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How to deter a homeless guy who sits every day on a bench near where I live

Thinking of buying rubbing alcohol or something really obnox...
Fishy tattoo
  05/12/23
Yeah, if there’s one thing hobos hate, it’s the ...
buff impressive piazza
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pink nibblets
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bateful degenerate
  05/14/23
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Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/02/23
Choke him out
Alcoholic Base
  05/12/23
Call the cops and alert them that a vagrant is about
gay marketing idea athletic conference
  05/12/23
Probably not illegal to sit on a public bench
flickering coiffed halford market
  05/12/23
Not illegal to sit on one, but illegal to loiter in one. Re...
gay marketing idea athletic conference
  05/12/23
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Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/02/23
Unfortunately it's not illegal where I live. The homeless pr...
Fishy tattoo
  05/12/23
(fox butterfield)
trip point
  05/13/23
Leave a bottle of vodka spiked with fentanyl below the benc...
lake nighttime orchestra pit headpube
  05/12/23
Yeah the pills only cost like $5 Max.. just buy them from th...
Chrome unholy national security agency idiot
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Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/02/23
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Bright Parlour
  06/05/23
concertina wire
rebellious jade library indirect expression
  05/12/23
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Fishy tattoo
  05/12/23
What would Jesus do? Go give him food
Marvelous center sandwich
  05/12/23
A lot of people don't pick up after their dogs so I might li...
Fishy tattoo
  05/12/23
Jesus was pretty explicit about giving food applying to non-...
gay marketing idea athletic conference
  05/12/23
this cant be true lol
Marvelous center sandwich
  05/13/23
How does giving food deter bench sitting in this scenario
flickering coiffed halford market
  05/13/23
Literally 100% true, he chased the money-changers out of the...
gay marketing idea athletic conference
  05/13/23
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chest-beating charismatic public bath
  05/13/23
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Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested
  05/14/23
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Brass Autistic Incel Theatre
  05/13/23
Lmao you ever tried to give a bum food?
Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested
  05/13/23
Yes
Marvelous center sandwich
  05/13/23
I've had to do this at my office. No, alcohol will just evap...
vengeful mentally impaired principal's office deer antler
  05/12/23
180 smalls
shaky brethren mother
  05/12/23
Change bench design https://interestingengineering.com/c...
comical church son of senegal
  05/12/23
Lol at ppl opposing this
flickering coiffed halford market
  05/13/23
I support all of these.
Fishy tattoo
  05/18/23
i had this problem recently i bought 2 things 1. was a...
jet-lagged ebony ticket booth
  05/12/23
alpha
Swollen arousing brunch boistinker
  05/13/23
Expose your cock to him every day until he skeedaddles
Violent regret
  05/13/23
have you considered leaving him the fuck alone
Dark tanning salon
  05/13/23
gbti
jet-lagged ebony ticket booth
  05/13/23
lol, fuck off
Fishy tattoo
  05/18/23
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Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/02/23
I think 20 bucks and a pack of cigs would do it
multi-colored mildly autistic french chef philosopher-king
  05/13/23
rape him and tell him he wont get raped again unless he stop...
Crystalline Aromatic Station Newt
  05/13/23
stink bombs
Vigorous Iridescent Institution
  05/13/23
fix the glitch
opaque up-to-no-good knife
  05/13/23
just give him the bottle of rubbing alcohol and the problem ...
Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested
  05/13/23
Glue tacks to it.
Turquoise racy pit
  05/14/23
boomer remover
bateful degenerate
  05/14/23
I'm thinking either super glue or Sprite to attract ants and...
Fishy tattoo
  06/02/23
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Fishy tattoo
  06/02/23
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Fishy tattoo
  06/05/23
Maybe molasses or honey? Something hard to clean that's an i...
Fishy tattoo
  06/05/23
sounds like you live in a lib hellhole and would probably ge...
Bronze garrison elastic band
  06/05/23
I don't. Just a warm area that's not quite conservative enou...
Fishy tattoo
  06/05/23
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Fishy tattoo
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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

Thinking of buying rubbing alcohol or something really obnoxious smelling and pouring it under the bench to see if it keeps him away. Any other ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305967)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: buff impressive piazza

Yeah, if there’s one thing hobos hate, it’s the strong smell of alcohol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306797)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: pink nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46307033)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: bateful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309360)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:09 AM
Author: Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382344)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Base

Choke him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305970)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: gay marketing idea athletic conference

Call the cops and alert them that a vagrant is about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305974)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:26 PM
Author: flickering coiffed halford market

Probably not illegal to sit on a public bench

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305981)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: gay marketing idea athletic conference

Not illegal to sit on one, but illegal to loiter in one. Regardless that's ultimately for the courts to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306042)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:09 AM
Author: Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382345)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:32 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

Unfortunately it's not illegal where I live. The homeless problem is less bad than in most cities though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306000)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: trip point

(fox butterfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306132)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: lake nighttime orchestra pit headpube

Leave a bottle of vodka spiked with fentanyl below the bench one night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305986)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Chrome unholy national security agency idiot

Yeah the pills only cost like $5 Max.. just buy them from the dudes on the street corner crush them and grind and put them in the bottle and your problem goes away.. be sure to use like 5 to 10 tablets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306309)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:10 AM
Author: Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382346)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Bright Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391851)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: rebellious jade library indirect expression

concertina wire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306007)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306018)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Marvelous center sandwich

What would Jesus do?

Go give him food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306019)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

A lot of people don't pick up after their dogs so I might literally move dog shit to under the bench. Fuck the bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306025)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: gay marketing idea athletic conference

Jesus was pretty explicit about giving food applying to non-vagrants only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306044)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Marvelous center sandwich

this cant be true lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306201)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:29 AM
Author: flickering coiffed halford market

How does giving food deter bench sitting in this scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306292)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: gay marketing idea athletic conference

Literally 100% true, he chased the money-changers out of the temple because they were VAGRANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306783)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: chest-beating charismatic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306788)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309339)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Brass Autistic Incel Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306088)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:32 AM
Author: Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested

Lmao

you ever tried to give a bum food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306299)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: Marvelous center sandwich

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306308)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: vengeful mentally impaired principal's office deer antler

I've had to do this at my office. No, alcohol will just evaporate in like 5 minutes. You need to hit it from several angles. Make a mixture of stuff from the store that you can quickly spread on the bench. Puréed habereros, honey, deer piss (hunting section), and some strong adhesive (3M makes good tacky stuff). This will burn, attract stinging insects, smell terrible, and will make a sticky mess that's extremely hard to remove, especially for someone with one outfit and no shower. If you want to be really mean you could add broken glass, but the above formula works well and is discreet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306027)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: shaky brethren mother

180 smalls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306037)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: comical church son of senegal

Change bench design

https://interestingengineering.com/culture/15-examples-of-anti-homeless-hostile-architecture-that-you-probably-never-noticed-before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306039)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: flickering coiffed halford market

Lol at ppl opposing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306118)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

I support all of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46328142)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged ebony ticket booth

i had this problem recently

i bought 2 things

1. was a machine that makes a sound that is imperceivable to adults but annoying as hell to kids (precautionary but only tangentially related to the bum)

2. coyote and buck urine, i bought a lot and poured it all over the area he would chill and a few places i was sure he might go, he didnt last 1 hour and never returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306040)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Swollen arousing brunch boistinker

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46308815)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: Violent regret

Expose your cock to him every day until he skeedaddles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306129)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:28 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon

have you considered leaving him the fuck alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306135)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged ebony ticket booth

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306161)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

lol, fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46328144)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:10 AM
Author: Ivory Gaping Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382348)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: multi-colored mildly autistic french chef philosopher-king

I think 20 bucks and a pack of cigs would do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306147)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Aromatic Station Newt

rape him and tell him he wont get raped again unless he stops coming around



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306149)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Iridescent Institution

stink bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306253)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: opaque up-to-no-good knife

fix the glitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306284)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: Citrine crusty stage idea he suggested

just give him the bottle of rubbing alcohol and the problem will work itself out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306300)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:11 AM
Author: Turquoise racy pit

Glue tacks to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309340)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: bateful degenerate

boomer remover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309359)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:18 AM
Author: Fishy tattoo

I'm thinking either super glue or Sprite to attract ants and make it sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382220)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46384742)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:30 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391828)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:30 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

Maybe molasses or honey? Something hard to clean that's an insect magnet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391830)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: Bronze garrison elastic band

sounds like you live in a lib hellhole and would probably get caught on camera if you did any pranky shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391836)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo

I don't. Just a warm area that's not quite conservative enough to arrest all the bums.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391842)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: Fishy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46405069)