with the case. Waste of time to call him. I'm a thing doer and I have a lot of things to do. Calling some lawyer unrelated to the case isn't one of them, brother. I'm a very important and busy man, I need to prioritize my time (and make sure I have a little left to create 180 XO content too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946332) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:18 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap Okay. Different philosophies I guess. I think it's tacky to do stuff like that via email right out of the box but that's your way. I still wouldn't call him Chunk in writing though.
The maximum level of my obnoxiousness might be to say, "Hey Chunk!" before a hearing or depo started, which I would definitely do, but nothing in writing to that effect. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:22 AM Author: sickened field No one cares what your philosophy is lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946356) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:24 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap Sure bud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946362) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: Soggy bespoke philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946453) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:23 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School Life is very very short. It feels like I just turned 21 and I'm approaching 40. Don't care so much. What's the worst case if I really fuck up with something? I get disbarred? That's fine I can make money doing anything.
And I mean that as 180 life advice. Just do what makes you happy. That email made me happy. I will tell you that I am a very happy guy and I attribute that to limiting whose opinions I value and doing the things that make me happy without overthinking them too much.
The fact that you are afraid to "put it in writing" means you aren't living your life the way you want. Grab life by the pussy, brother. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap I like practicing law and I like how I'm doing it and have been at it for 20 years now and I respect and see the value in professional conduct among attorneys.
I wouldn't want to put something like that in writing in a work email not just because it shows I'm being a jerk and trying to belittle another atty but also because it was unnecessarily personal and could hurt feelings in a written format where demeanor isn't conveyed as clearly. HTH. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:31 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Charismatic School You should try and enjoy life. Don't be so serious, brother. Email me and let's grab a beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946387) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:36 AM Author: razzmatazz church building I will echo this. Brother, what you need to do is schedule a sabbatical and make the pilgrimage to Southern California to see the guru. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946408) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:50 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap Always appreciate an opportunity for a sabbatical. But I'm happy with myself and prefer to take trips with my family when possible, so as to maximize time spent with them.
I'm not "too serious" about the case--I think it's neat that Chunk reached out to CSLG--I simply made alternate suggestions as to how one might proceed. There's more than one way to skin a cat, and what was it G. Washington said about picking up the tool by the handle?
As I said, I love what I do and I take it seriously and I don't see why it's wrong to take one's professional work seriously so long as you preserve the spirit that got you into the work to begin with. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: razzmatazz church building There’s more than one way to deglove a feline, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946500) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:21 AM Author: Seedy fragrant quadroon trailer park New here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946350) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:25 AM Author: Aquamarine home his response probably actually saved the defendant some money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946366) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:28 AM Author: exhilarant station mad-dog skullcap Could go either way. *My* response would almost certainly save the defendant some money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946379) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: Cracking Mother What's good enough for you Is good enough for me It's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:18 AM Author: Misunderstood Adventurous Nibblets Sweet Tailpipe Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946338) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:20 AM Author: Seedy fragrant quadroon trailer park NOWAG from Goonies in 2023: About to win an Oscar
Chunk in 2023: Getting slapped around by CSLG |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:28 AM Author: Ruddy Misanthropic Potus Double Fault Chunk - Jeff Cohen is a legit entertainment attorney, but not equipped to handle anything actually legal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946373) |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:54 AM Author: snowy goyim parlor I don't know whether he is or not, but I will say the reason attys blunder like that is because they don't have a spirit of learning and a heart open to advice and counsel from other advocates. Either from pride or shame they decline opportunities to learn from others because that would be to acknowledge their ignorance, which you have to do to grow in wisdom and competence.
I have a paperweight in my office. I made it myself when I first started practicing. It reads, "Take fast hold of instruction; Let her not go; Keep her, for she is thy life." It is from the Book of Proverbs, 4:13. |
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Date: February 17th, 2023 11:52 AM Author: Judgmental Carmine Plaza Patrolman Re: thread title, isn’t the whole point of your email that you DIDNT have a case with Chunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5292139&forum_id=2#45946492) |
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