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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
Cordovan Passionate Library
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
low-t ticket booth round eye
  05/25/23
Top poasting faggit
Yellow Philosopher-king
  05/25/23
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low-t ticket booth round eye
  05/25/23
You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs. You think D...
Yellow Philosopher-king
  05/25/23
sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
Cordovan Passionate Library
  05/25/23
I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicke...
razzle-dazzle casino halford
  05/25/23
50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
lascivious newt goyim
  05/25/23
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ebony mewling shitlib affirmative action
  05/25/23
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Chartreuse Violent Foreskin
  05/25/23
Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
Tantric Set
  05/25/23
several nigga sheets of romaine
fishy vibrant becky water buffalo
  05/25/23
i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
Underhanded lodge
  05/25/23
Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
Anal parlor wrinkle
  05/25/23
not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
Cordovan Passionate Library
  05/25/23
Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking t...
Glittery state
  05/25/23
i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
Sinister national fat ankles
  05/25/23
You should have gotten carry out
Charismatic pearly locale boiling water
  05/25/23
How was the ranch?
Crawly filthy spot mexican
  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
bossy famous landscape painting codepig
  05/25/23
why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
Onyx Nudist School Cafeteria
  05/25/23
hooters chicks still have their dignity
supple nighttime institution ratface
  05/25/23
lol
chestnut razzmatazz rehab
  05/25/23
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At-the-ready jade pervert turdskin
  05/26/23
lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
Mauve duck-like dingle berry
  05/25/23
the food was gross man
Cordovan Passionate Library
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
hideous walnut center trust fund
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
brass temple
  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
Mauve duck-like dingle berry
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
Crawly filthy spot mexican
  05/25/23
shittier food
brass temple
  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
Crawly filthy spot mexican
  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
Flesh sexy stead bbw
  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
Odious twisted headpube
  05/25/23
Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectat...
Honey-headed Costumed Whorehouse Sweet Tailpipe
  05/25/23
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hideous walnut center trust fund
  05/25/23
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low-t ticket booth round eye
  05/25/23
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emerald stimulating puppy
  05/25/23
Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
Green irate home
  05/25/23
In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
buck-toothed garnet tank juggernaut
  05/25/23
When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
aggressive curious telephone native
  05/25/23
Did you get a boner?
Yellow Philosopher-king
  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
aggressive curious telephone native
  05/25/23
Holy shit lol
hideous walnut center trust fund
  05/25/23
One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
aggressive curious telephone native
  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
chestnut razzmatazz rehab
  05/25/23
That too
aggressive curious telephone native
  05/26/23
"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt De...
bonkers sound barrier
  05/25/23
...
aggressive curious telephone native
  05/26/23
Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the wa...
Boyish mad cow disease
  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Passionate Library

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth round eye

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Yellow Philosopher-king

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: Yellow Philosopher-king

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Passionate Library

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino halford

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious newt goyim

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: ebony mewling shitlib affirmative action



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse Violent Foreskin



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Tantric Set

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: fishy vibrant becky water buffalo

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: Underhanded lodge

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Anal parlor wrinkle

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Cordovan Passionate Library

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Glittery state

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Sinister national fat ankles

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Charismatic pearly locale boiling water

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Crawly filthy spot mexican

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: bossy famous landscape painting codepig

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Onyx Nudist School Cafeteria

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: supple nighttime institution ratface

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: At-the-ready jade pervert turdskin



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Mauve duck-like dingle berry

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Passionate Library

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: hideous walnut center trust fund

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: brass temple

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Mauve duck-like dingle berry

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Crawly filthy spot mexican

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: brass temple

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Crawly filthy spot mexican

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Flesh sexy stead bbw

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Odious twisted headpube

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Costumed Whorehouse Sweet Tailpipe

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: hideous walnut center trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: low-t ticket booth round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356288)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: emerald stimulating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Green irate home

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed garnet tank juggernaut

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: aggressive curious telephone native

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Yellow Philosopher-king

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: aggressive curious telephone native

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: hideous walnut center trust fund

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: aggressive curious telephone native

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: chestnut razzmatazz rehab

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: aggressive curious telephone native

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: bonkers sound barrier

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: aggressive curious telephone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Boyish mad cow disease

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)