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Just got back from ER with my mixed son
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Date: February 19th, 2025 3:23 AM Author: racy crystalline headpube He was severely constipated. At least a week. It’s a constant thing with him, but first time to the ER.
Usually Miralax will fix it in a day or two but I’ve been giving him Miralax for 3-4 days…
Gave him an enema around 6 pm and didn’t work but then he started crying from pain.
After failing to shit it out, he got off the toilet and collapsed and said he couldn’t stand up or walk so I took him to the ER.
Now THAT was an enema. She pumped an entire IV bag up his 3.5 year old mixed ass.
We then carried him to the toilet and he didn’t even sit down all the way before it shot out like a supersonic jet. I couldn’t even satisfy my morbid curiosity and see how big it was. Then he farted and dripped poop juice for ten minutes.
Now I’m home drinking a beer, poasting. Cheers! |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: Exciting hell turdskin Retard, use a $2 suppository next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680672) |
Date: February 19th, 2025 5:21 AM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife Counterpoint: you're bald as fuck (and a midget) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48673618) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: indigo concupiscible quadroon stain Seriously chilmata why is kenny so insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48674121) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: racy crystalline headpube He is not happy. Happy people don't act like this. He's been this way for years so his unhappiness has morphed into some sort of mental illness. I don't think about Kenny irl so I wouldn't begin to speculate on his diagnosis. I saw his Facebook profile and that put things in perspective for me. If you see his Facebook you see a very unhappy, mentally ill person. Its sad, really. I hope he gets help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48674775) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: laughsome filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48676538) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: pale underhanded karate who is this kenny person everyone keeps talking about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679434) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: indigo concupiscible quadroon stain it is the fucking psycho posting in this thread. everyone else is chill af. can you read a room? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679440) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife Yep this lunatic sounds very "chill"
Date: February 1st, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Slow Children Playing
Shut the fuck up you raving psychopath. Just shut the fuck up Kenny. Fuck off you're such a twat
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5673828&forum_id=2#48612425)
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:24 PM Author: heady coral rigpig locus I heard Kenny is asian, can you confirm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680434) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife I'm not going to have sex with you fulano (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680444) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife Fulano--why do you groom children, spam XO with alts, and pretend to be based when you're a Rachel Maddow shitlib?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48675327) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: racy crystalline headpube You are the last person on this bort to be making fun of someone's personal appearance. I've seen your photos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48674784) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife Nah you're definitely behind me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48675323) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: racy crystalline headpube I'm glad you are using delusion as a coping mechanism for your objective shit life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48676184) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife You're ugly, short and bald. I'm not in the habit of discussing my own appearance but I'm objectively better looking than you and doing just fine otherwise (ie, not posting tons of threads about multiple cross-country relocations, begging for jobs and arguing with realtors like a dumb loon)
You also talked shit about my appearance when I never said or did anything to you
Examine your own bullshit before you try to diagnose someone doing objectively better than you in every facet of life |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: racy crystalline headpube You sound a little obsessed with me bro. I don't even think about you until you spaz out here like a little psycho bitch. Glad to hear you are so happy with your life because happy people regularly engage in online feuds with other people for no reason like you do. Wow, wish my life could be as objectively great as yours! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679328) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife LMAO look at your post above
"...AS I WAS OBSESSIVELY STUDYING YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE"
You talked shit about me in multiple threads that I was outed in and didn't post in
In summary, you are an extremely weird creep who is completely lacking in self awareness but mostly dumb as shit (and bald) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 6:07 AM Author: fragrant flushed associate thought this would be SP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48673633) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: racy crystalline headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48674031) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: fantasy-prone magenta community account business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48674124) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: stirring mustard stage pisswyrm Went through this with my one kid who refused fruit of all kinds. Would not eat anything with fiber, even gummies. Had to put them on daily Miralax and it really delayed potty training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48675333) |
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Date: February 19th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Bossy learning disabled site milk Are my kids abnormally healthy? Never once had to take any of them to an “ER” for anything but it seems like every other parent has had to at least once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48675340) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: stirring mustard stage pisswyrm Sounds like they’re also risk-averse faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48677973) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Boyish obsidian resort They could beat the shit out of your kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679447) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Slimy Legend Native Try to feed him more fruits and vegs going forward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48677995) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Opaque Startled Friendly Grandma if you send SP a photo of his bumhole he will give you an expert consultation on opening things up, free of charge
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Boyish obsidian resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679446) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Nudist Exhilarant Meetinghouse My two month old was backed up for about a week and when it finally released, it completely blew out through of all three openings of the diaper, completely soaking the middle third of the onesie. Must have been a PEAK experience for her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679393) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: racy crystalline headpube One Sunday morning when my mixed daughter was less than a year old, I went to go pick up our breakfast order when I got a call from my black wife telling me to come home immediately.
My black wife was changing my mixed daughter's diaper and was bending down over her ass when she exploded diarrhea all over the room.
There was shit on the ceiling, not flame, all over the walls, on her baby books, there was shit that got inside the pages of the baby books. . . |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Slimy Legend Native Were the legal tomes still safe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679417) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Nudist Exhilarant Meetinghouse Kids are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679424) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: indigo concupiscible quadroon stain lmfao must have been peak af.
once i had some sort of ear blockage and it released on its own while i was on the sidewalk. just started shaving out like a pencil sharpener in waves with increasing ferocity. was fucking wild, peak experience. I can;t imagine what the bystanders saw |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: stubborn cracking trailer park coldplay fan gross man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48679439) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:23 PM Author: sable aromatic trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680430) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Vigorous persian tanning salon OP had spaceporn watch him for the evening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680443) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 12:36 AM Author: Angry Lavender Ratface It was like the movie “Happiness” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680926) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 12:41 AM Author: hairraiser out-of-control macaca striped hyena benadryl tuna salad playdate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680930) |
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Date: February 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: appetizing stag film nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680540) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 12:34 AM Author: Internet-worthy toilet seat knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5682777&forum_id=2#48680922) |