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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
blue stirring property
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
flesh whorehouse
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
blue stirring property
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
flesh whorehouse
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Vermilion Blathering Boistinker
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Pink Dog Poop
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
blue stirring property
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Soggy hospital
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
iridescent sneaky criminal multi-billionaire
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
cocky area partner
  09/18/24
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Flirting quadroon
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Demanding Metal Nursing Home
  09/18/24
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razzle voyeur station
  09/19/24
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Bateful cheese-eating clown address
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
chrome concupiscible generalized bond
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
honey-headed indian lodge
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Translucent brunch
  10/04/24
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blue stirring property
  12/20/24
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  02/27/25
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: blue stirring property

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: flesh whorehouse

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: blue stirring property

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: flesh whorehouse

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Vermilion Blathering Boistinker

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Pink Dog Poop

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: blue stirring property

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Soggy hospital

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: iridescent sneaky criminal multi-billionaire

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: cocky area partner

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Flirting quadroon



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Demanding Metal Nursing Home

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: razzle voyeur station



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Bateful cheese-eating clown address



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: chrome concupiscible generalized bond

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: honey-headed indian lodge

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Translucent brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: blue stirring property



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: comical seedy pervert



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: histrionic base headpube



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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