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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
Godawful Gay Property
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
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sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
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50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
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Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
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i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
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Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
Know-it-all hell
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not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
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i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
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You should have gotten carry out
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How was the ranch?
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  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
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why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
splenetic jewess
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hooters chicks still have their dignity
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lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
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the food was gross man
Godawful Gay Property
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
amethyst floppy public bath fat ankles
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
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  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
arousing kitty cat principal's office
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
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  05/25/23
shittier food
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  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
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  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
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  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
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Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
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In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
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When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
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  05/25/23
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  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
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One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
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  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
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  05/25/23
That too
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  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Godawful Gay Property

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating talking marketing idea

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: elite mint field half-breed

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating talking marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: elite mint field half-breed

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Godawful Gay Property

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: Ruby bisexual library

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime mad cow disease

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: provocative pink orchestra pit



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: talented gay wizard



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: cerebral blood rage

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Corner Digit Ratio

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: Greedy skinny woman casino

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all hell

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Godawful Gay Property

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Swollen razzmatazz trailer park

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Topaz Exhilarant Church Jap

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: black metal national security agency

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairless heaven

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: Insane cuckold senate

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: splenetic jewess

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: flushed generalized bond

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Ruddy doobsian codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: Abusive hilarious theatre foreskin



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: arousing kitty cat principal's office

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Godawful Gay Property

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: amethyst floppy public bath fat ankles

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: arousing kitty cat principal's office

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairless heaven

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairless heaven

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Spruce death wish institution

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: charismatic amber hall trust fund

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: odious primrose athletic conference kitchen

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: amethyst floppy public bath fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating talking marketing idea



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: autistic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Brethren Center

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: Supple den

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: elite mint field half-breed

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: Supple den

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: amethyst floppy public bath fat ankles

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Supple den

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: Ruddy doobsian codepig

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Supple den

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: sooty pozpig

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Supple den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Claret cowardly really tough guy

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)