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a boob job could save me (GJR)

28F. 19.7 BMI (roughly, I don't currently own a scale). Bra ...
Autistic mad cow disease sandwich
  07/22/24
Hey GJR you’re annoying and ugly and likely barren as ...
bonkers boyish background story
  07/22/24
Hey Boner Police/correction tp - you're a mentally ill jewis...
laughsome whorehouse
  07/22/24
How many guys in their 60s do you think you’ll end up ...
bonkers boyish background story
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gbti
excitant turquoise theatre
  07/22/24
creepy fake, gb2reddit
Twinkling nofapping round eye public bath
  07/22/24
it was too rational and thoughtful to be hers
Grizzly affirmative action temple
  07/22/24
didnt read all that but let's see your tits
floppy stock car
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swollen spectacular coldplay fan orchestra pit
  07/22/24
Seriously, this is necessary info. If they are flapjack styl...
Saffron Wonderful Half-breed
  07/22/24
GJR here. I don’t post here anymore. Anyway here are s...
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laughsome whorehouse
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misanthropic sweet tailpipe
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Medicated drunken rehab mother
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laughsome whorehouse
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smoky home
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Obviously I’m not OP. Moniker is different (look close...
cordovan hissy fit
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high-end beta space azn
  07/22/24
lost it at "Honoring my dead grandmother"
bearded chapel
  07/22/24
Great thread
onyx trip goyim
  07/22/24
i'm sure you make up for it with a nice juicy bubble butt.
Medicated drunken rehab mother
  07/22/24
In similar fashion, having the baby totally saved my friend ...
sick infuriating ticket booth toaster
  07/22/24
180, you should make more of these
smoky home
  07/22/24
I know my exes friend got a book job, right after she gave b...
180 shrine
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Boob jobs are underrated. I vote in favor of one done by a s...
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razzle-dazzle skinny woman
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"The average price of a breast lift is $5,012 and the a...
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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Autistic mad cow disease sandwich

28F. 19.7 BMI (roughly, I don't currently own a scale). Bra size: 32B (men imagining a B cup right now, my tits don't look like that. Picture an A cup.)

A nose job would also help, but I think my nose would look smaller with a larger chest due to proportions or something. I'm sure the ladies over at Vindicta have some equations that back this up.

I know I have body dysmorphia. This does not change the fact that I can't have cleavage unless I touch my elbows together, or use one of those weird sticky bras from Temu. This does not change the fact that one of the last words my grandmother said to me was "you really have no bust" (i.e. my breasts brought shame to my family). This does not change the fact that I have been single for the vast majority of my life. A previous boyfriend used to call himself ugly (he kinda was), then look at me and say "well at least I have tits".

I tried gaining weight, and it helped a little. Previous BMI: 17.6. Previous bra size: 32A (men imagining an A cup, take your shirt off and walk to your nearest mirror). But now my stomach has this softness to it that serves as a warning that I've maxxed out my desirable fat distribution. I want to work out but I'm afraid of losing the weight I gained and finding myself back at square one. Eating more food is expensive, and I have a surgery to save up for.

"You shouldn't base life-changing medical decisions on the male gaze!" - girl who grew a D cup in the 5th grade and hasn't gone a week without a boyfriend since. I'm sorry, some of us are willing to give up a little feminism in the pursuit of not dying alone.

That being said, here are the actual cons:

-It would cost around half my life savings, potentially more

-I would have to quit my job due to the shame (I could NOT show my face in the office post-op)

-I may have to move back in with my parents (as a natural consequence of the first two bullet points), and I don't think they would view my decision as rationally as me

-I may develop that implant disease that leaves me more lethargic and bedridden as usual.

-May lose feeling in my nipples (honestly the worst con for me, but it's not like I've been using that nipple sensation in any productive way lately)

-Due to my sexless appearance, I've been pretty nonchalant with my personal safety. I'll probably have to stop leaving my drink unattended at the bar, or taking the train home by myself at 3am. I will have to stop being so chummy with men. A few of my male friends will probably ask me out after my operation, which will cause mild psychological damage.

-If I ever had a flat-chested daughter, I don't know how I would tell her. I don't know how I could admit to her that I couldn't bear to live with myself in my natural state. I don't know how I could confess that I saw myself as unlovable, and had to shell out $10,000+ to get two blobs of silicone surgically implanted under the muscle (the superior way to do it) to view myself as human. I don't know how I could reveal that I still believe that without the boob job, she wouldn't exist, because daddy wouldn't have fallen in love with mommy. That love is a condition contingent on having the correct inches, correct pounds, correct ccs.

I wouldn't want her to succumb to the same fate. I would want her to love herself. To circumvent this issue, I will be selecting my future husband based on the cup size of his female relatives, in hopes of their genetics overruling mine.

With all that off my chest (heh), here are the pros:

-I can wear strapless dresses without the sticky Temu bra, and not look like a 12 year old drag queen

-More people will want to have sex with me, breaking my not-so-voluntary 13 month celibacy streak

-My breasts will actually be complimented for the first time in my life

-Supremely better chance of getting a boyfriend, or a girlfriend who doesn't secretly hate me

-Honoring my dead grandmother

-Less likely to die alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877684)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: bonkers boyish background story

Hey GJR you’re annoying and ugly and likely barren as well—you’ve taken like 500 dicks without a single pregnancy scare

Go be mentally ill somewhere else, you crazy, sad whore

Enjoy dying alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877709)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: laughsome whorehouse

Hey Boner Police/correction tp - you're a mentally ill jewish pedophile who graduated from TUFTS and has no hope in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877729)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: bonkers boyish background story

How many guys in their 60s do you think you’ll end up banging before realizing none of them will pay for your titjob? Over or under 5 before you start annoying your faggot pedophile dad about it and he also says no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877740)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: excitant turquoise theatre

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877712)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Twinkling nofapping round eye public bath

creepy fake, gb2reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877722)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Grizzly affirmative action temple

it was too rational and thoughtful to be hers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877728)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: floppy stock car

didnt read all that but let's see your tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877725)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: swollen spectacular coldplay fan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877857)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Saffron Wonderful Half-breed

Seriously, this is necessary info. If they are flapjack style, then nah. But perkies are OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877880)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Grizzly affirmative action temple

GJR here. I don’t post here anymore. Anyway here are some thoughts on my breasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877727)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: laughsome whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877731)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: misanthropic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877738)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: yellow stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877745)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Blue institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: excitant turquoise theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877804)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: bearded chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Medicated drunken rehab mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878145)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: laughsome whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878195)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: smoky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878234)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

Obviously I’m not OP. Moniker is different (look closely). Didn’t read any of the Reddit babble but I like the way I look and would never get a boob or nose job.

This actually will be my last post. Closing out of the tab on my phone from last night. This place is even more lame and unfunny than it was before I stopped posting for over a year.

Enjoy continuing to obsessively post about me in my absence. Probably more interesting than all the lame jokes and repetitive drivel on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878264)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: high-end beta space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47880332)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: bearded chapel

lost it at "Honoring my dead grandmother"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47877871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: onyx trip goyim

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Medicated drunken rehab mother

i'm sure you make up for it with a nice juicy bubble butt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878199)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: sick infuriating ticket booth toaster

In similar fashion, having the baby totally saved my friend Bill & Tina’s marriage. Fixed everything right up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878202)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: smoky home

180, you should make more of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878233)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: 180 shrine

I know my exes friend got a book job, right after she gave birth. She is also about 20bmi and taking Ozempic to stay that way. She doesn't have a big nose but something off about her. If u have a big nose you should address that first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47878354)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring exhilarant trust fund

Boob jobs are underrated. I vote in favor of one done by a surgeon with a solid portfolio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47879168)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47879172)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Big cyan school cafeteria selfie

"The average price of a breast lift is $5,012 and the average cost of breast augmentation is $4,516, but if you combine these procedures, you can save yourself"

That's like what, 2 weeks in MFH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5561595&forum_id=2#47880867)