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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
onyx parlour azn
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
hangar 18 breeding program
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
vibrant bearded karate selfie
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
exciting silver goyim
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
vibrant bearded karate selfie
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
vibrant bearded karate selfie
  06/29/24
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bearded excitant home son of senegal
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Painfully Honest Business Firm
  06/29/24
180
disrespectful demanding stage
  06/29/24
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Mustard market
  06/29/24
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Idiotic hell mad cow disease
  06/29/24
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onyx parlour azn
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
bearded excitant home son of senegal
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Balding avocado brunch kitty
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
indigo sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
bearded excitant home son of senegal
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
indigo sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
bearded excitant home son of senegal
  06/29/24
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indigo sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/22/25
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Balding avocado brunch kitty
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
mint misanthropic gaping messiness
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
indigo sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
mint misanthropic gaping messiness
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Penis Six Nine
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Painfully Honest Business Firm
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
titillating ticket booth
  06/29/24
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automatic admit
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
charcoal stage
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Arousing underhanded incel
  06/29/24
Jfc
wonderful chapel
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Idiotic hell mad cow disease
  06/29/24
she did it again
Dunedain cowboy
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
hank_scorpio
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
hangar 18 breeding program
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: onyx parlour azn

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: hangar 18 breeding program

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: vibrant bearded karate selfie

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: exciting silver goyim

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: vibrant bearded karate selfie

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: vibrant bearded karate selfie

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: bearded excitant home son of senegal

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Business Firm

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: disrespectful demanding stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Mustard market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Idiotic hell mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: onyx parlour azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: bearded excitant home son of senegal

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Balding avocado brunch kitty

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: bearded excitant home son of senegal

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: bearded excitant home son of senegal

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Balding avocado brunch kitty

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: mint misanthropic gaping messiness

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: mint misanthropic gaping messiness

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Business Firm

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: titillating ticket booth

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: automatic admit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: charcoal stage

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing underhanded incel

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful chapel

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Idiotic hell mad cow disease

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: hangar 18 breeding program

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)