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Imagine being the person who got bullied by Travis Kelce as a kid
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Date: September 12th, 2024 6:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring nubile hunting ground Probably the worst possible life outcome. No matter what you do or what you accomplish or who you marry your bully is a multi millionaire 3x Super Bowl champion and dating the biggest pop star in the history of civilization (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082383) |
Date: September 12th, 2024 6:25 PM Author: Rough-skinned grizzly gas station I think there are worse life outcomes than that tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082396) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: Irradiated shitlib public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082824) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:48 PM Author: Splenetic Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083059) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 6:25 PM Author: Cerise Affirmative Action Native No one thinks about their bully in middle age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082400) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring nubile hunting ground I guarantee you the kid he used to nuggie is looking at all his success and thinking “there is no justice” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082813) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: very tactful disrespectful foreskin indian lodge Well he seems to be a rentboy for BIGMEDIA attached by fake relationship contract to one of the most notoriously artificial and image obsessed pop icons in the biz You can look at that and call it heaven but it looks like hell to me man |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: pungent hairless hall lol cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082830) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: contagious address sandwich CR, life does not seem chill at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082834) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university He has definitively fucked Taylor Swift in any position he wants to. It's at worst purgatory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082857) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: pungent hairless hall i dont want to fuck her in any position lol. shes like 40. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082861) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university XO poasters definitely rejecting TSwift because she's too old. Happens all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082867) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:01 PM Author: pungent hairless hall have you ever been around a millennial woman over the age of 25 or so its not that much fun lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082880) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:10 PM Author: very tactful disrespectful foreskin indian lodge Would u fuck Margaret Thatcher just bc she was famous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082906) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:12 PM Author: orange generalized bond hairy legs tyft, i lol'ed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082912) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university It depends. What is she wearing and is this before she died? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082914) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: very tactful disrespectful foreskin indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082916) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: sienna regret church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082918) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: very tactful disrespectful foreskin indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082927) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:53 PM Author: burgundy jewess range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083437) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: metal piazza people who were actually bullied definitely do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082839) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Poppy Aphrodisiac Dopamine Taylor Swift is a pop star? I thought she was a country singer and only famous online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082826) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university XO tends to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082828) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: sable twinkling uncleanness gay wizard Maybe he was a chill bro who defended weaker kids from bullies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082831) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:21 PM Author: Hairraiser costumed coldplay fan feces Can almost guarantee he was the chill bro or at least not a bully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084918) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: electric dingle berry legend Now imagine you got bullied by TRUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082832) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: rebellious razzmatazz place of business think of the upside - if you kill your bully as an adult in a revenge attack, you're just a murderer, and it probably won't get beyond the local news. if you kill your bully and the bully is famous, you become a nationally-recognized assassin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082836) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university You could also find a way to kill him that isn't immediately traceable-- say poison-- and be pretty far down the suspect list. They're naturally going to think Taylor Swift stalkers, football players he had confrontations with, gamblers who got overzealous, etc. Nobody is going to think to investigate some guy the deceased bullied twenty years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082853) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Tan Property how do you intend to casually poison travis kelce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082923) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:25 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university Blowgun at an autograph signing event. He won't even notice it at the time and when he keels over it will have fallen out and they won't find it. Be sure my prints aren't on the dart just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:48 PM Author: Henna Slap-happy Abode Sweet Tailpipe (newman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083058) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:30 PM Author: Wild diverse menage he's travis kelce not scott tenorman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082987) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:56 PM Author: glassy windowlicker mexican Nobody does this for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082864) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Rambunctious senate turdskin One of my bullies died of a drug overdose, not flame. I saw the Facebook post about his "passing" and was tempted to write something nasty. I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082960) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:27 PM Author: pearly nowag were u ever a little attracted to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082964) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:33 PM Author: Rambunctious senate turdskin Maybe, but I was pretty asexual as a teenager. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082996) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:27 PM Author: pungent hairless hall "one of my bullies" lmao how many were there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082967) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:31 PM Author: Wild diverse menage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082989) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Hateful comical idea he suggested 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083004) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:20 PM Author: Racy station tattoo (Guy who just got added to annual bully facebook audit list) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083372) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:14 AM Author: Ivory Talented Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083683) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#49320884) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:31 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university So you were a pussy then and a pussy now? He's probably up in heaven, high on God's forgiveness all the time, and laughs at you as you toil away in a grocery store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082993) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:33 PM Author: Rambunctious senate turdskin How dare you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48082998) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: Wild diverse menage Can you imagine being bullied by this pussy:
BTW Taylor Swift is rich and whatever but probably 35th percentile for puss you could be slaying as a 3x Super Bowl winner worth hundreds of millions. He seems like a dumb fag. |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:36 PM Author: Wild diverse menage I looked at her ugly legs again. There are definitely biglaw counsel and partners (35+ years old) who are more attractive than her. LJL at Travis fucking this blown out cat lady. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083020) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:37 PM Author: Hateful comical idea he suggested 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083023) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:36 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus Heh, I went to school with someone who went on to become a rich celebrity. He started getting movie gigs when he was still young, and he was a dick about it and most people hated his guts, but after a while we all just accepted the fact that this asshole was only getting richer and more famous with each passing year. I hear through the grapevine that "he's changed" but I don't believe it. It's kinda lulzy to imagine him wanting to repair his image with ppl he knew from childhood though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083016) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:37 PM Author: Wild diverse menage It's OK. You can use my name on here, Melvin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083022) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:38 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus Give me your first initial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083025) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:39 PM Author: Wild diverse menage C, as in Chad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083029) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus The dood I'm thinking of knows better than brag about his looks. If anything, looking weird is what got him started in the industry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083064) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university (guy who went to school with Michael Berryman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083079) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Flesh misanthropic hell Steve Buscemi seems like he's pretty cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083159) |
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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:28 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083388) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:04 AM Author: Swashbuckling maize resort famous landscape painting TS is nowhere near the biggest pop star in civilization. She doesn’t come close to the cultural relevance of the Beatles or Michael Jackson. I couldn’t even name a single TS song. But everybody knows Beatles or MJ songs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083665) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 10:07 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy university You're just old. Beatles and MJ are irrelevant today. People today might have heard of them, but if they're under 40 they don't listen to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084226) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:47 PM Author: pink brethren pisswyrm To be fair,
"Nobody under 40 knows any Beatles or MJ songs!"
Haha yeah haha. (((Brilliant Pumos))) dropping #facts here, folx. |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university ? You're just old Claire. Walk up to a 25 year old and ask about it, you'll get blank stares. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084792) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus Now do the Beach Boys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085368) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:10 AM Author: Poppy Aphrodisiac Dopamine I imagined it and got really horny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48083670) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:44 PM Author: stirring ocher spot rigpig My family moved to a new city when I was in 7th grade. There was a shitty kid who bullied the fuck out of me because I was new and didn't know anyone. He would do stuff like pantsing me in front of girls at PE underwear and all to breaking my hand when he shoved my locker door shut while I was reaching in for my books. He wasn't popular either but one of those guys who punched down to maintain his place in the social hierarchy. Later on in high school he ended up apologizing to me for his behavior, and I acted like it was cool but I hold grudges.
Fast forward to last year, we are in our late 30s. He ended up becoming a middling real estate agent - the kind you can tell is generally struggling to maek it and is spamming facebook and leaving flyers on porches. I was in looking for a home in the $1.75 million range, so I responded to one of his facebook spam posts and asked him to help me with my search. He was over the moon when he responded because the commission would be the biggest he'd ever earned.
I spend the next 8 months sending this guy on all sorts of wild chases to find me the perfect property. I decline to make offers on all kinds of good homes, blaming it on my wife. He is working frantically and stressing out about ignoring his other clients, but I assured him that we were close, very close. He told me he was behind on his bills but that once we closed on a home he'd be able to catch up on all that and more.
Finally my wife finds the perfect home for her while browsing through redfin. I call up another friend who is a RE agent to submit an offer for us. Bully finds out, is distraught, angry, dismayed, everything and calls me practically sobbing. I told him that was for my broken hand, fucker.
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:46 PM Author: Irradiated shitlib public bath Out of curiosity, are you jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084781) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Soul-stirring nubile hunting ground Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084789) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university Wow, what does your Rabbi think about all this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084790) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: chocolate fantasy-prone pistol parlor I enjoyed this anecdote (or fantasy) but i need help resolving why bully faggot didn't have you sign a faggot buyer's contract and then sue you for his commission after you made a purchase without involving his faggot ass. I assume this is the first thing they teach gay retards in real estate training class 101. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084865) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:15 PM Author: stirring ocher spot rigpig I've bought 2 homes now and both times nobody asked me to sign a contract so I dont know what you're talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084895) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:56 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy university Skipping right past the Jewish questions is all the answer I need from you brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085086) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Flesh misanthropic hell what kind of retard would sign a "buyer's contract". plenty of agents will do the leg work for no commitment to get the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084934) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: chocolate fantasy-prone pistol parlor I guess it’s called a Buyer’s Agency Agreement. I had the impression it’s a routine thing to protect the faggot agent in exactly this kind of scenario. I have only purchased for sale by owner properties without a retard agent because I can perform internet searches and know how to consult a treatise or guidebook. Although I haven’t purchased during a hot market so maybe I’ll need a car- salesman-turned-real-estate GED-holding retard one day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084980) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: vibrant organic girlfriend laser beams These things vary widely state to state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085039) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Charismatic toilet seat potus Weird to carry a grudge that long if he had already been lifepwned. My 10-year HS reunion was 180 because so many people had already gotten lifepwned, and multiple people were doing rounds of apologies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085382) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:08 PM Author: Rambunctious senate turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085898) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:25 PM Author: Hairraiser costumed coldplay fan feces Bullies are usually hangers-on and losers. Jocks were usually pretty chill unless they were also really dumb. Bullies are almost always dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48084940) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM Author: Jet-lagged double fault hominid I'm impressed by all the poasters who had their very own dedicated bully. Is this a prestige thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48085377) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:33 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy university It's like a concierge service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48088052) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:47 AM Author: Jet-lagged double fault hominid Hello, let me introduce myself. I will be your assigned bully. It will be my pleasure to beat the crap out of you from time to time. Enjoy. Tips are always appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2#48088150) |