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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
thriller psychic
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
soggy chad corner
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Puce cerebral faggotry
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
soggy chad corner
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
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  09/22/23
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at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
soggy chad corner
  09/22/23
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  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Onyx appetizing locus sneaky criminal
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
fluffy flesh tank
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Wine puppy cumskin
  09/22/23
Yes
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  09/22/23
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  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
concupiscible cuck
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Green cruel-hearted love of her life hospital
  09/22/23
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  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Alcoholic Address Pervert
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
provocative brindle tanning salon
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
at-the-ready market
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
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  09/22/23
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at-the-ready market
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
cobalt genital piercing wagecucks
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Puce cerebral faggotry
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
at-the-ready market
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
cobalt genital piercing wagecucks
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
at-the-ready market
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Sable fanboi stead
  09/27/23
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at-the-ready market
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Frum snowy bawdyhouse
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
at-the-ready market
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Frum snowy bawdyhouse
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
at-the-ready market
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Frum snowy bawdyhouse
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Heady trailer park knife
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
marvelous idiotic sandwich
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
aggressive church
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
marvelous idiotic sandwich
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
at-the-ready market
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Titillating Blue National Security Agency
  09/27/23
Ungh
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at-the-ready market
  10/01/23
Yes
Stirring honey-headed point dysfunction
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
transparent stage preventive strike
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
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  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: thriller psychic

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: soggy chad corner

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Puce cerebral faggotry

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: soggy chad corner

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Bateful pink brunch mood

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: at-the-ready market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: soggy chad corner

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Talented Crimson Sanctuary Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Onyx appetizing locus sneaky criminal

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: fluffy flesh tank

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Wine puppy cumskin

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: multi-colored community account travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: translucent space main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Green cruel-hearted love of her life hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Talented Crimson Sanctuary Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Green cruel-hearted love of her life hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring offensive pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Frozen disgusting office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: concupiscible cuck

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready market

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Green cruel-hearted love of her life hospital

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: brilliant aromatic athletic conference university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic Address Pervert

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: provocative brindle tanning salon

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready market

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Sable fanboi stead

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: cobalt genital piercing wagecucks

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Puce cerebral faggotry

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready market

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: cobalt genital piercing wagecucks

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready market

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Sable fanboi stead

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: at-the-ready market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Frum snowy bawdyhouse

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Frum snowy bawdyhouse

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: at-the-ready market

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Frum snowy bawdyhouse

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Heady trailer park knife

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: marvelous idiotic sandwich

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: aggressive church

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous idiotic sandwich

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready market

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Titillating Blue National Security Agency

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: sienna karate

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Titillating Blue National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Stirring honey-headed point dysfunction

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: transparent stage preventive strike

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894019)