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World's Longest Trial Marches on in Alaska, Past Day 2500

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Date: December 13th, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: mint dingle berry sandwich

December 13, 2023

BETHEL - In a small Alaskan town with a population just over six thousand, residents have grown accustomed to long criminal trials. The town already holds the record for a three and a half year trial in the early 2000s.

But the jury for State vs. Red Goose was sworn in February 7, 2017, and are still empaneled today, listening to witnesses and examining evidence.

Legal watchers call it the world's longest trial. "There was a long one in California in the late 80s," says Peter Macauley, a CourtTV host, "but nothing like this."

The defendant is Abraham Red Goose, an indigenous resident from neighboring Mumtrekhlagamute Village. (The whole month of April 2017 was spent in argument regarding the spelling of Mumtrekhlagamute.)

Things move slower in Alaskan native culture, but Mr. Red Goose's lawyer Igiugig A'il'guigig is slow by any standard. Sometimes taking up to half an hour between sentences, the defense attorney has been known to interrupt proceedings to gaze out the courtroom window waiting for rain, and once escorted the jury to examine his client's childhood home, which involved a four month trip to Las Vegas that many saw as a boondoggle and waste of taxpayer money.

Charged with public intoxication, Mr. Red Goose has maintained his innocence.

During the course of the trial, which has seen more than 2500 days elapse, several jurors have married and welcomed children.

https://www.kyuk.org/crime/2023-12-13/red-goose-drunk-again



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Date: December 13th, 2023 8:31 AM
Author: Beta Water Buffalo

“Things move slower in Alaskan native culture, but Mr. Red Goose's lawyer Igiugig A'il'guigig, is slow by any standard. Sometimes taking up to half an hour between sentences, the defense attorney has been known to interrupt proceedings to gaze out the courtroom window waiting for rain, and once escorted the jury to examine his client's childhood home, which involved a four month trip to Las Vegas that many saw as a boondoggle and waste of taxpayer money.”

This would be a billable hours dream.

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Date: December 13th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Twisted brindle principal's office

The childhood home was actually in Fairbanks

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Date: December 13th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: nighttime white nowag

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Date: December 13th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Coral Partner Brunch

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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: Free-loading locale scourge upon the earth

Paleface no understand rain wash away injustice

*half an hour*

We wait for rain

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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 10:03 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:23 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:46 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 3:33 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:21 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: hyperactive pontificating corner roast beef

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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:27 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:38 AM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:25 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: hateful milky gunner

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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: offensive elastic band

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Date: December 13th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: mint dingle berry sandwich

weird. great site though. always worth checking their Word of the Week

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:40 AM
Author: Appetizing office

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:46 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 7:36 AM
Author: mint dingle berry sandwich

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:04 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 9:34 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 9:41 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:22 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:47 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Lascivious spruce market

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse really tough guy yarmulke



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Date: October 30th, 2024 9:34 AM
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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:09 PM
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