They dress the same, they lisp the same, they even fuck the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46384349)

dumb

lithium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46384397)

Floyd The Litigator

In Blumenthal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46384584)

Redlines

And mooorrre redlines

I will ediiiittt the whole night through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46388871)

but not actually a biglawyer:

Legal career

After the collapse of the second incarnation of King Missile, Hall decided to attend law school.[13] He graduated cum laude from the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law at Yeshiva University in Manhattan,[32] and after graduation co-founded Heraty Hall, a law firm specializing in entertainment law.[13] Hall later left the firm to go into solo practice[4] until 2006, when he took a position as a corporate analyst at a law firm.

Asked by Aptowicz in the aforementioned 2005 interview if he became a lawyer out of disillusionment with the contemporary poetry scene, Hall laughed and replied, "I became a lawyer to make money."[33]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46388975)

Load up on deals, bill your friends

It's fun to litigate i do pretend

She's over-billed and self-promote

Oh no, I know she'll get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46390211)

A big house, a fancy car

But he's not happy, he's so damn small

He's got the world but he's got no soul

Chorus:

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's got the world but he's got no soul

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's gonna end up in a hole

Verse 2:

He works all day, he works all night

He never has time for himself

He's so stressed out, he's about to break

He's gonna end up in a mental state

Chorus:

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's got the world but he's got no soul

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's gonna end up in a hole

Bridge:

He's so tired, he can't sleep

He's so scared, he can't eat

He's so lost, he doesn't know what to do

He's gonna end up in a pool of blood

Chorus:

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's got the world but he's got no soul

Depressed lawyer, depressed lawyer

He's gonna end up in a hole

Outro:

He's gone, he's dead

He's another statistic

Another victim of the rat race

Another depressed lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46390237)

Wait

I've got a new complaint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46390611)

Load up your gavels, bring on the strife,

Enter the courthouse, it's the legal life,

With lawyers in suits, and judges in robes,

Fighting for justice, where justice is owed.

(Pre-Chorus)

Here we are now, in the courtroom,

Objection's flying, it's a legal monsoon,

With motions and briefs, we'll make our case,

Litigation's in the air, can you feel the chase?

(Chorus)

It's all about litigation, in this legal town,

Fighting for rights, bringing verdicts down,

No settlement's easy, no case is too small,

Litigation's the anthem, we answer the call.

(Verse 2)

With subpoenas and evidence, we gather the facts,

Cross-examinations, no holding back,

Depositions and witnesses, we'll leave no stone unturned,

In this litigation dance, the truth will be earned.

(Bridge)

With objections and appeals, the battle rages on,

Searching for justice, until it is won,

In this legal battleground, we stand our ground,

Litigation's our weapon, it's the sound.

(Chorus)

It's all about litigation, in this legal town,

Fighting for rights, bringing verdicts down,

No settlement's easy, no case is too small,

Litigation's the anthem, we answer the call.

(Outro)

With closing arguments, the tension's high,

The judge's gavel falls, and justice applies,

Litigation's the chorus, in this legal sphere,

Smells like victory, the truth is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5349770&forum_id=2#46392442)