Date: November 5th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Haunting razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend
I originally typed “pro-Kamala” instead of “anti-Trump” and then I realized there is no such thing as a pro-Kamala voter. They are unicorns.
Anyways, I was at the inspection of the new $800k house I’m buying and it’s just the inspector, my agent and me.
The inspector is heading to the crawl space and I wanted to see where it is, obviously. The entrance is in a floorboard in the master closet.
I’ve never seen a crawl space entrance in a closet before so I autistically blurted out, “Good place to hide from the Nazis.”
As soon as I said it I regretted it, didn’t think at all before I said it, was running on very little sleep since my travels to the bowels of North Carolina over the weekend.
My mind immediately feared that the inspector, or more likely my agent (he is actually the broker, the Big Man) is Jewish, but before my fear could materialize into something more awkward, the inspector yells, “OH MY GOD I JUST WANT THIS MAN OUT OF MY HEAD!”
He pauses to see if the broker or I respond. We don’t, so he goes, “I don’t know where you guys are, but if you’re with me . . .”, and I don’t remember what he said after that.
I think that’s when my broker interrupted and started nodding his head in agreement so I nodded my head in agreement too because there was no way I was going to admit I was a Trumpmo in that moment.
My broker then predicted if Trump loses he’ll keep campaigning for 2028.
I played Devils Advocate by pointing to Trump’s age as a way to “fit in” with this shitlibbery I inadvertently triggered.
They pounced on that red meat I threw them and the conversation finally turned back to the inspection.
Btw, the house is amazing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5625262&forum_id=2#48284461)