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Bumble chick suggested going to a brewery for first date & taking her dog

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her ...
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
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Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University
  12/17/23
Do not get involved with a "dog girl"
hideous provocative abode
  12/17/23
I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal l...
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the d...
hideous provocative abode
  12/17/23
I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes ...
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best...
hideous provocative abode
  12/17/23
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sickened azn
  12/18/23
bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract ...
amethyst hairraiser forum
  12/17/23
Is Tinder better?
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Can...
irradiated jewess
  12/17/23
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Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid
  12/17/23
TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across th...
Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid
  12/17/23
TITMFCR
contagious toilet seat philosopher-king
  12/17/23
shitpit? or golden retriever
Magenta famous landscape painting
  12/17/23
Idk
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture Arranged marri...
chocolate dashing spot
  12/17/23
a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russi...
Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid
  12/17/23
Wow
nudist principal's office
  12/17/23
Honestly impressed u said no
chocolate dashing spot
  12/17/23
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Galvanic ceo
  12/17/23
that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday ...
Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid
  12/17/23
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coral sticky generalized bond idiot
  12/18/23
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Slate filthpig pit
  12/18/23
Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes
Floppy school cafeteria
  12/18/23
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Vigorous Umber Piazza
  12/17/23
Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing the...
contagious toilet seat philosopher-king
  12/17/23
Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divor...
chocolate dashing spot
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!!! I cannot imagine anything worse than ...
contagious toilet seat philosopher-king
  12/17/23
Woman alert
chocolate dashing spot
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!
contagious toilet seat philosopher-king
  12/17/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
laughsome shrine
  12/17/23
I just joined bumble because of this thread
Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University
  12/17/23
its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro
laughsome shrine
  12/17/23
Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant
Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University
  12/17/23
organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps...
laughsome shrine
  12/17/23
if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?&qu...
cyan titillating elastic band
  12/17/23
Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the d...
pontificating multi-colored wrinkle
  12/17/23
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Free-loading henna idea he suggested brunch
  12/18/23
...
pontificating multi-colored wrinkle
  12/18/23
Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails
Marvelous regret mood
  12/17/23
met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a c...
orange cruise ship karate
  12/17/23
tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat&...
cyan titillating elastic band
  12/18/23
...
hideous provocative abode
  12/18/23
once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, ...
orange cruise ship karate
  12/18/23
The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that ...
Greedy dog poop
  12/18/23
dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an americ...
cyan titillating elastic band
  12/18/23
Are you jewish
Fuchsia useless keepsake machete
  12/18/23
no dude theyre just fucking gross.
cyan titillating elastic band
  12/18/23
Ok what about a golden
Olive Institution Indirect Expression
  12/18/23
Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?
Slap-happy field cuckold
  12/18/23
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Slap-happy field cuckold
  12/18/23
Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest
Lilac legend
  12/18/23
“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too...
rose shaky stage
  12/18/23
hehehehehehe
exhilarant depressive
  12/18/23
is the dog her primary partner?
Stimulating garnet sex offender bawdyhouse
  12/18/23
No wonder you didn't make Top 128
pontificating multi-colored wrinkle
  12/18/23
100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time. ...
Stubborn spectacular jew
  12/18/23
Take the dogpill http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Dun cuckoldry
  12/18/23


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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her dog there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182123)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182139)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: hideous provocative abode

Do not get involved with a "dog girl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182142)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal lover; they’re better than people for the most part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182191)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: hideous provocative abode

It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the dog above you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182208)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes me, red light if not. But I think dogs don’t discriminate like that, either they’re friendly towards all strangers or none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: hideous provocative abode

Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best judge of character"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182301)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: sickened azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183638)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser forum

bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract the shrewiest of shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182143)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

Is Tinder better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182455)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: irradiated jewess

She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182151)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182157)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid

TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across the table from some shrew at a "mid priced restaurant" that will set you back $200 with drinks only to never hear from her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182153)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat philosopher-king

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182155)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Magenta famous landscape painting

shitpit? or golden retriever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182159)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

Idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182163)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: chocolate dashing spot

Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture

Arranged marriage sounds better than this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182162)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid

a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russian chicks on dating apps. I've had a lot of bad experiences with these chicks, but one I talked to on the phone last week from an app was mind-bogglingly vapid and materialistic. There was no way in hell that I am going to be able to or even want to afford her expectations.

She texted me a couple times over the weekend. Today she sent me a pic of her and her friend, and asked if I would get dinner for BOTH of them tonight. had never even met this chick in person yet. lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182174)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: nudist principal's office

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182186)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: chocolate dashing spot

Honestly impressed u said no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182189)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182201)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Zippy Bronze Heaven Hominid

that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday night dinner with two chicks that I would never see again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182306)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 3:37 AM
Author: coral sticky generalized bond idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182797)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Slate filthpig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183629)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Floppy school cafeteria

Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184558)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Umber Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182182)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat philosopher-king

Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: chocolate dashing spot

Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divorced and paying 10k/mo in child support per child while the whore wife lives lavishly doing nothing but sucking nigger dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182314)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat philosopher-king

Turdskin alert!!!!!

I cannot imagine anything worse than only getting married and reproducing because some woman was bequeathed to you and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182329)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: chocolate dashing spot

Woman alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182360)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat philosopher-king

Turdskin alert!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182463)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: laughsome shrine

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182196)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University

I just joined bumble because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182368)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: laughsome shrine

its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182451)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: Indigo Bull Headed Codepig University

Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182468)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: laughsome shrine

organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps > "dating websites"

we've come full circle. gen z runs the show now and any single male out there must adapt or die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182483)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: cyan titillating elastic band

if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182473)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: pontificating multi-colored wrinkle

Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the dog too. If she complains or puts up any resistance to the hike idea, don't go on the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182480)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Free-loading henna idea he suggested brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182557)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: pontificating multi-colored wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183716)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Marvelous regret mood

Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182484)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: orange cruise ship karate

met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a coffee date. I was like, uhh... you'll probably have to hold it the whole time and a coffeeshop isn't the most animal friendly.

girls these days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182507)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: cyan titillating elastic band

tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat" cats are totally different from dogs that bitches and male bitches just jerk around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182533)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: hideous provocative abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182544)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: orange cruise ship karate

once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, I think she left it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182568)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Greedy dog poop

The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that as someone who loves animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182546)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: cyan titillating elastic band

dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an american who grew up with dogs as a kid. id kill myself before owning another dog. its horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182566)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: Fuchsia useless keepsake machete

Are you jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182571)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: cyan titillating elastic band

no dude theyre just fucking gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182578)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: Olive Institution Indirect Expression

Ok what about a golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182573)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy field cuckold

Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183644)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183939)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Lilac legend

Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183652)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: rose shaky stage

“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too. He’s mostly a good boy but I keep him on a tight leash haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183684)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: exhilarant depressive

hehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183822)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: Stimulating garnet sex offender bawdyhouse

is the dog her primary partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183837)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: pontificating multi-colored wrinkle

No wonder you didn't make Top 128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184142)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Stubborn spectacular jew

100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time.

girl probably doesnt even know about the bumble account.

its called dogging and its an increasingly common scam. expect to be asked to pay for a lot of treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184575)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Dun cuckoldry

Take the dogpill

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5383809&mc=32&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47186080)