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Bumble chick suggested going to a brewery for first date & taking her dog

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her ...
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
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stirring nursing home masturbator
  12/17/23
Do not get involved with a "dog girl"
demanding crackhouse headpube
  12/17/23
I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal l...
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the d...
demanding crackhouse headpube
  12/17/23
I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes ...
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best...
demanding crackhouse headpube
  12/17/23
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cyan razzmatazz crotch theatre
  12/18/23
bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract ...
Excitant tanning salon
  12/17/23
Is Tinder better?
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Can...
unholy carnelian stead
  12/17/23
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Sepia Corner Main People
  12/17/23
TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across th...
Sepia Corner Main People
  12/17/23
TITMFCR
Bateful jet-lagged rehab
  12/17/23
shitpit? or golden retriever
jade water buffalo
  12/17/23
Idk
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture Arranged marri...
razzle tantric property
  12/17/23
a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russi...
Sepia Corner Main People
  12/17/23
Wow
glassy french chef
  12/17/23
Honestly impressed u said no
razzle tantric property
  12/17/23
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deranged cream national
  12/17/23
that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday ...
Sepia Corner Main People
  12/17/23
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gold vivacious depressive orchestra pit
  12/18/23
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At-the-ready Pisswyrm Haunted Graveyard
  12/18/23
Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes
Pungent azure gunner
  12/18/23
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mauve idea he suggested pocket flask
  12/17/23
Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing the...
Bateful jet-lagged rehab
  12/17/23
Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divor...
razzle tantric property
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!!! I cannot imagine anything worse than ...
Bateful jet-lagged rehab
  12/17/23
Woman alert
razzle tantric property
  12/17/23
Turdskin alert!!!
Bateful jet-lagged rehab
  12/17/23
lollercausting HARD ITT
anal plaza
  12/17/23
I just joined bumble because of this thread
stirring nursing home masturbator
  12/17/23
its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro
anal plaza
  12/17/23
Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant
stirring nursing home masturbator
  12/17/23
organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps...
anal plaza
  12/17/23
if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?&qu...
Vibrant Station
  12/17/23
Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the d...
cordovan really tough guy
  12/17/23
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Confused Pozpig Faggot Firefighter
  12/18/23
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cordovan really tough guy
  12/18/23
Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails
Violet stimulating knife
  12/17/23
met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a c...
aphrodisiac weed whacker
  12/17/23
tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat&...
Vibrant Station
  12/18/23
...
demanding crackhouse headpube
  12/18/23
once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, ...
aphrodisiac weed whacker
  12/18/23
The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that ...
Floppy pit
  12/18/23
dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an americ...
Vibrant Station
  12/18/23
Are you jewish
provocative home nowag
  12/18/23
no dude theyre just fucking gross.
Vibrant Station
  12/18/23
Ok what about a golden
flushed swashbuckling double fault
  12/18/23
Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?
Federal orange mediation
  12/18/23
...
Federal orange mediation
  12/18/23
Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest
Aggressive turdskin
  12/18/23
“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too...
bossy effete public bath
  12/18/23
hehehehehehe
sable fragrant trust fund
  12/18/23
is the dog her primary partner?
Crimson state
  12/18/23
No wonder you didn't make Top 128
cordovan really tough guy
  12/18/23
100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time. ...
Spectacular sanctuary
  12/18/23
Take the dogpill http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Tripping Juggernaut
  12/18/23


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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: glassy french chef

I agreed but am not thrilled about going on a date with her dog there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182123)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: stirring nursing home masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182139)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: demanding crackhouse headpube

Do not get involved with a "dog girl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182142)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: glassy french chef

I think loving animals is a good sign. I’m an animal lover; they’re better than people for the most part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182191)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: demanding crackhouse headpube

It's not about loving animals. It's that they will put the dog above you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182208)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: glassy french chef

I thought maybe it was a test: green light if her dog likes me, red light if not. But I think dogs don’t discriminate like that, either they’re friendly towards all strangers or none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:52 PM
Author: demanding crackhouse headpube

Ps women actually believe shit like "my dog is the best judge of character"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182301)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: cyan razzmatazz crotch theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183638)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: Excitant tanning salon

bro delete bumble. that is a terrible app that will attract the shrewiest of shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182143)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: glassy french chef

Is Tinder better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182455)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: unholy carnelian stead

She put up a logistical hurdle to fucking on first date. Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182151)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Sepia Corner Main People

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182157)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Sepia Corner Main People

TBH sounds a million times more chill than sitting across the table from some shrew at a "mid priced restaurant" that will set you back $200 with drinks only to never hear from her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182153)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful jet-lagged rehab

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182155)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: jade water buffalo

shitpit? or golden retriever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182159)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: glassy french chef

Idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182163)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: razzle tantric property

Dating apps and 30+ must be actual torture

Arranged marriage sounds better than this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182162)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Sepia Corner Main People

a couple days ago I made a thread bashing eastern euro/russian chicks on dating apps. I've had a lot of bad experiences with these chicks, but one I talked to on the phone last week from an app was mind-bogglingly vapid and materialistic. There was no way in hell that I am going to be able to or even want to afford her expectations.

She texted me a couple times over the weekend. Today she sent me a pic of her and her friend, and asked if I would get dinner for BOTH of them tonight. had never even met this chick in person yet. lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182174)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: glassy french chef

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182186)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: razzle tantric property

Honestly impressed u said no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182189)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:31 PM
Author: deranged cream national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182201)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:55 PM
Author: Sepia Corner Main People

that would have set me back a cool $500+ for a chill sunday night dinner with two chicks that I would never see again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182306)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 3:37 AM
Author: gold vivacious depressive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182797)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Pisswyrm Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183629)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Pungent azure gunner

Do it and liveblog it for MPM votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184558)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: mauve idea he suggested pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182182)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful jet-lagged rehab

Don't all the turds in arranged marriages end up killing their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: razzle tantric property

Don't Ll cumskins in "love marriages" end up divorced and paying 10k/mo in child support per child while the whore wife lives lavishly doing nothing but sucking nigger dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182314)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: Bateful jet-lagged rehab

Turdskin alert!!!!!

I cannot imagine anything worse than only getting married and reproducing because some woman was bequeathed to you and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182329)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: razzle tantric property

Woman alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182360)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Bateful jet-lagged rehab

Turdskin alert!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182463)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: anal plaza

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182196)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: stirring nursing home masturbator

I just joined bumble because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182368)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: anal plaza

its even worse than tinder at this point, lol@ you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182451)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: stirring nursing home masturbator

Wtf I just want to get some brewdog mom pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182468)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: anal plaza

organic IRL > insta/specialized apps > mainstream apps > "dating websites"

we've come full circle. gen z runs the show now and any single male out there must adapt or die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182483)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Station

if she asks to bring her dog say "what is this 2013?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182473)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: cordovan really tough guy

Propose an hour hike before the brewery. She can bring the dog too. If she complains or puts up any resistance to the hike idea, don't go on the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182480)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Confused Pozpig Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182557)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: cordovan really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183716)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Violet stimulating knife

Bring moist towelettes and insist on trimming his nails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182484)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

met up with a girl recently who wanted to bring a cat to a coffee date. I was like, uhh... you'll probably have to hold it the whole time and a coffeeshop isn't the most animal friendly.

girls these days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182507)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Station

tbh its impressive to actually be able to "bring a cat" cats are totally different from dogs that bitches and male bitches just jerk around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182533)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: demanding crackhouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182544)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

once she realized she would have to hold it the whole time, I think she left it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182568)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Floppy pit

The millennial obsession with pets is gross. And I say that as someone who loves animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182546)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Vibrant Station

dogs are legitimately disgusting and i say that as an american who grew up with dogs as a kid. id kill myself before owning another dog. its horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182566)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: provocative home nowag

Are you jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182571)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Station

no dude theyre just fucking gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182578)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: flushed swashbuckling double fault

Ok what about a golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47182573)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Federal orange mediation

Why has nobody asked how this bitch looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183644)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Federal orange mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183939)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Aggressive turdskin

Make sure to wear your Patagonia vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183652)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: bossy effete public bath

“Cool! I love dogs. I’m gonna bring my doobs too. He’s mostly a good boy but I keep him on a tight leash haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183684)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: sable fragrant trust fund

hehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183822)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:19 AM
Author: Crimson state

is the dog her primary partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47183837)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: cordovan really tough guy

No wonder you didn't make Top 128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184142)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Spectacular sanctuary

100% chance youve been talking to the dog this entire time.

girl probably doesnt even know about the bumble account.

its called dogging and its an increasingly common scam. expect to be asked to pay for a lot of treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47184575)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Tripping Juggernaut

Take the dogpill

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5383809&mc=32&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461960&forum_id=2#47186080)